With so many action movies and series coming out, it might take a lot of work to keep up with the latest Marvel quotes. With a considerable number of characters, and all their different arcs and adventures, the universe is so vast you might need to hire a scholar just to stay on track. You might think that’s a different case with comics, but Stan Lee, along with other amazing writers, put so much heart into them that they can easily rival the productions of high-budgeted movies.
Now, some of the earlier fans of the movies might remember the older days and not find Marvel quotes funny. While it had some comedic elements, the overall theme was on a more serious side. Well, it’s not the case anymore, as more and more screen time is dedicated to light-hearted human interactions. However, we’re sure this list will provide enough funny sayings for both old and new fans.
So if you’re looking for the best Marvel quotes out there, this is the right place. Scouring through many movies and series, you’ll find inspiring sayings by Captain America, best comebacks by Tony Stark, and many more.
Without any further postponing, dig into this universe of funny Marvel quotes! Vote for your favorites and share with your fellow Marvel fans.
#121
“I just keep imagining you waking up in the morning, sir, looking in the mirror and then in all seriousness saying to yourself, ‘You know what would be a really kickass name? Taserface!'” - Rocket
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#122
“Don’t do anything I would do, and definitely don’t do anything I wouldn’t do. There’s a little gray area in there, and that’s where you operate.” - Tony Stark
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#123
“I’m made of rocks, as you can see, but don’t let that intimidate you. You don’t need to be afraid, unless you’re made of scissors! Just a little rock-paper-scissors joke for you!” — Korg
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#124
“I’m gonna need a rain check on that dance.” - Steve Rogers
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#125
“You seek love. It’s all any of us want.” - Thor
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#126
“The world has changed and none of us can go back. All we can do is our best, and sometimes the best that we can do is to start over.” - Peggy Carter
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#127
“I had my eyes opened. I came to realize that I had more to offer this world than just making things that blow up.” — Tony Stark
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#128
“Look, it’s me, I’m here, deal with it. Let’s move on.” - James Rhodes
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#129
“I have nothing to prove to you.” - Carol Danvers
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#130
“You got gifts, Parker. But you didn't want to be here. I'd love to have you in Berlin, but you've got to decide whether you're going to step up or not. Stark chose you. He made you an Avenger. I need that. The world needs that. Maybe Stark was wrong. The choice is yours.” - Nick Fury
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#131
“It won’t be Wanda that comes for her. It will be the Scarlet Witch.” — Wanda
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#132
“I do anything and everything that Mr. Stark requires — including occasionally taking out the trash.” - Pepper Potts
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#133
“Mew-mew? What’s mew-mew?” - Darcy Lewis
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#134
“Does he need CPR? Because I totally know CPR.” - Darcy Lewis
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#135
“You walked right into this one. I've dated hotter chicks than you.” — Tony Stark
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#136
“As always sir, a great pleasure watching you work.” - Jarvis
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#137
“I should not be left in charge of stuff like this. I don’t get paid enough. I don’t get paid, period.” - Darcy
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#138
“Hey, fellas, either one of you know where the Smithsonian is? I’m here to pick up a fossil.” - Natasha Romanoff
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#139
“Finger on throat means death! Metaphor!” - Drax
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#140
“Can you believe they call us criminals when he's assaulting us with that haircut?” - Rocket
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