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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends

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If you tell me you have never seen a Marvel movie, I’m going to assume that you are either an alien from a galaxy far away or are concealing the truth. Whether you love Marvel movies, hate Marvel movies, or openly support DC just to annoy your younger sibling, you have most definitely seen at least one MCU installment. 
The peculiarity of Marvel movies is that, unlike standalone films, they create a whole universe. It’s no longer only about the big screen, but also art, fanfics, mashups, crossovers, and even superhero jokes. Fans have taken jokes for comics to a new level, turning them into an art of their own. 
The studio provides a good portion of the laughs too. Easter eggs in Marvel movies can often squeeze a chuckle out of viewers, and the writers make sure to include witty banter in the dialogues as well. Whether you prefer princess Shuri, who keeps poking fun at her brother T’Challa, or Spiderman’s best friend Ned with his hilarious reactions, there are plenty of funny Marvel characters to choose from. And even the ones that are supposed to be all serious will have you doubled over with a side-splitting remark every now and then.   
If you like strange (or should I say, Dr. Strange?) puns, you will find a huge number of them in this article, alongside other Avengers jokes. By the way, I am really curious to know who you consider to be the funniest Marvel character, so tell me in the comments.

#1

Knock! Knock! Who is out there? Doctor. Doctor Who? No! Doctor Strange!
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What does Peter Parker tell people he does for a living?
Web designer.
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#3

How much does it cost to kill Tony Stark’s family?
One Buck.
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#4

What happens when Iron Man, Thor, and Hulk walk into IKEA?
Avengers assemble!
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What are the security guards out of the Samsung store called?
Guardians of the galaxy.
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#6

Why is Thor's brother great at sneaking around?
He is very Loki.
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What was Iron Man not satisfied with his new assistant?
Well, he wasn't Happy.
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#8

What happens when you cross Quicksilver with the Hulk?
The Fast and the Furious.
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What did Thor say when he came across a rabbit on his way?
Hey, raccoon!
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#10

Why was Captain America patiently waiting for so long to wield Mjolnir?
He did not want to steal Thor's thunder.
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#11

What do you get when Iron Man takes off his suit?
Stark naked.
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#12

Why was Thanos so crazy?
He snapped!
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#13

How will you determine that you are in a Marvel movie?
You are bound to bump into Stan Lee randomly at some point in your life.
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What is Hulk's mashed potatoes known as?
Hulk's mash!
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#15

The Avengers forced Black Widow to turn her GPS on because she is always Romanoff.
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
Where can you find the home page of Spider-Man?
On the web.
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#17

How is Aluminum Man different from Iron Man?
Iron Man defeats villains but Aluminum Man can only foil their attempts.
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#18

What’s always missing from Tony Stark’s kitchen?
The Pepper pots.
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#19

Why does Hulk recycle most of the trash at home?
He likes to go green.
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130 Marvel Jokes To Tell Your Avengers-Loving Friends
What is Dr. Strange's cousin's name who cannot do magic?
Doctor Normal.
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