Make A List Of Weird Things That One Of Your Friends Say Or Have Said. How Long Is It?

It all started with a wig. A wig that my friend put on his head and then started yelling "I'M THE FAIRY ROCK MOTHER!!!" It quickly morphed into "Dwayne the Brock Johnson" and "Squirrel Tank." After about a week of this I just sat down, and wrote a dictionary for all of his words. It ended up being something like 14 pages long. When I showed it to him he replayed with 3 words: Thomas the Tank. The book has currently reached page 24 with the newest word being Blob Obama. Writing this has made me realize I need new friends.