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These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time

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When it comes to the horrible life lessons from Disney movies, there are a lot of them. Some are philosophical, hitting the core of human morality, while others are simpler. Disney movies can instill these harsh and even awful lessons through fun and colorful images. From kids to online users, some of the best Disney movies and their lessons can, and should, be avoided by everyone.
A life lesson from these movies should not be taken literally. For example, if you were to take Aladdin, one of the classic Disney movies, you can see it shows an easy way of opening up a melon — crack it with your knee. In reality, it is almost impossible to do it. Luckily, their movies do what they want, and it is left to us, the viewers, to judge the lesson's application in real life. 
Want to learn some harsh life lessons from the new and old Disney movies? User adamtwosleeves asked a question on AskReddit related to this topic — “What’s the worst lesson someone could learn from a Disney movie?” With so many life lessons, upvote the ones you will try to avoid. On the other hand, if you have your own poor life lesson from these movies, share it in the comments below.

#1

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Your toys are alive and resent you for giving them away."
user replied: "An even worse lesson from Toy Story: Kids who show creativity and imagination by disassembling toys to make new toys are evil and should be psychologically tortured."
62points

#2

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"If you see a chick sleeping just go right up to her and start kissing."
59points

#3

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Bad people are ugly. Good people look beautiful."
56points

#4

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"From Aladdin, I thought melons could easily be cracked open over my knee.
Some tears and a very bruised knee later, I found that this was not, in fact, a real thing."
Puck-Ey: "This is the most specific and the most tragic."
55points

#5

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Just repeatedly bludgeon someone with a cast-iron skillet, so hard that they black out. They'll be fine, don't worry. And it's funny!"
user comments: "Hey bud. I'll have you know it was a frying pan!"
BTLOTM replied: "You know it could also be... a drying pan."
heartlikeabomb comments: "We just talked about this in our staff meeting this morning (I’m a social worker) because we have a teen girl who was hitting her sister and eventually upgraded to using a cast iron skillet. Some coworkers were talking about video games but I said she probably learned it from Tangled."
55points

#6

"One or both parents need to die before kids can realize their full potential."
EarlyHemisphere replied: "I'm just gonna sit around all day."
*parent dies*
"I'd better learn how to save the entire world fast."
54points

#7

"Any problem can be solved if you sing a song."
54points

#8

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"If you have a problem, just run away from it and build your own badass castle on a mountain - forget about everyone that loves you or depends on you."
52points

#9

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"True love evolves from a kidnapping."
52points

#10

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"If you don't have a dress for the ball at the castle, just go and sulk in a room full of rodents."
user replied: "Those rodents got some mad sewing skills though."
51points

#11

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Don't try to kill all those friendly rats in your kitchen, they'll help you cook gourmet meals."
47points

#12

"No, there is no such thing as princesses. No, you can't grow up to be a princess...
Oh God damnit Meghan Markle!"
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46points

#13

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Your waist should be the size of your neck."
45points

#14

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"It’s perfectly normal if you see a candelabra and a clock having an argument."
45points

#15

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"If you are pure of heart you can approach wild animals. Unless you want 20 needles in the stomach don't do this."
44points

#16

"That marriage is the end goal, rather than the start of the journey."
40points

#17

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"That death and abandonment are real and Walt had no problem showing it to us poor kids."
40points

#18

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"That everything works out in the end, and that the world is a just place. Kind people don't always succeed and cruel people don't always get punished."
38points

#19

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Don’t be ugly."
treemu comments: "You could shower your crush with affection and they still won't see you the way you see them. The key is to deal with it and move on."
BlushBrat replied: "And that's what a lot of people miss and Hunchback of Notre Dame. Esmeralda is used to comparing Quasimodo's character, and Frollo's character. Frollo wants to possess her, and can't fathom the idea of her choosing differently, where Quasimodo is like if she just wants to be my friend, then I'm okay with that."
37points

#20

These 49 Life Lessons From Disney Movies Are Both Awful And Funny At The Same Time
"Stepmoms are evil. Marriage is hard, especially when one party already has a child with someone else, cut some slack!"
37points
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