#1

Edit: The first little piggy guess to market to be sold as meat.
The second piggy stays home as breeding stock.
The third piggy eats roast beef and other leftovers from the table to fatten him up.
The fourth piggy has none, as you usually don't feed shortly before slaughter.
The fifth one didn't sell, so it makes pig sounds (or cheers "Oui!") All the way home.
BartlebyX:
I learned this a few days ago. I'm 44.
ChocolateSporks:
Omg.. Well I'm 22, I had to learn sometime. Now I'm sad. Why are nursery rhymes always so [messed] up when you actually get into the meaning of them..
There’s a good chance you knew that reindeers are real animals, or that pickles are cucumbers in vinegar. But did you know that you’re taller in the morning than at night? No, me neither…
According to Reader’s Digest, we are about one centimeter taller when we wake up in the morning. “That’s because at night when you’re lying down, the spine stretches and decompresses. But throughout the day, the soft cartilage between your bones gets squashed and compressed,” explains the site.
You might also be surprised to learn that the Eiffel Tower is taller in summer than it is in winter. More on that further down...
#2

greebshob:
I too didn't learn this until I was around 25. Not only that, but I thought that pickles were used to pickle other things. I envisioned harvesting them from the pickle farm, juicing them, and then soaking other things in the juice to "pickle" them.
#3

The Eiffel Tower apparently adapts to its environment and weather conditions. It’s made from something called puddled iron, which is sensitive to variations in temperature. So when temperatures rise, the Tower increases in size. When temperatures plummet during the cold winter months, the metal structure contracts and it loses a few millimeters.
“This is a natural physical phenomenon called thermal expansion. Heat causes an increase in volume that makes the Eiffel Tower a few millimeters taller,” explains the official La Tour Eiffel site.
Not only does the Eiffel Tower get taller, but it also shifts a bit. That’s because the expansion causes the Tower to tilt slightly away from the sun.
“The sun only hits one of the 4 sides of the Tower creating an imbalance with the other 3 sides that remain stable, thus causing the Eiffel Tower to lean,” the site adds. “In this way, the sun’s movement over the course of a clear day can cause the top of the Tower to move in a more or less circular curve measuring approximately 15 centimeters in diameter.”
#4

anon:
Someone on here once posted about the shock of finding out that rhinos are not male hippos.
Cassandj:
My aunt found out at 35 that mice aren't just female rats.
#5

Edit: Oh my god, I'm so happy I'm not alone!!
2thousand15:
I'm just finding this out now and I'm 32 and own my own home!!
#6

Talking of things expanding... That's what Julia Roberts' bank account has been doing over the past few decades. With a net worth of around $250 million, the American actress is no stranger to wealth. But did you know that when she was born, her parents couldn't foot the hospital bill?
And guess who paid for most of it... None other than Martin Luther King Jr. The gesture was considered a heartfelt payback, according to Reader's Digest.
"Julia’s parents, who ran a theater school in Atlanta, welcomed the King children as students when they had trouble finding a place that would accept them because they were black," reports the site.
#7

unicorn-jones:
Similarly, I thought the Taj Mahal was called the "Tajmah Hall" until I was in my early teens.
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Damn_Dog_Inappropes:
I was in my 30s when I realized that green bell peppers are just unripe red bell peppers. I love red bell peppers, but I hate green ones, so I'd never really looked at them on display in a store before.
While your brain is digesting some of these facts, it's also eating itself. Yes, you read right.
Don't be alarmed. It's nothing sinister but rather a process known as phagocytosis, whereby cells will envelop and consume smaller cells or molecules in order to remove them from the system.
"It’s basically cells eating other cells, or substances," explains Science Focus. "Our immune system is based on this; dedicated white blood cells consume pathogens, thus getting rid of them and their disruptive influence on our bodies."
#10

I grew up in an extremely Lutheran area -- the question wasn't what religion you were, it was whether you were LCMS, WELS, ELCA, ELS, or some other random smash-up of lettering.
So I'd read about Catholics in history class, but I've never actually met one nor heard anyone talk about them in modern times. I was convinced that Catholics were like Pilgrims or Huguenots; a religious sect that d**d out sometime in the 18th or 19th century.
I was in high school before I found out that not only are there still Catholics alive in the world today, but one-fifth of Americans identify as Catholic. And there's a pope, too! A real, live pope!
cormacredfield:
I was your mirror. Grew up in Louisiana (heavily Catholic). It wasn't until high school that I realized Catholic wasn't a synonym for "Christian".
#11

I am not proud of this.
I'm not sure how I made it past elementary school let alone being a Computer Engineer.
#12

The site adds that the brain is an incredibly busy and demanding organ. It's believed to use about a third of the body’s ready energy supply, just by staying alive and functioning.
"This means that the brain is something of a cellular powerhouse; there are countless complex processes happening between and within our brain cells, all the time," notes Science Focus.
Each of these processes will have unusable by-products. Debris, if you will. This debris has to go somewhere or it'll build up and disrupt our functioning. So, the brain eats itself, or spring cleans, on a constant basis.
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ramengirl10:
To be fair, sailors thought narwhals were mermaids.
#15

And speaking of brains, we feel it's our duty to let you know that wearing a tie can reduce blood flow to the brain by 7.5%. That's according to a 2018 study carried out at University Hospital Schleswig-Holstein, Germany.
The researchers scanned the brains of 15 healthy men before and after they wore a tie. They then did the exact same thing with 15 other men who didn't wear a tie.
"When the results came in, the team could see that the tie-wearers experienced an average dip in blood flow to the brain of 7.5 percent. In contrast, absolutely no decline in blood flow was observed in the control group," reports IFL Science.
#16

Until she was in her mid-twenties, my sister believed Mount Rushmore was a naturally occurring rock formation. Until somewhere in her teen years, she thought earlier Americans had used Mount Rushmore to select presidents, and was very concerned we had "used up all the good ones."
Lyeta:
During a finals week in college, one of my hall mates was reading something about philosophy and conspiracies or something and they for whatever reason it was talking about mt Rushmore. She comes out to where some of us are working at like 1am and goes 'I think I'm just really tired, but this book just said mt Rushmore is a natural creation. That's not right, right? It's man made, right?'
Sleep deprivation+intellectual stimulation= brain rot.
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If you're healthy, a 7.5% drop in oxygen isn't too big a deal. But it could be more problematic for those who already have a below-average blood flow rate, those who are older, who smoke, and/or have high blood pressure.
A separate, earlier study found a link between tie-wearing and intraocular pressure. Basically, if your tie is too tight, it can put pressure on your eyes.
#19

Edit: Just wanted to let you guys know english is my second language and I didn't know what sponge was. :l.
lawyerlady:
You are not alone. I used to be a suit character at a theme park and while in sponge bob i had a large greek family approach. I heard the mother in a thick accent start shouting, "OH MY GOD ITS A GIANT BLOCK OF CHEESE! TAKE A PHOTO! TAKAFOTO!!!!"
When ever i see something worth photographing i put on my best greek accent and shout that. My husband ia often embarassded in public.
anon:
I had a 30 minute argument with my four year old about this. He kept insisting he was a cheese. It took a trip to the kitchen, where I showed him an actual sponge, and a complete description of what sponges are and why one might be at the bottom of the ocean to convince him otherwise. Kids can be persistent.
#20

anon:
It's only called "duct tape" by virtue of people thinking "wait, 'duck tape' can't be right, that sounds dumb it must be 'duct tape'" and that's become the actual name for it now.
But it was originally called duck tape and it's certainly not meant primarily for use on ducts (even though I'm sure it is used on them by misinformed janitors).


