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Folks In This Online Group Point Out 27 Obvious Lies People Actually Fell For

Folks In This Online Group Point Out 27 Obvious Lies People Actually Fell For

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Words being able to affect a person physically is an old, yet effective literary tool solely used in fiction. We all know it doesn’t actually cause physical pain, but drama!
But words can actually cause physical pain to a person, if it’s the right combination of them, of course. And the combination has to be a particular shade of stupid—so stupid, in fact, that it makes you put your hand on your face, which is the universal sign of “please reconsider many things in your life”.
What makes it even worse is not the stupid thing someone said, but a person actually believing the stupid thing that was said. And there is actually now a very appropriate list for that, because entertainment!
Bored Panda collected the best responses to an AskReddit post asking folks to share the dumbest things people actually thought were real, and put them into a neat little list below. And by this point you know what to do, so do it, and enjoy it.
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#1 5G Is The Bane Of All Existence

5G Is The Bane Of All Existence
I was told a great story by a friend who attended a town meeting addressing the locals 5G mast concerns.
In attendance was a representative from the network company.
A selection of people were permitted to take the mic and rant for hours about how they'd all been getting headaches, feeling more low than usual, flowers had been wilting, their dog wasn't himself, all manner of things blamed on 5G.
Several hours later after everyone had their say and the crowd of hundreds had been whipped into a fever the company representative had his turn to speak and simply said "thank you everyone for your comments but we haven't turned it on yet."
249points

#2 "So, It's, Like, Just Your Opinion, Man"

"So, It's, Like, Just Your Opinion, Man"
That everyones opinion has to carry the same weight as the one of someone who is proficient on a field and has dedicated hundreds of hours to obtain it.
161points

#3 Trickle-Down Economics

Trickle-Down Economics
AlbionRemainsXIV said:
Trickle-down economics.
Ultima_RatioRegum elaborated:
If you were told this in a vacuum without any knowledge of the outside world, then it may seem to make logical sense. However, I don't think this is one of those beliefs that people have due to stupidity. The reason many people believe this is due to a multi-decade misinformation campaign waged by the owning class against the working class (and by working class, I mean anyone whose primary source of income is wage labor, from tradespeople to rocket scientists).
154points

#4 Flat Earth Society

Flat Earth Society
TheOvercookedFlyer said:
That the earth is flat.
hard_baroquer explained
Adam Savage did a TED talk that not only did the ancient Greeks (and I'm sure many other societies at the time) realize the earth was spherical, but they also calculated the diameter to a small percentage point. All they needed was shadows at noon at two points, and trigonometry.
So with that much history going so far back, it's so crazy idiotic that people would disregard that knowledge.
132points

#5 Stealing The Elections

Stealing The Elections
That thousands of people coordinated, in several different states, to steal an election and left no evidence.
130points

#6 That Animals Don't Experience Emotions

That Animals Don't Experience Emotions
That animals don’t feel emotions.
There are going to be people who reply to this comment that *still* insist animals don’t have emotions.
121points

#7 There Is Never Enough Proof

There Is Never Enough Proof
I used to work as a paralegal and had to fight with Social Security when they accused my clients of fraud. Got on a call with an agent who insisted my client was faking the disability her daughter had. The daughter died of the disability and it says it on the death certificate. The agent told me it wasn't enough proof.
117points

#8 The BBC Spaghetti-Tree Hoax

The BBC Spaghetti-Tree Hoax
The BBC Spaghetti-Tree Hoax of April 1, 1957.
Writer's Note:
This was a BBC broadcast for April Fools' showing a family in Switzerland harvesting spaghetti from a tree. Back then, spaghetti as a product was not all that known in the UK, hence all the calls the station got for advice on growing spaghetti, completely oblivious to the fact that it's actually made from wheat flour and water.
103points

#9 Scientology

Scientology
spagbetti said:
Scientology
MorticiaLaMourante replied:
I said "religion" in general, but Scientology has to be one of the worst.
99points

#10 Basic Math Fails The Hamburger Lovers

Basic Math Fails The Hamburger Lovers
People that thought a 1/3 pound burger was smaller than a quarter pounder
94points

#11 Multi-Level Marketing (Pyramid) Schemes

Multi-Level Marketing (Pyramid) Schemes
That MLMs are a “small business” and not a pyramid scheme where there’s little to no chance of making/not losing money.
92points

#12 "Are You A Cop?"

"Are You A Cop?"
That if you ask an undercover cop if they’re a cop they’re required to answer honestly.
89points

#13 "Babies Feel No Pain"

"Babies Feel No Pain"
Babies feel no pain and they believed that until the 1970's so they would experiment on babies up until then because they didnt feel pain. Scary.
79points

#14 That 5G Causes Covid

That 5G Causes Covid
5G phone masts were spreading COVID. People actually burned them down because of that belief.
78points

#15 Beanie Babies As An Investment

Beanie Babies As An Investment
Babyfart_McGeezacks said:
Beanie babies as an investment strategy.
TemporalTickTock replied:
One of my all time favorite photos on the internet is that picture of that couple separating their beanie babies on the floor of a courtroom during their divorce.
77points

#16 iTunes Gift Cards To Pay Off The IRS

iTunes Gift Cards To Pay Off The IRS
RilohKeen said:
“I need to buy these iTunes gift cards in order to pay off the IRS!”
wap2005 replied:
My grandma fell for this scam, I think it was Safeway Gift Cards or something. They said if she didn't take care of it right away they would have to send the police to her house and she couldn't get ahold of me or my mother to ask so she just went and did it. Was like $4000 or something like that, was a few years ago now.
It really is a bummer that people take advantage of elderly people.
74points

#17 Why Ukraine Was Invaded

Why Ukraine Was Invaded
In my feed, this post is right above the post quoting Berlusconi saying "Putin invaded Ukraine to put decent people in Kiev". So I'm gonna with that.
70points

#18 Horoscopes And Astrology

Horoscopes And Astrology
FantasticWriting502 said:
Horoscopes and anything astrology.
PLTuck replied:
I was doing a degree in Astronomy.
You wouldn't believe the number of people that started asking me about the meaning of their dreams and which rags horoscopes were the best. Even my DWP work coach thought I was doing a hokey pseudo degree, and then asked me to spell it!
68points

#19 Energized Wrist Bands

Energized Wrist Bands
Valuable-Raccoon-734 said:
Those wrist bands that “give you energy”. 🙄
superwetpajamas replied:
Almost as good as the wristbands that keep you balanced.
Independent-Bike8810 explained:
I wanted to see what the scam was once in a mall where they were selling these. They first yank on your arm throwing you off balance easily. Then they put on the bracelet an yank on your arm again and you are magically steady as a rock. The impression is strong until you realize all that happened was that you were not caught off guard and were able to anticipate the force that was about to be applied and unconsciously braced for the yank.
67points

#20 "When Did This Happen?"

"When Did This Happen?"
When we went to see the Martian in theaters, at the end some woman behind us told her friend, “I can’t believe I missed this. When did this happen?”
67points
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