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‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
FunnyNOV 29, 2021

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers

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People can be stranger than fictional characters. I had this classmate who would always try to get everyone's attention with ridiculous stunts like cutting his hair during History or trying to fit his head into the toilet before English. He succeeded. But at the expense of earning himself a lot of crazy nicknames.
Earlier this month, Redditor LordP asked other users:" What's legal but if you do it, you still look like a psychopath?" and their post went viral, getting over 46K upvotes and nearly 20K comments, many of which prove that the boy I told you about isn't the only lunatic. Just because you can doesn't mean you should!

#1

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Entering an elevator full of people and not turning to face the door
263points

#2

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Eating food in any bathroom ever
258points

#3

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
One of the politicians in our country bit into a hotdog sideways and in the middle, like a sandwich.
It was so weird that it was in the newspapers the next day. Slow news day obv, but made him look like a nutjob.
235points

#4

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Wearing a wedding gown to someone else's wedding.
229points

#5

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Digging holes in your backyard at night.
Just doing some night digging.
227points

#6

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
I was serving a very green, Chinese businessman at the pub and he ordered a burger and after a few seconds of sizing it up, stabbed it in the center with his fork and started eating it like a candy apple. I asked him if he was good, and he shrugged and said "sorry. I haven't figured out how to eat these yet"
216points

#7

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Going out to the gym or something and using a Hershey's syrup bottle as a water bottle
210points

#8

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Having carpet in your kitchen or bathroom
204points

#9

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Hissing at people on the bus so they don’t sit next to you
197points

#10

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
walking around in public with a glass of water from home
173points

#11

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Eating a onion whole, like an apple
166points

#12

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Run while keeping your arms perfectly still at your sides
164points

#13

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Working out in a suit
150points

#14

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Put toothpaste directly into your mouth. Then brush teeth.
139points

#15

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
blasting "highway to hell" during a funeral
138points

#16

A manager I once had been reading a “how to manage people” book, which ended up with him telling me I was doing a good job, shaking my hand normally, then just standing still for 30 seconds, still holding my hand, in complete silence, staring directly into my eyes. Was supposed to be a reassuring show of dominance or some such s**t, but it was just weird and creepy.
138points

#17

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
Standing next to someone at a urinal even when there is an open one at the opposite end of the row.
134points

#18

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
When someone is holding a door open for you when a place has double doors and you just say f**k it and take the other door instead.
133points

#19

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
When you just happen to be going to the same place as the car/pedestrian in front of you. It's even creepier when it's a long distance and they look behind them and see you.
127points

#20

‘What's Legal But If You Do It You Still Look Like A Psychopath?’: 30 Of The Funniest Answers
While shopping, pulling what you want out of other people's carts before they buy them.
123points
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