While “sloth” might be a sin, everyone has that one day where they simply can’t be bothered to put in even an ounce of effort. While often this just means bedrotting and perhaps some snacks instead of dinner, certain folks do get very creative at doing nothing.
Someone asked “Tell me the laziest thing you’ve done, I mean genuinely the most diabolically lazy thing that would disgust the average person,” and netizens shared some truly unhinged stories. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to add your own thoughts and stories in the comments below.
#1
I downloaded the tv remote app on my phone when I dropped the remote on the floor.
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69points
#2
Instead of making a sandwich I ate all the ingredients separately
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52points
#3
FaceTimed my pot of water so I could go lay down until it boiled
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49points
#4
Sometimes i don't skip ads because i'm too lazy to move my hand
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40points
#5
Dressed for school the night before and woke up in the clothes
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38points
#6
Wouldn't say diabolical but one time I waited like 20mins for a bus to arrive when it would've taken me 7mins to walk home
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35points
#7
boiled dumplings in my kettle when i used to live at a dorm cause i couldn't be bothered to go to the kitchen. then i couldn't bother getting fresh water so i just drank the dumpling water.
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33points
#8
Instead of making my bed I just slept inside of the duvet cover
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32points
#9
I’ll literally rewash clean clothes because I don’t want to put them up
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28points
#10
I've thrown everything within reach at my light switch and then just gone to bed with the light on cuz I missed everytime
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28points
#11
I slept on 6 pillows on my floor with my tv on the ground for 2 weeks because I didn’t wanna put sheets on my bed
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23points
#13
Is it bad to say I have like 5 pairs of used pajamas tucked in the corner of my bed and I pull random pieces out each night to wear then put them back in the corner
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22points
#15
Sometimes I don’t answer people that are far away because I’m too lazy to raise my voice
21points
#16
Sometimes i stop eating a meal cus im bored of chewing
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21points
#18
I just swallow my gum when I don’t wanna get up to throw it out
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21points
#19
Used a sea shell I had in my drawer to eat ice cream instead of going to get a spoon
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20points
#20
I ordered uber eats from a place that’s less than 200 meters away
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20points