Working as a plumber, one must, without a doubt, employ a healthy sense of humor. However else are they capable of dealing with spillage, sewage, waste, small spaces, and uncomfortable body positions while trying to fix a leak or unclog something that’s vitally important for your everyday life? It is most likely that the joviality of these cherished workers is what also inspires our admiration and, of course, a myriad of hilarious jokes about plumbers. So, ready to take a look at these cool jokes that we’ve rounded up?
Besides these funny jokes about plumbers, there are also plenty of jokes for plumbers. Even though they are already seemingly merry enough (you know that’s hyperbole, right? We’ve never had to deal with a plumber who’s amused in any way), these guys and girls do, too, need their dose of innocent entertainment. And, with their profession, you won’t be able to run far from jokes about plumbing, and that’s what they are mostly about.
So, make some room for these merry plumber jokes - they are where they should be, just below this text. Once you are there, give your vote for the best jokes and share this article (and your love) with your plumber friends!
#41
What's the road construction worker's equivalent of a plumbers crack?
An asphalt.
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#42
What do you call a funk band composed of only plumbers?
George Sinkton and the P-Trap All Stars.
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#43
What's a plumbers dream?
To work on Farrah's Fawcett and Olivia Newton's John.
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#44
People whose jobs require them to enter someone else's house, such as plumbers and electricians, what is the weirdest thing you've seen at a customer's house?
My wife.
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#45

What is the most disgusting thing you can see while a plumber is plumbing?
A plumber about to bite his nails.
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#46
Where do plumbers keep all their stuff?
They keep them in the water closet!
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#47
Why are plumbers so good at being friends with the pipes?
Because they are electrically bonded!
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#48
Why did the teacher call the plumber to school?
He was called to pipe the class that was being noisy!
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#49
What was it that the plumber found in the NFL player's restroom?
He found a Superbowl!
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#50

Why does the United Kingdom need so many plumbers?
This is because they are surrounded by water!
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#51
Why are plumbers addicted to tobacco?
Perhaps, because they have an easy supply of pipes!
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#52
The plumber was offered the role of a submarine captain. This was because he was good at sink-ing things!
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#53
Whenever a plumber visits a house where he has to take off his shoes, he starts to unclog!
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#54
"Almost all the plumbers I have come across are overweight. This is because they are plump-being!"
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#55

"The plumber had come to fix my water problem in the kitchen. He told me not to worry because it was all water under the fridge!"
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#56
The plumbers were protesting for better pay. One of their slogans read, "If it weren't for us, you all would have nowhere to go!"
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#57
In the middle of the hurricane, because of a lack of proper equipment, the surgeon used a sterilized plumbing tool to operate. It really was a gut-wrenching experience!
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#58
My plumber dad used to have a saying for his customers, "every time you flush, it results in food in my family 's mouth!"
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#59
When the plumber had an argument with the lady regarding the sewage works of the client's house, the plumber angrily exclaimed, "I am going to sewer, I am!"
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#60

The out-of-work plumber started growing onions. Very soon, his onion patch was leeking!
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