Hold onto your staplers and straighten those tie clips, because we're about to deliver a PowerPoint presentation of pure comedy gold that would make any dad's khakis crease with pride! Whether you're suffering through another mind-numbing meeting that could've been an email, dealing with Janet from accounting who keeps microwaving fish in the break room, or trying to figure out who stole your clearly labeled lunch (again), these 35 office-themed dad jokes will have you crying tears of laughter into your "World's Okay-est Employee" mug.
From printer problems to passive-aggressive Post-it notes, these jokes hit harder than that 3 PM caffeine crash. But beware, side effects may include uncontrollable groaning, eye-rolling from younger coworkers, and the sudden urge to forward these to everyone in your contact list with the subject line "FWD: FWD: FWD: SO TRUE!
#21
My boss assesses that I lacked intense enthusiasm. I do not think he has ever seen me with a PlayStation.
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#22
When my work colleagues ask whom they should talk to in emergencies, I recommend “a good doctor.”
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#23
I’m working in a paperless office. Everything is fine until I get stuck in the restroom.
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#24
You know what job I could really see myself doing?
Inspecting mirrors.
Inspecting mirrors.
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#25
Employer: We need someone responsible for the job. Job Applicant: Your search ends here! In my previous job whenever something went wrong, everybody said I was responsible.
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#26
Earlier this afternoon, my boss nudged my arm and said “you weren’t even listening, were you?!” What a strange way to start a conversation.
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#27
Why did the employee keep a clock under his desk? He wanted to work overtime.
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#28
I told my coworker to stop making “paper” jokes, but he just wouldn’t “leaf” it alone.
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#29
What is the greatest thing to expect about teamwork? - Someone to blame.
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#30
How long have I been working for the company?
Ever since they threatened to fire me.
Ever since they threatened to fire me.
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#31
Why don't office jokes work well? They always feel forced!
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#32
What do you call an employee who works 24/7? A robot!
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#33
Why did the employee report his GPS to HR? It kept telling him where to go!
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#34
Why was the computer cold? It left its Windows open!
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#35
Why did the employee always bring an empty glass to meetings? He wanted to be seen as a problem solver!
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