Dogs are called man’s best friend for a reason. Or rather, for so many reasons. If you have ever interacted with a good boi or gal, you know how happy they are just to be around you and to participate in all the fun. And I am completely sure that if they could speak, they would not only appreciate dog jokes but would also come up with some pet jokes themselves. Especially about the cat.
Whoever first decided to domesticate a dog probably did so for very practical reasons – in prehistoric days, humans could greatly benefit from a guard and a hunter. But little did that person realize what a great service they were doing to all the generations to come. They gave us a wonderful companion that will stick to your side through thick and thin.
Even if you don’t own a dog and can’t wake up to your dog making funny faces at you, there is one thing that can still make your morning perfect, and that’s a good collection of dog puns combined with photos of cute funny dogs.
In this article we’ve collected funny dog jokes that you can enjoy together with your doggo. In return, you can post the funniest dog pics you have ever taken in the comments.
#1
It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking and I saw a little boy staring in at me.
“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What'd he do?”
“Is that a dog you got back there?” he asked.
“It sure is,” I replied.
Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then toward the back of the van. Finally he said, “What'd he do?”
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#2
How does a Japanese chihuahua say hello?
"Konichihuahua."
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#3
A woman brings her parakeet to the vet. The bird is stiff and lifeless. "I'm sorry miss, but this parakeet is dead"
"How can you know so quickly?" she replies, "Is there a better way so that you can be absolutely certain?"
The vet whistles and a black Labrador walks into the room. The Lab sniffs the parakeet, then looks at the vet with sad eyes and shakes his head.
"A dog shakes his head and I'm supposed to accept that?!" the woman cries. "You're going to have to do more than that to prove my poor parakeet is dead!"
The vet leaves momentarily and comes back with a cat. The cat hops up on the table and looks closely at the parakeet. After walking around it, she prods the bird a bit, then shakes her head and jumps off the table.
Finally, the woman is convinced. As she turns for the door, the vet announces that she owes him $400.
"$400?!" she asks. "How in the world is it that much just to tell me my parakeet is dead?"
"Well, it would've been a lot cheaper, but with that lab report and cat scan..."
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#4
What do you call a wild dog that meditates?
Aware wolf.
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#5
Why did the man living in Alaska name his dog Frost?
Because Frost bites.
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#6
What do you call a dog who is getting old?
GrandPAW.
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#7
What do you call a dog magician?
A labracadabrador.
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#8
Why should you be careful when it rains cats and dogs?
Because you might step in a poodle.
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#9
In English class, why do dogs like conjunctions?
Because dogs love buts.
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#10
Which dog breed is Dracula's favorite?
Bloodhounds.
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#11
Why did the Dachshund want to sit in the shade?
Because it was a hot dog.
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#12
Which dog breed loves living in the Big Apple?
A New Yorkie.
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#13
I watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes and thought “Wow, dogs are so easily entertained”. Then I realized I just watched my dog chase his tail for 10 minutes.
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#14
Why is it called a litter of puppies?
Because they’ll trash the place.
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#15
Why didn't the dog want to play football?
It was a Boxer.
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#16
Want to know if your wife or your dog loves you more?
Just lock them both in a crate for a few hours and see which one is happy to see you once you open it.
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#17
When you cross a dog with a cougar, what do you get?
A lot of trouble with a postman.
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#18
What do dogs usually like to eat at the movie theaters?
Pupcorn
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#19
Policeman: "Excuse me Mr, but were you aware that your dog has been chasing a guy on his bike?"
Dog Owner: "Are you nuts? My dog is not even able to ride a bike."
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#20
What do you call a cowardly dog?
A golden retreater.
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Pets do comedy better than we do, and these Jokes About Dogs prove it. For more tail‑wagging punchlines and feline side‑eyes, head to our funny pet jokes collection.