Most folks are familiar with the concept that it’s maybe best to not know “how the sausage is made,” which applies to actual sausages as well as most jobs. After all, anyone who has worked knows that there are always going to be some things we keep hush hush, but it can be a bit disconcerting to realize that this is true at nearly every company on the planet.
Someone asked “What's a secret in your job that people aren't supposed to know about?” and netizens spilled the beans. So get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your own examples in the comments section.
#1

You can have multiple degrees and be profoundly stupid.
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71points
#2

The mark up on supplies in the medical field is criminal.
65points
#3

I’m your IT guy. I just google everything. I’m just good at googling.
55points
#4

I was a server at a chain barbecue restaurant. Yummy food, & they played blues all day. The secret was what they put in the potato salad that was so good… celery seeds. When I was first hired & doing training, they told us we would lose our jobs if we told anyone. It’s been > 25 yrs, I think I’m safe to blow the secret. 😂.
51points
#5

Restarting your computer will fix so many problems you call your IT dept for when you don’t restart the damn thing for 8 months….
50points
#6

Working for giant companies, it’s comical how many systems are raggedy messes of bare-bones functionality. All available money gets thrown at certain projects, leaving everything else to work on complete shoe-strings.
48points
#7

Most family members have no idea what's best or even good for their loved ones with dementia.
A lot of times, they make things worse.
A lot of times, they make things worse.
46points
#8
When you bring your 5 kids in for Halloween costumes and leave 20 opened packages all over the dressing room floors for the employees to try and clean up and match all the pieces back in their bags, you WILL be remembered, you will be talked shite about, and when you need that one piece to compete everything, we're not going to have it, and it looks like no other stores in the area have it either.
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46points
#9
Health insurance has been going on a tear with denying claims/services, even with all of the boxes checked. The billing department at my place has straight up been hung up on multiple times trying to get answers.
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46points
#10

When I was temping for a large company, I was told if anyone called to say any of their property / vehicles had been damaged they couldn’t make an insurance claim because they weren’t covered, when in fact they were but the company didn’t want their premiums to increase and caused problems with their budgets. They pissed me off so much treating me like c**p, so I told everyone who called the truth and to put their insurance claims in. Then I walked out. Haha!
45points
#12

I don’t have to serve you as a crew memeber.
I had to use this once.
Lady was rude and horrible and recorded me cussed me out
she threw a frosty at me
I quickly gave her card back and told her I’m not serving you have a great day shut and locked the window
and worked form the first window until she decided to leave my drive thru.
I had to use this once.
Lady was rude and horrible and recorded me cussed me out
she threw a frosty at me
I quickly gave her card back and told her I’m not serving you have a great day shut and locked the window
and worked form the first window until she decided to leave my drive thru.
37points
#13

The IRS doesn't have the budget to enforce tax law, and will drop any issues they feel would cost more than they will collect. There has been more than one instance where a client comes to us after years of arguing with the IRS and we will literally just reprint their prior letters on our letterhead to have the IRS drop the whole matter.
36points
#14
IT guy. The whole "have you tried turning it off and on again" thing isn't just us being lazy.
Like 70% of all problems genuinely get fixed by a restart, but we can't just say that because management thinks "real IT work" needs to look more complicated. So we remote in, click around a bit, maybe run a basic diagnostic, then... restart your computer.
Like 70% of all problems genuinely get fixed by a restart, but we can't just say that because management thinks "real IT work" needs to look more complicated. So we remote in, click around a bit, maybe run a basic diagnostic, then... restart your computer.
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34points
#15
A lot Hospitals may look good as a patient. As a mechanical engineer and pipefitter, the amount of money that gets siphoned away from the mechanical side. These places are literally running off the phrase:
“Two bolts are holding back catastrophe”
You wouldn’t believe how true this is for many things we romanticize.
schools and hospitals are in a rough spot, at least by me in Chicago.
“Two bolts are holding back catastrophe”
You wouldn’t believe how true this is for many things we romanticize.
schools and hospitals are in a rough spot, at least by me in Chicago.
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33points
#16

It’s insanely easy to be a “bestselling” novelist, and just because you are doesn’t mean you make any money. I’m a true-blue USA Today Bestselling Author and I’ve made $5ish in 2024.
32points
#17
We regularly come *this* close to either poisoning everyone for 50 miles around or blowing a football field sized crater in the ground then poisoning everyone for 50 miles around.
Source: operator at a midsized chemical plant.
Source: operator at a midsized chemical plant.
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32points
#18

If your 2 year old doesn’t want to paint because they’d rather do something else, we can’t force them. If you keep complaining and being nasty because you want fridge art, we will do your child’s art and put their name in it so you can stop complaining.
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30points
#19

Many sales guys are the guys that never grew out of the frat house, but the ones that make bank every single year are the guys that really listen and understand someone's motivations without them spelling it out. Those folks know what's important to their customers and their boss and quietly find a way to make everything work for everyone involved.
The guy that's the life of the party, knows everyone around, and loves making connections can do well in sales, but the quiet, emotionally intelligent, and detail oriented guys will make $150k+ every single year selling just about anything out there.
The guy that's the life of the party, knows everyone around, and loves making connections can do well in sales, but the quiet, emotionally intelligent, and detail oriented guys will make $150k+ every single year selling just about anything out there.
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30points
#20

If you ask internet customer service reps politely to credit you for every day of outage in your area on that billing cycle you can easily get 70% discount on your bill. Most outages happen overnight and nobody notices but most providers keep record of them.
30points



