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50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks
Occasions,HalloweenOCT 31, 2023

50 Times People Spotted Huge Halloween Jerks

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Halloween—a night of vampires, ghosts, tricks, and treats—often brings out a naughty side in us. Amidst our spooky celebrations, there are those who want to threaten your fun. Ghastly schemes, from unconventional vegetable treats to stolen decorations, can leave trick-or-treaters shaking their heads in disbelief.
So, grab your flashlight as we embark on a journey through some of the most infuriating times people have turned spooky fun into terrifying disasters. Explore bizarre incidents carefully collected by the Bored Panda team that remind us of all the things not to do during the spooky season. 

#1 Someone Smashed My Daughter's Pumpkin Last Night, So I Did Some Surgery After She Left For School. Frankenpumpkin Lives

Someone Smashed My Daughter's Pumpkin Last Night, So I Did Some Surgery After She Left For School. Frankenpumpkin Lives
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Undoubtedly, the most beloved aspect of Halloween is the glorious amount of candy consumed in a single evening. Not much could ruin it. Maybe except holistic Holly who thinks that her mission is to provide healthy alternatives to the pounds of candy children will be eating that night. Seaweed snacks, organic brown rice “treats” and raisins in a child’s trick-or-treat bucket can seriously earn you a spot on the blacklist of houses to avoid on Halloween. 

Similarly, getting hard grandma candies or lollipops in clear wrappers can also be a bit of a letdown. Reese’s Peanut Butter Cups, Twix, and M&M’s can significantly enhance your reputation as a neighbor amongst the kids. So it’s entirely up to you whether you ruin Halloween spirits with your mediocre treats or bring joy with quality chocolate candies.

#2 Welcome To Australia

Welcome To Australia
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127points

#3 Someone Stole My Friend's Pumpkin, And Someone Gave Her A New Pumpkin

Someone Stole My Friend's Pumpkin, And Someone Gave Her A New Pumpkin
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#4 Dear Jerk

Dear Jerk
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When you have a pile of sweets in your possession, the world feels right again. It was definitely not cool when your parents made you hand over your stash, preventing you from binging on it in one sitting or sharing your treasure with siblings who were too young to go trick-or-treating. Looking back, it was probably for the best that you avoided a sugar-induced coma and had to give away the least tasty candies to your sibling.

#5 Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween

Preparing The Golden Balls Of Disappointment For Halloween
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#6 On Halloween, Someone Reported This House In Baltimore To The Health Department For Illegally Running A Restaurant Out Of A Residence

On Halloween, Someone Reported This House In Baltimore To The Health Department For Illegally Running A Restaurant Out Of A Residence
"Complaint SR: The complainant states that a restaurant is being run out of this personal residence."
"Observations: The residence had a "human burger" Halloween decoration with a "Bob's Burgers" sign hung as a part of the decorations. No food is being served at the location. The complaint is not confirmed."
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#7 I Carved A Cute Face On My Halloween Pumpkin. A Squirrel Got Into It, And Now It Looks Like This

I Carved A Cute Face On My Halloween Pumpkin. A Squirrel Got Into It, And Now It Looks Like This
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Trunk-or-treat as a trick-or-treat alternative is quite unique, to say the least. This Halloween celebration takes place in a parking lot, where automobile trunks are filled with candy and children go from car to car, collecting sweet treats. Trunk-or-treat removes the joy of kids independently strolling around the neighborhood with their friends at night, shouting “trick or treat”, and feeling excited because they never know what costumes or decorations they’ll see or when they’ll hit the jackpot of full-sized candy bars. It’s best to skip trunk-or-treat if you appreciate the nostalgia and charm of good old Halloween.

#8 Happy Halloween? Found In My Kids' Bucket

Happy Halloween? Found In My Kids' Bucket
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#9 This House Had A Really Cool Pennywise Decoration On Their Front Porch Last Week

This House Had A Really Cool Pennywise Decoration On Their Front Porch Last Week
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#10 My Halloween Decorations Got Eaten By A Moose This Morning

My Halloween Decorations Got Eaten By A Moose This Morning
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Replacing Halloween with JesusWeen or banning these celebrations in schools also detracts from the festive spirit. Today Halloween is considered a holiday for dress-up and fun, especially for children. The religious connotation of Halloween is long gone and we should lighten up, show our creative ideas, and indulge in some candy!

#11 They Are Going After Halloween

They Are Going After Halloween
"Attention Satanic Socialists. This is the home of the patriotic Christian family. We work hard and pay taxes.  We do not celebrate satan's day. We do not give away free candy to lazy entitled freeloaders. No handouts. Welcome to America. If you want candy get a job. And find Jesus."
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#12 An Anti-Vaxxer Group Is Trying To Get People To Pass Out Halloween Candy With This On It

An Anti-Vaxxer Group Is Trying To Get People To Pass Out Halloween Candy With This On It
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#13 I Took My Kid Trick-Or-Treating Today. There Was A Lady Passing These Out To All The Kids And Saying, "Give This To Your Mom"

I Took My Kid Trick-Or-Treating Today. There Was A Lady Passing These Out To All The Kids And Saying, "Give This To Your Mom"
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Wrecked holidays don’t bring joy to anyone, so why do people attempt to spoil festivities for others? Some lack empathy and fail to appreciate the significance of bringing happiness to others. Additionally, people might compare themselves to others and feel lacking, which distracts them from enjoying the present. It is also possible that such individuals can feel insecure when the attention isn’t solely on them. All these reasons can lead people to feel bad about themselves and ruin your beloved holidays.

#14 I Paid $25 To Go To A "Halloween House" And This Was One Of The "Game Areas"

I Paid $25 To Go To A "Halloween House" And This Was One Of The "Game Areas"
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#15 Someone Took One Of My Skeletons

Someone Took One Of My Skeletons
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#16 Fined And/Or Jailed For Trick-Or-Treating Over The Age Of 12

Fined And/Or Jailed For Trick-Or-Treating Over The Age Of 12
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#17 Forbidden Candy Was Actually Found In A Child's Halloween Basket

Forbidden Candy Was Actually Found In A Child's Halloween Basket
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76points

#18 I Carved These 4 Yesterday. Unfortunately, The Boxer And Audrey II Got Stolen

I Carved These 4 Yesterday. Unfortunately, The Boxer And Audrey II Got Stolen
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If, for some reason, your Halloween spirit has been impaired or is lacking, here's some advice on how to bring it back from the dead:

  • Enjoy a scary movie marathon or carve a pumpkin, preferably while doing both at the same time!
  • Decorate your house with spooky lights, cobwebs, ghosts, bats, or any other haunting decorations you find fitting.
  • Spend some time this eerie season in the kitchen cooking up some Halloween-themed treats.

By following these simple steps, you'll resurrect the Halloween spirit in no time!



#19 Nursing Home Near Me Didn’t Think Through The Halloween Decorations

Nursing Home Near Me Didn’t Think Through The Halloween Decorations
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#20 I’m In The UK, And My Pumpkins Were Stolen 10 Hours After I Put This Display Together

I’m In The UK, And My Pumpkins Were Stolen 10 Hours After I Put This Display Together
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