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45 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Encountered
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45 Of The Worst Delivery Guys People Encountered

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Jerks come in many shapes and forms. But heaven forbid that you give a jerk even the tiniest bit of authority or power because they’ll abuse it as much as they can. Not convinced? Take a look at how some delivery drivers act when they think that nobody is looking!
They eat your food. They sip your drinks. They lick your spoons. They leave your brand new TV and computer screen sitting on your porch for anyone passing by to take. And they stuff your new vinyl into your postbox, breaking it. Yup, they’re jerk delivery drivers, and whether they’re delivering food or things, you can bet your bottom dollar that they’re taking their road, not the high road.
We here at Bored Panda have compiled this entertaining list of delivery drivers acting like some of the biggest jerks in the entire world. Scroll down, upvote what you think are the worst examples of human behavior, and share this post with your friends, so that the next time some pizza toppings are missing, they know who ate them. If you’re in the mood, why not check out some of our other posts about birds acting like jerks, jerk bosses being shamed for their nasty behavior, and tourists being utter jerks.

#1 Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS

Looks Like I Won't Be Listening To My New Vinyl Record. Thanks, USPS
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#2 My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!

My First 4k TV Finally Arrived!
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#3 USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words

USPS Bent My Diploma. I Have No Words
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Now, the fact of the matter is, far from every delivery driver out there is a jerk. Most of them are decent people who do their duty; otherwise, the entire delivery system would collapse. Yet once in a while, people manage to take photos or film real jerks on the job who don’t respect anyone but themselves.

#4 This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself

This Amazon Delivery Man Who Delivers A Package And Then Steals It Himself
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#5 UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building

UPS Delivery Driver Caught Peeing In Elevator En Route To Deliveries In My Old Building
The building I lived in had a strict hoa and i had just gotten a puppy. I was always so nervous the smell of urine in the elevator was from her peeing without me noticing. this was a relief to see.
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#6 I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?

I’m A Carrier For USPS. I Ordered My Uniforms For The Year A Few Days Ago And This Is How They Arrived. So Is This Why We Have A Bad Rep?
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Adam Lapetina writes on Thrillist what being a delivery driver is really like. According to him, it’s ā€œone of the more underappreciated gigs in the service industry,ā€ it’s fast-paced, and it can drive away those who can’t handle the pressure.

#7 Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...

Hopefully No One Will Notice The Delivery...
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#8 Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings

Domino's Pizza Delivery Guy Caught Eating Topings
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#9 My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me

My Mailman Was The First To Congratulate Me
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Delivery drivers have some perks. Depending on where you live, sometimes police officers avoid giving delivery drivers tickets for speeding if they’re rushing to get food to a ravenous customer. However, someone being hungry isn’t a good excuse to speed: it’s dangerous and puts everyone at risk. Not even pizza’s worth getting into an accident over.

#10 Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today

Over The Past Six Months, Canada Post Has Lost Three Packages For Me, All Of Which It Claims To Have Delivered. I Think I Discovered The Reason Why Today
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224points

#11 The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...

The "Obstruction Of My Front Door" That Prevented UPS From Delivering My Package...
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#12 UPS Marked My Package As ā€˜Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning

UPS Marked My Package As ā€˜Delivered’ After Dumping It In The Middle Of My Driveway. I Found It When Leaving For Work This Morning
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Furthermore, delivery drivers tend to have a lot of ā€˜me’ time on their hands, which means getting to know yourself much, much better over the course of your day job. It sounds like the perfect gig if you’re feeling a bit lost in life and need to think things over while getting paid. Just remember to act in the same way you’d expect others to act with you. And don’t eat lick your customers’ spoons.

#13 P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS

P.S. We Also Poured Sugar In Your Gas Tank And Ran Over Your Cat. We Hope You Understand. Love, The USPS
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#14 Special Delivery

Special Delivery
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203points

#15 I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k

I Got Swatted And Ordered A New Door, What The F**k
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#16 This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out

This Was Just Delivered. My Door Opens Out
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#17 Sipping The Drink Before Delivery

Sipping The Drink Before Delivery
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#18 The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring

The Way Amazon Delivered My Single Nose Ring
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191points

#19 Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony

Delivery Guy Throws Package Up The Balcony
180points

#20 Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx

Thanks, FedEx. Now I Have A Sphinx
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