Ah, the magic of the silver screen — where gravity-defying leaps, spontaneous synchronized dance routines, and romantic encounters in the pouring rain are all part of everyday life. But have you ever found yourself chuckling at the absurdity of these unrealistic movie scenes and thought, "Come on, it only happens in movies"? If so, you're gonna love this list, fellow cinephile.
With all the movie-themed content we've written on Bored Panda, we've learned a thing or two about movie clichés, and let's be honest, we love to hate them. They're the not-so-secret ingredients that keep us coming back for more, despite their often exaggerated, cringeworthy, and laughable nature. In a recent Reddit thread, movie buffs shared their favorite "only works in movies" moments, and boy, did they deliver! We've sifted through their submissions and handpicked the most hilariously unrealistic Hollywood exaggerations to share with you.
From weapons to the often overused villain monologue, the industry has a penchant for film inaccuracies that make us roll our eyes. But hey, let's not be too harsh; after all, these creative liberties are what make the world of film such an escapist pleasure. So, in the spirit of poking fun at these movie tropes, we've compiled a list of things that would never work in real life. Let's dive into this movie vs. reality showdown and chuckle our way through some of the most delightfully unrealistic moments in cinematic history!
#41
"Killing the criminals instead of arresting them, without questions being asked."
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60points
#42
"Not reloading guns and having infinite ammo (yeah I know John Wick did reload his guns, but most other movies didn't)."
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59points
#43
ImInJeopardy said:
"Running away from an explosion and letting the blast push you to safety."
"Running away from an explosion and letting the blast push you to safety."
roadfood replied:
"Jump towards the camera!"
"Jump towards the camera!"
GriffinFlash also replied:
"Aim for the bushes!"
"Aim for the bushes!"
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57points
#44
Slytherian101 said:
"Yelling at a judge and invading the judges personal space always works out ok."
"Yelling at a judge and invading the judges personal space always works out ok."
nonresponsive replied:
"I once made a sarcastic remark at a judge during jury selection. I got read the riot act. We laughed about it after the case was over but was still quite something."
"I once made a sarcastic remark at a judge during jury selection. I got read the riot act. We laughed about it after the case was over but was still quite something."
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56points
#45
Chowdah-head said:
"Stealing a vehicle by grabbing the keys that are under the visor."
"Stealing a vehicle by grabbing the keys that are under the visor."
GreyWulfen replied:
"Apparently this was a real-life thing on sets when multiple people would need to move different vehicles. Rather than try to track down keys they would put them on the visor for the next driver. Next thing you know it's a movie trope."
"Apparently this was a real-life thing on sets when multiple people would need to move different vehicles. Rather than try to track down keys they would put them on the visor for the next driver. Next thing you know it's a movie trope."
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56points
#46
"Punches to the head with little to no damage to the striker or the recipient of the strike. Bare knuckle punches are a terrible weapon that could damage the puncher as bad or worse then the person getting punched."
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56points
#48
"Breaking high-rise windows by throwing a human body at them. It won’t work. At best, you can push out the frame (which is what happened to one lawyer who loved to demonstrate it to paralegals)."
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51points
#49
css01 said:
"Odd number of hits to the head = amnesia. Even number of hits to the head = amnesia cured."
"Odd number of hits to the head = amnesia. Even number of hits to the head = amnesia cured."
KypDurron replied:
"They make that exact joke on Family Guy when an amnesiac Peter gets hit repeatedly on the head.
"They make that exact joke on Family Guy when an amnesiac Peter gets hit repeatedly on the head.
'I was just lucky he had an odd number of objects.'"
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51points
#50
"Long speeches or monologues about the story of your life where in no one interrupts you or interjects."
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51points
#51
"No one laughs at other people’s great quips. People don’t ever laugh, and just keep talking as if the funny person said nothing at all."
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#52
"Get on a bed with your shoes/ boots on. Why do you even have them on in your own house?"
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51points
#53
"Shooting a stick of dynamite and it exploding. That won’t do sh!t. My grandpa knows someone who has some dynamite who explained this (I wasn’t there).
He said it’s the blasting caps you wanna be careful with, because even some jostling can make them explode.
My grandpa told me the guy kicked around the box of dynamite he had like it was full of shirts. He was very careful with the box of blasting caps however."
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48points
#54
Odd_Adhesiveness4804 said:
"One man defeating an army."
"One man defeating an army."
gozba replied:
"A man hitting the intended target with every shot (outside competitive shooting, that s**t is something else)."
"A man hitting the intended target with every shot (outside competitive shooting, that s**t is something else)."
roadfood also replied:
"But whoever is shooting at him always misses no matter how many of them there are or how many bullets they fire."
"But whoever is shooting at him always misses no matter how many of them there are or how many bullets they fire."
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47points
#55
Ursa_Mid said:
"Car jumps. In most movie jumps the car is immediately destroyed and becomes undrivable."
"Car jumps. In most movie jumps the car is immediately destroyed and becomes undrivable."
Objective_Tour_6583 replied:
"Check out the most recent Fast and Furious trailer. They literally drop Vin Diesel's car from a helicopter onto other moving vehicles, and you can see the entire front end bend up about 20 degrees. Of course, he then drives away in Showroom condition."
"Check out the most recent Fast and Furious trailer. They literally drop Vin Diesel's car from a helicopter onto other moving vehicles, and you can see the entire front end bend up about 20 degrees. Of course, he then drives away in Showroom condition."
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47points
#56
"Driving from suburbs to the downtown area in less than 10 mins, no obstructions, traffic always flows, and a nice, wide open parking spot right in front of the destination."
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44points
#57
Imaginary-Bluejay-86 said:
"Leaving a full beer at the bar."
"Leaving a full beer at the bar."
AfterSolution4762 replied:
"Happens more often than you’d think. Worked as a glassy at a nightclub at 18, people would leave behind full drinks all the time. People always gave me this blank look when I would tell them about it and how angry it made me that people would just do that... anyways 11 years later, it turns out the reason they had a blank look on their faces was that they didn’t care and the reason I’d get so mad, is because I’m an Alcoholic."
"Happens more often than you’d think. Worked as a glassy at a nightclub at 18, people would leave behind full drinks all the time. People always gave me this blank look when I would tell them about it and how angry it made me that people would just do that... anyways 11 years later, it turns out the reason they had a blank look on their faces was that they didn’t care and the reason I’d get so mad, is because I’m an Alcoholic."
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44points
#58
"Having a person be an expert in multiple unrelated disciplines. 7 doctorates and speaking 17 languages are total bs."
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43points
#59
"When you put everyone's faces up on the wall and connect them randomly with strings to solve a big mystery."
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42points
#60
"Choking someone to death… usually in under 30 seconds. Yeah… it takes a lot longer than that and most people, even strong people don’t have the capability of just crushing everything in one quick squeeze."
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