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50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable

50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable

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If once artists were a group of people shrouded in mystery on their summit of wit, exclusiveness, and importance, then as of recently, the tables have drastically turned. Now, it’s the chic IT guys and gals that have taken the position of mystique, and not without reason. See, our lives are undeniably turning tech, and, first of all, we need someone to make it all techy. Secondly - without the IT professionals to explain stuff, the codes and such are just a bunch of meaningless numbers taking us nowhere, leaving us stumped. Yet, as discussed a couple of times before, those in the unknown tend to make fun of the things they do not comprehend, to make them look less ethereal and more earthly. Exactly because of that, there are plenty of IT jokes trying to explain the purpose and the magic of IT to those dimwitted on the subject while making the professionals look down on us with a sparkle of amusement in their glimmering wise eyes.
Sure, as with anything that’s made out of cogs and gears, even if imaginable, IT things are bound to break, and it is even folklore of a kind mentioning crashing websites, apps, and the disasters that are printer machines. Yes, we’re adding printers to our IT category since someone still had to program them. Of course, the bigger the failure, the more funny IT jokes you can milk out of the situation. So, there you have it; everything in life can be funny, it’s only a matter of an unexpected failure, a misunderstanding, or a case of complete ignorance.
Without ruminating on our thoughts about the importance of technology and where the roots of fun are, let’s just scroll down below to the best jokes we could find, shall we? Once you’re finished reading them, give them an evaluation on a decimal scale and share these silly jokes with your friends and your foes.

#1

50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
We just got a fax. At work. We didn't know we had a fax machine. The entire department just stared at it. I poked it with a stick.
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370points

#2

If someone from the 1950s suddenly appeared, what would be the most difficult thing to explain about life today?
One answer: “I possess a device in my pocket that is capable of accessing the entirety of information known to man. I use it to look at pictures of cats and get into arguments with strangers.”
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325points

#3

What is the biggest lie in the entire universe?
"I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions."
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314points

#4

I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone.
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274points

#5

I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing.”
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267points

#6

50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
"Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help."
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255points

#7

Where's the best place to hide a body?
Page two of Google Search.
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243points

#8

Password looks at itself in the mirror:
"Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password."
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235points

#9

Autocorrect has become my worst enema.
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229points

#10

Set your wifi password to 2444666668888888. So when someone asks for it, tell them it's 12345678.
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228points

#11

50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
"Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open."
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221points

#12

"I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two police officers and a psychiatrist."
Nancy L. Clark
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219points

#13

I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking.
Julius Sharpe
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211points

#14

"I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?” He said he did and thanked me. The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is your client asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese?”
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187points

#15

Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer.
William Petersen
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178points

#16

50 IT Jokes That Techies Might Find Painfully Relatable
Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?!
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173points

#17

The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available.
Bill Murray
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167points

#18

"My email password has been hacked. That's the third time I've had to rename the cat."
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164points

#19

If Bill Gates had a penny for every time I had to reboot my computer... Oh wait, he does.
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162points

#20

I told the kids I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. So they unplugged my computer and threw out my wine.
Beverly McLaughlin
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161points
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