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82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain

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When it comes to celebrities, many people rarely hold back. The media, in particular, is quick to weigh in on who’s talented, who’s overrated, and who’s gained or—more often, these days—lost too much weight. And when celebrity couples break up—or famously end up in court over an op-ed—we’re quick to take sides, despite quite frankly having no idea what these people’s lives are actually like behind closed doors.
But some celebrities, it seems, are off limits. For instance, we all know that Swifties aren’t to be messed with. And perhaps that’s why, when a Reddit user asked, “What’s a completely irrational opinion you have about a celebrity that you refuse to explain?” people didn’t hold back. From stars they insist are terrible at their jobs to celebrities they simply can’t stand for reasons they can’t quite put a finger on, these hot takes range from mildly baffling to completely unhinged. And while a few might actually track, even some of Hollywood’s most beloved names didn’t escape unscathed.

#1

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
The rise of the Kardashians is a genuinely significant indicator of the cultural, moral, and economic decline of American and Western society and will be studied in history books (though I don’t think it’s irrational if I’m being honest).
45points

#2

Oprah Winfrey, a celebrity, speaking into a microphone with hands clasped, conveying brutal hot takes.
I think Oprah Winfrey is the fakest, most disingenuous woman in the whole celebrity world.

Have no idea why I think it. I just don't like her because of that.
44points

#3

Will Smith and Jaden Smith sitting together, possibly discussing hot takes on celebrities.
Will Smith and his family have all lost their marbles.
42points

These days, it’s possible to feel closer to celebrities than perhaps ever before. In addition to interviews, publicity appearances and endless media coverage of their personal lives, we can also follow them on social media, comment on their posts, and, in some cases, even request Cameos from them. In this sense, as film critic Ann Hornaday wrote back in 2016, “In the vortex of 24/7 celebrity infotainment, it’s now impossible to watch performers on screen without being aware of their off-screen lives.”

#4

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
I frigging despise Tom Cruise. Not exactly a hot take I know but still 🤮.
40points

#5

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Timothee Chalamet is icky. I do not understand the hype around him at all.
38points

#6

Beyoncé with long blonde hair, holding a Grammy, offering a brutal hot take on celebrities.
Beyoncé lip syncing the national anthem for Barack Obama’s inauguration on Martin Luther King Day was not only a wasted opportunity, but outright disrespectful to the entire black community. Should have been one of the most powerful moments in black American history, and she blew it.
33points

That kind of familiarity can have consequences. As Hornaday asks, “Why do we unquestionably ‘love’ certain actors and instinctively, almost reflexively, ‘hate’ others?” And it’s a pretty good question because, as this list demonstrates, our feelings toward a celebrity don’t always have a basis in anything in particular that they’ve done. Sure, sometimes we can pinpoint a particular performance we found disappointing or some kind of incident that rubbed us the wrong way, but often, there seems to be no explanation at all.

#7

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Will Ferrel is not a comedy genius, in fact, I’ve never found him funny.
32points

#8

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Beyoncé is not an ethical billionaire, nor a 'good person.' She’s also not 'smart.’ She has little armies all over the internet to wage her battles for her. Scum of the earth.
31points

#9

Meghan Markle smiling in a yellow sweater, sharing her brutal hot take on celebrities.
Meghan Markle is performative and fake af, but Americans are set on it being a racial issue. No, she's simply neither genuine nor likable. 

Also Bradley Cooper has a really dark side and I'm convinced any day it'll blow. .
30points

In fact, sometimes our celebrity opinions seem to exist almost purely on vibes. Hornaday describes something like it, asking what happens when “it’s their face, their body, their very being that, inexplicably and unquantifiably, offends.” And maybe this is just an extension of something we’ve all felt toward certain people throughout our lives, though not necessarily to such an extreme.

#10

Taylor Swift in a sparkly one-shoulder dress, offering a brutal hot take on celebrities.
Taylor Swift, Beyonce, Ariana Grande, and Katy Perry all give mean girl vibes.
29points

#11

Angelina Jolie, a celebrity, gestures while speaking, illustrating candid brutal hot takes people have.
I don't completely believe Angelina Jolies claims about Brad Pitt.
29points

#12

Adam Sandler pointing, sharing his brutal hot takes on celebrities.
Adam Sandler has never done or said anything funny. Not once.
28points

Just as we’ve encountered people we click with immediately, we’ve also no doubt come across people we simply don’t gel with or who irritate us for some unknown reason. Celebrities aren’t immune to this just by virtue of being rich and famous. As Hornaday explains, “Whether you’re looking at someone from across a table or a 30-foot screen, it all comes down to chemistry. Love can’t be forced.”

#13

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Jerry Seinfeld is a creep.
28points

#14

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Ain’t no way Nick Cannon can be a good father to all those kids.
28points

#15

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Steve Jobs was a pos and a fool about his health.
27points

But of course, deciding you simply don’t like a celebrity is different from disliking their work. You might think a celebrity is overrated without having anything bad to say about them personally. Or maybe you enjoy someone’s music or movies while finding their public persona painfully annoying. Sure, they might not be popular opinions, but they’re not irrational—they’re subjective judgments with reasons behind them.

But there’s a third category too—the truly inexplicable cases where a star’s done nothing particularly questionable; they just give you the straight-up ick. In these cases, it’s not so much a carefully considered critique as something of a gut reaction.

#16

Jimmy Fallon shares his hot takes on celebrities, discussing famous personalities.
Jimmy Fallon- he always seems like he is not really listening. He laughs at every little thing. His skits are not funny most of the time. He seems disingenuous.
25points

#17

Sarah Jessica Parker, a celebrity, listens intently, capturing the essence of brutal hot takes from people.
I've never liked Sarah Jessica Parker. Clearly she is loved, but I couldn't ever believe her acting. And naming unfunny comedians, Pauly Shore and Sinbad are top of my list.
25points

#18

A band of celebrities performing live on stage with guitars and a drum set, capturing brutal hot takes.
The Jonas Brothers all look like they love the smell of their own farts.
24points

That combination is what makes lists like this so entertaining. Sometimes, someone else’s supposedly irrational opinion can actually make you stop and reconsider your own. You might have never questioned whether a widely praised actor was really all that good, for instance, until someone makes the case that they’re not. An opinion doesn’t have to be objectively correct to make you see something—or someone—a little differently.

#19

Beyoncé and Jay-Z are so sexist with each other. It's so gross.
23points

#20

82 Brutal Hot Takes On Celebrities That People Have And They Don’t Need to Explain
Jerry Seinfeld is not funny and is culturally insignificant.
His show is great but he isn’t funny on his own — his character could have been played by anyone else and would have been better.

His takes suck, i haven’t heard him say or do anything insightful or worth remembering since the show. I hate that everyone respects him so much. Seems like he just fell thru the cracks and made it but he’s so boring in his demeanor.
23points
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