#2 August 5, 2017 Flood That Took Many Areas Of The City (And Debatably The Pumps) By Surprise
The sidewalk is a stage where the actors have forgotten their lines, the director has left the building, and the costumes were seemingly chosen by a toddler with access to a high-end thrift store and a hot glue gun. We have all had that singular moment where we are walking to work or heading to grab a coffee, only to stop dead in our tracks because reality has decided to take a very strange detour.
It usually starts with the inexplicable appearance of abandoned food in places food simply has no business being. We aren’t talking about a discarded candy wrapper or a dropped slice of pizza, which is merely a culinary tragedy. No, we are talking about the high-concept urban mystery of bread stapled to trees, a bizarrely popular internet subculture that leaves passersby wondering if the local squirrels are suddenly hosting a very rustic brunch.
There is a specific kind of confusion that arises when you see a perfectly intact, steaming hot rotisserie chicken sitting on top of a literal fire hydrant at three in the morning. It looks less like litter and more like an offering to a very specific, poultry-loving deity of public safety.
#8 Look At This Bikini Bottom Airbnb. The Famous Eton St Pothole,
Moving further down the block of the surreal, we often encounter the phenomenon known as a glitch in the matrix. This is that jarring second when you see three people, completely unrelated and unknown to one another, walking in a perfect row wearing the exact same neon-yellow tracksuit. It makes you feel as though the universe’s character-rendering engine has run out of memory and started reusing assets.
These real-life glitches are a staple of street life, whether it’s two identical cars parked next to each other with nearly identical dents or a group of strangers all checking their watches at the exact same millisecond. It’s a reminder that while we all like to think we’re unique protagonists, sometimes we’re just background extras in a very repetitive scene.
Then, there are the fashion choices that defy the laws of both physics and social norms. In any major city, you are eventually going to run into someone who has decided that today is the day to become a dinosaur. Not a person in a dinosaur costume, mind you, but a person living their best life inside an inflatable T-Rex suit while trying to navigate an ATM or order a complicated latte. There is something deeply wholesome and profoundly weird about watching a prehistoric predator struggle to grasp a debit card with tiny, air-filled claws.
#18 Look At This Sinkhole Celebration. Laurel Between Henry Clay And Webster
It’s not just the costumes, though; it’s the accessories. Who hasn't seen a person walking a pet that definitely wasn't a dog? Whether it’s a majestic iguana perched on a shoulder like a scaly pirate’s parrot or a person taking their pet duck for a stroll in tiny custom booties, the street is a veritable runway for the animal kingdom’s most eccentric ambassadors.
