“Loser With Nothing Important To Say”: 30 Juicy Pieces Of Celebrity Gossip You Might Want To Hear

Selena Gomez became primary investor in local LA Tex-Mex restaurant chain HomeState in the last couple of years, and took away the daily family meal (industry term for family-style shift meal prepared from ingredients available at the restaurant, as opposed to a free/discounted menu item) that the restaurant had previously provided for staff.

I was at LAX this weekend and got cussed out by Dennis Quaid for daring to grab a bag before him. also, for those of you who are curious, he has not seen novacaine , his son’s movie yet.

sigh. wish i ran into meg ryan instead 😔.

My tea is once again cold, but around 2003 I passed by Ron White (the comedian) walking in San Francisco. He stopped to give a busker a $20, which I thought was sweet.

Comedian tea, mostly lukewarm! I was a comedy club server in NYC for a few years 
Janeane Garofalo- one of the sweetest, most chill human beings on the planet exceedingly polite and extremely down to earth, smells delicious, so tiny


Tim Dillon: genuinely eccentric


Michael Che: kind of standoffish but a good tipper, starts petty fights with a lot of women for no reason

Colin Most: arrogant, rude, personality of a pair of khakis

Stavros Halkias: delightful, warm, extremely kind and chill, probably my favorite 

Pete Davidson: a lot more chill and mellow than people think, at times quiet and keeps to himself, always courteous towards service industry staff 

Shane Gillis: surprisingly friendly and mild-mannered, actually 

Dan Soder: professional, generous tipper, charming, former server so always really mindful of others

Nikki Glaser: kept to herself but was always really great about taking photos with fans even when she was busy

Mark Normand: sleazy, sexually harassed servers constantly and even groped a server but somehow manages to be booked and busy despite this 🙄

TJ Miller: a fall down drunk and high mess, avoided him at costs .

Volume 3 of my very specific Internet celebrity tea, in this case it's another *very* good interaction:

Rekha Shankar (Dropout cast/writer) did a *2-hour-long* livestream thanking all the Kickstarter backers for her movie when her campaign closed.

This woman took time out of her probably busy day to show her appreciation to fans. Reading our names, responding to questions, encouraging us in our personal lives and telling us we are awesome, everything. So much joy was found, even if I was only on the stream for 15 minutes of my lunch break at work.

I think part of why this Kickstarter ended up doing so well is because she really marketed it as a passion project and showed her authentic self in livestreams and promotional material. Not to be parasocial on main but she seems like a wonderful person that I would get along with if we knew each other IRL.

Apparently in one of the places that Julia Roberts lives, she’s known as either reclusive or mean.

It’s actually somewhat ironic that a big part of her “colossal a*****e” reputation is from her time filming _Hook_ and _Erin Brokovich_, because most of what I’ve encountered about her behavior on-set or in professional contexts is generally “professional to kind?” Like she’s more of an a*****e when not at work (and she’s admitted to being a misanthrope).

My friend knows Peregrine Pearson and says he’s a bit of a wet wipe but nice enough.

I can confirm from firsthand experience that Chris Messina has a foot f****h.

I know a lot of people here probably don't know who they are but I was talking to someone and I said the worst concert I've seen live is Wolfmother. She told me she knows someone who met them and they were incredibly rude and acted like they were better than everyone. .

Rumor has it that Shawn Mendes and Bruna Marquezine hooked up this past weekend, when he was in São Paulo for Lollapalooza Brazil.