“Loser With Nothing Important To Say”: 30 Juicy Pieces Of Celebrity Gossip You Might Want To Hear

A friend of a friend dated Keanu Reeves. Said he was an absolute gem, and after they broke up he sent her a turkey (or a ham? Can’t remember) every year at Christmas, and calls her to check in.

Pedro Pascal has very good values and I appreciate his public persona and advocacy.

THAT BEING SAID - he is not a good colleague on sets and made life a pain for people I know and trust were just trying to do their jobs. He complains on set, shows up late, will make high maintenance demands/requests. He once yelled at a crew member who was relaying schedule requirements and will react unprofessionally to the requirements of his job.

I get downvoted to hell every time I say negative things about him but this is a hill I will die on. You can be a morally good person and still be a jerk, people!

Lukewarm wholesome “tea” but Nicholas Hoult lives in my city and I see him and his wife fairly often. He has pet my cat (I walk her in a stroller on weekends. She’s very spoiled) and is a genuine joy to talk to lol - he recognized me without the cat + stroller and asked where she was a few weeks ago. 🥲Very chill funny dude. He’s a regular at the movie theatre that’s directly next to the coffee shop I hang out at - I’ve also been told he tips well and is very nice to staff. He keeps a low profile irl but is really nice and appreciative when people approach him. Dude really likes movies, both being in them and watching them lol.

Editing to add I’m cracking up that it looks like my flair is in regards to him now. God bless the other user in this thread who shared their story 😂😂😂.

I asked my sister how her vacation was going and she sent me a video of her eating brunch with Bob the Drag Queen.

Cold tea about hot yoga I regularly see Peter Dinklage at a hot yoga studio I go to often. he does normal yoga studio things there lol. seems friendly with the teachers. way more shredded than I expected him to be NGL!
Obviously I have never said a word to him and never will lmao.

Stale old tea, family friend had s*x with Daniel Craig multiple times when they dated in London before he became James Bond. He is good at it.

I lived practically next door to Chris Pratt when I was living in my home town (a small and secluded PNW island town) when he was still married to Ana Faris. They were never seen together, always by themselves or she would be seen with friends in the local restaurants. He called noise complaints on an annual festival in the woods near his place and put an end to it. Cold tea.

Cold and potentially outdated tea. My mom used to work for the state with Megan Fox’s dad. My mom said he’s a sweet and very polite guy. But not when it comes to Megan. He knows she’s not the kindest person out there. And he will tell you she’s a brat.

Topher Grace and his family regularly visit Wisconsin and often eat at a local restaurant where my sister and niece both work. He visited a few months ago and my niece was their server. They didn't leave her a tip.

I immediately assumed that it was just an oversight, but it sounds like he's been a potentially problematic customer before this. It was disappointing to hear this to say the least.

My friend’s d**g d****r went to rehab with Jon Hamm and described him as a “perverted loser with nothing important to say.”.

Very random and surprising spot - America Ferrera in the Waitrose of my small town in the south east of England. She is so tiny irl! Had her husband and kids in tow so didn’t stop her to gush about Superstore lol.

My friend was roommates with Grimes before she was a big deal. She was on the lease, and jacked up the rent for subletters so she was making money off of them. Bunch of poor art kids she was taking advantage of and was apparently a total pos. She’s also from a very wealthy family in Vancouver and always grew up with privilege so

Oh something really small but

My friend was an extra on Riverdale and said that Skeet Ulrich smells absolutely incredible and is also one of the nicest dudes ever and would chill with the Serpent extras between takes. .

A friend of a friend gave Gracie Abrams and Paul Mescal matching tattoos in auckland this weekend!

Very ice cold and unsurprising tea but my dad used to work at the same record label as Simon Cowell and said he was a huge POS even in his early days there. He worked with a lot of famous music artists but said none of them were as ever as demanding or rude as Simon was lol.

I met Steve Carell and his wife briefly and they were polite and nice. The only celeb tea I'll ever have.

Super cold tea but I thought it might be fun to share this story here lol 

My dad dated Taylor Kitsch’s mom back in 2006-2007. I was about 14ish and would stay the night at her house sometimes when my dad would stay over.

One morning I was doing my homework in the living room and in walks a half naked Taylor Kitsch wrapped in a towel; he had just taken a shower upstairs I guess. 

Anyway, I immediately covered my very red face with my textbook and prayed he didn’t notice me, but he walked over and said hi and asked me what I was doing and what my homework was, meanwhile I’m trying very hard to force my puberty hormones to shut the f**k up. 

His sister in law was always kinda mean to me (I’m autistic with ADHD so I’m “different”) and she would often say things like “why is she always so weird? Why doesn’t she wanna play sports with us?” to which Taylor would always tell her to knock it off and leave me alone.

I never really got along with his mom, she couldn’t wrap her head around the fact that I was into alternative styles (emo/goth) and tried to force me into wearing clothes I hated and forbade me from watching anime in her house because she considered it all “pornographic”. She was super weird and would make me go to bed at 7pm when I was 15. Thank god I had a Nintendo DS lol. 

Anyway back to Taylor! He took me and his little sisters to the movies once and I played DDR against him in the arcade in the lobby of the theatre and won! It was odd though because this was right at the height of Friday Night Lights and people were staring at us and taking pictures of us. I wasn’t used to it at all and it freaked me out lol.

He seems to really love his family and was always very kind to me, I’m sad that he’s considered “bad luck” in the industry.  

Edit: just wanted to add that I was closer with his younger sisters than I was with him, obviously as I was a teenager lol. His sisters were, I think, 10 and 12 at the time? They were so awesome and I think about them occasionally, hoping they’re doing well. We hung out a lot and his sister Shelby taught me how to play Webkinz lol. .

Not too old tea:

A couple of year ago I was in a market that has many restaurants/coffee bars, etc, and I'm standing in a line to order food at one of them.

As I'm getting in line, I glance at the person next to me.

I instantly recognized him. It was Henry Ian Cusick, who played Desmond on LOST.
I was a massive LOST fan, and Desmond was my favorite character.

I was speechless. I just looked at him and blurted out, "Are you..."

I couldn't get his name out. He realized I was having a full blown meltdown and he nods at me to confirm, yes, I am Desmond. He then asks if that (Him being Desmond) means that he can cut in line.

We both had a hearty laugh at that and then, having recovered from the shock, I told him that, no, he could not cut in line.

The silence afterward almost k****d me.

Hollywood actor Barry Keoghan was dating a girl from my town, a year or two ago, and was battering on a local d**g dealers door, late on a weekday night, because he was desperate for some Class A d***s.

Kindness tea:

Two separate people who would be involved with about 99% of the shows in my (quite large) city have stated the nicest musician that has ever played a show here is Frank Turner.

Rudeness tea:
The WORST person to ever have played my city was also a unanimous pick - Machine Gun Kelly. Not shocked.

Cult tea:
I have it on VERY good authority from someone who would definitely know that the new singer of Linkin Park is definitely still a practicing Scientologist.