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“Kamikaze By Words”: 35 Epic Comebacks From People Who Destroyed Themselves In The Process (New Pics)
FunnyMAY 15, 2024

“Kamikaze By Words”: 35 Epic Comebacks From People Who Destroyed Themselves In The Process (New Pics)

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Sometimes, you need self-deprecating insults to deliver a menacing final blow. It’s similar to a boxing match when a fighter takes one to the chin to land a counter-knockout punch to seal the deal
The list you’re about to read through shows exactly that: people taking slight jabs at themselves to ultimately make a more impactful comeback to end the conversation. A lot of these hilarious exchanges are courtesy of the Kamikaze By Words subreddit, showing the sharp wit that many people possess.

#1 Big Damage

Big Damage
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#2 Time To Join Art School

Time To Join Art School
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#3 Cruel But Not Unusual Punishment

Cruel But Not Unusual Punishment
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#4 Nft Bros

Nft Bros
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#5 Self Burn

Self Burn
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Self-deprecating humor has brought success to many comedians. Bored Panda spoke to comic Ariane Sherine in a previous piece. For her, such light put-downs of oneself are acceptable if you draw the line between comedy and reality.

It’s a strategy that many successful comedians today utilize. Some of these famous names include Louis C.K., Bill Burr, John Mulaney, Jim Norton, Marc Maron, and Mark Normand, to name a few.

#6 Take That Dad

Take That Dad
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#7 Shrek Kinda Cute Tho…

Shrek Kinda Cute Tho…
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#8 Hope Y’all Are Enjoying Those Gas Prices 🇺🇸

Hope Y’all Are Enjoying Those Gas Prices 🇺🇸
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#9 Some Funny Texts

Some Funny Texts
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Mark Normand has been doing stand-up since 2006. He’s achieved relative success with appearances on Conan, The Late Show With Stephen Colbert, and the Tonight Show With Jimmy Fallon. Here’s one of his stand-up bits where he talked about how “evil” his brain is. 

“My brain is evil. It attacks me. It’s like a bully. I’ll be at a party, hanging out, and everybody’s having a good time, talking. My brain’s like, ‘Hey, you weirdo, you’re being too quiet. Everybody’s wondering why you’re such a quiet weirdo. Come on. Get in there, say something, you lunatic. 

“‘Come on, you freak. Jump in, you psycho. Come on, get in there.’ Then you finally say something, and your brain goes, ‘Whoo… that’s what you picked?’”

#10 Doppelgänger

Doppelgänger
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#11 Battle Of The (Fictional) Girlfriends

Battle Of The (Fictional) Girlfriends
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#12 X Marks The Spot

X Marks The Spot
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#13 Well I Mean Alright Fine I Guess

Well I Mean Alright Fine I Guess
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Chicago-based comedian John Mulaney has a deep, impressive résumé, which includes two Primetime Emmy Awards and a successful Netflix special. However, he rose to prominence as a Saturday Night Live cast member. Here’s his self-deprecating stand-up bit about looking older. 

“Have you ever seen America’s Most Wanted when they age a photo of someone? Just take my kindergarten photo, yellow the teeth, put bags under the eyes, and be like, ‘This is what he would look like now.’”

#14 No B**ches?

No B**ches?
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#15 That's As "Fitting" As It Gets

That's As "Fitting" As It Gets
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#16 Discord Is A Brutal Place

Discord Is A Brutal Place
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Experts consider self-deprecating humor as a healthy form of expression. A 2018 study found an association between having the ability to laugh at oneself and higher anger control. These people are likewise believed to be more capable of reducing outbursts toward others. 

From a layman’s point of view, self-deprecation isn’t just a sign of humility. Many see it as a form of high emotional intelligence, and the ability to handle an awkward situation by taking the heat is a personality trait that usually makes a person likable.

#17 Unlucky Day For Gobblin'

Unlucky Day For Gobblin'
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#18 F**k These Tires Bro

F**k These Tires Bro
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#19 A Brutal Stabbing

A Brutal Stabbing
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#20 The Men Got Killed Twice

The Men Got Killed Twice
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