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People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes

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Every day, people engage in various activities that may not strictly adhere to the rules but are generally perceived as innocent and acceptable. More folks than any police station could handle would be found guilty of jaywalking each day, and don't get us started about messing with other people's mail...
To learn about all those "invisible" or "innocent" crimes that we do commit without giving them too much thought, u/Wowthatscrazyyylmao recently pondered "What’s an innocent crime that people commit?" on r/AskReddit. And boy did they get some interesting answers that we're excited to share with you.

#1

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Apparently getting abortion. F**k you GQP.
260points

You might have heard about the United States government's decision to overturn Roe v. Wade, eliminating the constitutional right to an abortion in 14 states after almost 50 years, blowing all other "innocent" crimes right out of the water. While classifying this as a punishable offense may seem cuckoo-for-cocoa-puffs insane in the modern era, there are several other seemingly bewildering laws that people have pointed out in this thread.

To kick things off, let's take a journey to the land of the rising sun. While Japan is known for its unique and quirky aspects, the topic of having a clone takes things to an even more peculiar level. Surprisingly, Japan has prohibited human cloning experiments since 2001. If anyone attempts to create a clone, they could face severe consequences, such as a 10-year prison sentence or a hefty fine of ¥10,000,000 (approximately $70,660).

#2

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Selecting 'I have read and agree to the terms and conditions' without actually reading a single word. The biggest heist happening daily.
160points

As mentioned earlier, the Japanese also have some interesting rules regarding their mailboxes. While it may seem like a normal and helpful gesture to pass your neighbor's misaddressed mail to them, Article 42 of the Postal Law sees it differently.

This law was established to safeguard the privacy of both the sender and recipient. If any misaddressed mail ends up in your mailbox, the proper procedure is to send it back and let the post office handle it. However, in all seriousness, you probably won't face charges for simply returning your neighbor's letter, unless they intentionally frame you for sabotage.

#3

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
A poor person stealing a small amount of baby food. I'd see it when I worked at a market and I'd just look the other way.
152points

#4

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
It's illegal to pass out food to homeless people in some cities
133points

Speaking of strange laws, North Carolina is weird about bingo. If you’re a bingo lover, you’ll hate to find out that a game cannot last more than five hours in North Carolina. It’s even worse if you like a little glass of red while playing, because, in the "Tar Heel State," it is illegal to be intoxicated while playing a round of bingo.

#5

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Apparently being 5 years old and having a lemonade stand
117points

#6

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
In Sweden, if a stone (anywhere) has ever been moved by a human and then left in the new place for more than 12 months it is illegal to move that stone again, because it has become a cultural artifact. This absurd law is actually enforced and creates a lot of problems for the people living in country side, but since laws are written by people in the cities it is not seen as a problem. The original reason for the law is to protect centuries old stonewalls. But because of how it is written it is used against people who for example temporarily move a stone to be able to reach that area. If the work is not finished within one year and the stone has not been moved in the mean time it is then illegal to move it back. Very innocent crime. Not a very innocent law, though. 
102points

If you thought the previous "innocent" crimes sounded silly, Vermont takes the cake with a truly peculiar rule stating that women in need of false teeth must first obtain permission from their husbands. As if they don't have enough regulations for their bodies...

#7

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Here in Japan, it’s illegal to hand your neighbour’s misaddressed mail to them. In practice, we all do it.
94points

#8

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
What jurisdiction are we talking?
Because in Singapore chewing gum is a crime.
In Germany, if you run out of fuel on the Autobahn that's a crime.
You can't take a selfie beside a statue of Buddha in Sri Lanka.
86points

The oddity originated from the 1856 case of Gilman v. Andrus, where a man was obligated to pay for "a plate of mineral teeth" for his wife. Subsequently, the Vermont legislature established a common law mandating women to provide written permission from their husbands to dentists before getting dentures. Despite its historical roots, this law is no longer given much attention by residents in modern times. Good riddance.

#9

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
For the kids saying they’re old enough to make an account on a website/app while being to young.
72points

#10

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
putting prescription pills in a daily reminder case ( M T W TH F S S)
70points

#11

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Exploring abandoned buildings. My old school shut down years ago and my friends and I used to walk around in there filming videos and audio and collecting stuff that got left behind (which was almost everything, the whole library was still the way it was when they left)
70points

#12

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Getting a fish drunk…
That’s an Ohio State law. It’s illegal to get a fish drunk.
66points

#13

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Picking up bird feathers. Obviously it’s not really a crime, but under the migratory bird act, because you can’t PROVE where you got it from, you also can’t prove that you didn’t poach it. It was made in response to massive bird poaching around the turn of the 1900s for women’s hats but… also massive amounts of bird hunting in general, which was causing the severe decline in hundreds of species. After all, we know what happened to the passenger pigeons. As a result it’s actually a severe crime (thousands and thousands of dollars in fines) to own bird feathers, but obviously it’s not one that’s actually convicted on much nowadays.
62points

#14

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Apparently in the Aussie city of Brisbane sleeping in your car even if it’s due to fatigue is considered camping in public and thus illegal.
60points

#15

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
I drive home from work in the middle of the night, and there's one left turn I have to make at a red light every night that is infuriatingly badly timed for that hour. The pharmacy on that corner has been closed up for an hour by the time I get there and the parking lot is always empty, so driving through that to save myself 45 interminable seconds is as victimless a crime as one can commit, if it even is a crime.
57points

#16

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
jaywalking.
56points

#17

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
as a server, not inputting my cash tips on my taxes; actually didn’t even know you even needed to do that until a few years ago, after i had been working in the food industry for well over six years. evidently, none of my coworkers were aware of this either
48points

#18

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
In the US low effort speeding (1-10 mph over posted limits) is fairly common.
46points

#19

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Smoking weed in most of the world
45points

#20

People Share 30 Crimes That You Probably Don't Even Know Are Crimes
Leaving the car unlocked when unattended. Like going in to pay for your fuel. Apparently illegal in Aus.
45points
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