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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread

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It’s no secret that the real action always happens behind the scenes. Think of how little we know about things unless we actually become a part of it; in that way, you are likely to never play slots if you've ever designed a slot machine.
Sounds like a metaphor, but it isn't. Recently, one Redditor posed the question “What’s an industry secret in the field you work in?” and amassed 82.4k upvotes. Comments started buzzing and reached a count of 38.3k, with people spilling all their industry secrets in plain sight.
From dentists to auto insurance agents and librarians, these workers couldn’t miss the opportunity to share some insider’s knowledge on simple things, like buying clothes at Goodwill.

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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I’m a teacher. If you as a parent will read with your child often and early, your child will thrive in school. I’m talking daily books read together from newborn to about third grade. Every single day. No teacher can replace that.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I'm not training your dog, I'm training you.
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It’s no secret that every industry has its own secrets that remain virtually invisible to the people outside of it. So Bored Panda has contacted a US Goodwill employee who preferred to stay anonymous, to find out whether it’s true that half of the donated goods end up in the trash, as stated in the thread.

The Goodwill employee said that the staff has always followed guidelines and if anything is unsellable, it gets tossed. “People donate bags of clothing, some are stained, have holes, or are in some way unpresentable. Donated electronics are a hit or miss. Sometimes we test them and if they don’t work, garbage.”

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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I'm a server. No matter how much we insist it's "okay" that you are keeping the entire restaurant open after we've closed, please know we are 100% lying. We will get fired if we deviate from anything other than pure delight that you are keeping us from going home. We dread it. Please don't believe us.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Human Resources: we exist to protect the agency from the employees, not the other way around.
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Other unsellable stuff which gets thrown away includes anything that has “major cosmetic damage” or anything else that “would prevent its sale.” This may be “that pair of earbuds in the bottom of your donation bag.”Once, “I had a set of speakers covered in what I hope was maple syrup.”

Sometimes, it's “wares or household items: if it’s damaged in any way, it’s tossed.”The Goodwill employee says that “Bottom line is, people find it's cheaper to donate things rather than throw them away.”

Sadly, according to them, “it is rare to find newer items with tags on them.”But it also depends on the demographic. “For example, a Goodwill will have less valuable items in Detroit than upstate New York,” they explained.

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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Plumber here. There's no such thing as a flushable wipe. The package lies. You drains WILL clog, and fast; your landlord will charge you; it’s going to suck. Throw wipes in the trash if you use them; toilets paper is the only acceptable wipe.
Not a secret at all, just not common knowledge somehow.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
A lot of librarians will waive your fines if you have an excuse and you don’t ask too frequently, even large fines. Also, librarians DON’T CARE about your fines and aren’t judging you. Please come back. We personally have more fines than you. Librarians are ALWAYS overdue with their books.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I'm an attorney. The secret is shut the hell up.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Knowing how to research the answer to a question is at least as or even more useful than knowing the answer to begin with. I made a living in IT for a decade with that mindset.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Managed boarding and grooming kennels for 8 years: the secret is that the employees actually do love your pets too. Even the difficult ones, most of us realize they just miss their people. The number of times I’ve weeped when a pet died, or spent way too many hours comforting a dog with separation anxiety, or spent hours off the clock with a boarder who needed to be rushed to a vet office...wouldn’t trade it for the world.
Some pets just suck though, not gonna lie.
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But these are not the only secrets in the donated goods industry. The Goodwill employee said that “where I worked, there were no price tags, so you had to select the price written on it at the cash register” and it “took forever.”

Moreover, “people rub off the prices all the time and ask for it to be repriced.”Oftentimes stuff sold in charity and non-profit shops get scouted by resellers. “There are always resellers checking values of everything on eBay. Speaking of resale, it is a known problem that people run “kahoots “ and sell stuff lower to employees who resell it online. Strict rules at my Goodwill stopping that, but issues elsewhere,” the employee commented.

Meanwhile, if you’re wondering why there are so few better-value goods in your local American Goodwill, it may be because “anything of true value gets sent off to a blue boutique store (owned by goodwill) to be individually priced.”

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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I design slot machines for casinos... Don’t play slots.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Teacher: The parents are more of a hassle than the students.
I doubt that is a secret, but there it is.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I’m a dentist. Here’s the lowdown on toothpaste.
As long as it has fluoride they are all basically the same.
When I was in dental school, the [Tooth paste brand] lady came by and said that everything that says [Toothpaste brand] on it is all exactly the same, the only difference is the packaging. So whether it says whitening, or gum protection, or whatever else, it is all exactly the same.
The exception is sensitivity toothpaste typically does have an extra active ingredient. KNO3, which helps with sensitivity.
Don’t ever feel obligated to buy the expensive toothpaste because you think it will be better for your teeth, just buy whatever you like best.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
As a beginner counselor I worked with a lot of children and adolescents. Consistently the discussion with my colleagues was how it was the parents who were the biggest problem and the kids were just adapting to a crazy environment.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Not an industry I work in per se, but I used to be in a sales role. One of my customers was a milk bottling plant. I was somewhat surprised that they were putting the exact same milk in both organic and non-organic cartons. Turns out all of their milk is organic, but in order to not miss out on the sales of non-organic milk, they just bottle them differently and sell them at different prices.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Piss off one nurse; you piss off ALL the nurses.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I’m a fossil replicator and apparently the industry secret is the fact that we exist. So many people are blown away to learn that most fossils they see in museums are replicas.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Scientists: We disagree with one another a lot more often than the media would often lead you to believe.
The reason we're good at our jobs though is that (ideally) we like disagreeing with each other and we are able to move on when proven wrong. It's a part of the job.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
I’m a musician. It’s not really a secret but 90% of of our revenue is from merch. Spotify plays, show guarantees, etc, everything is menial in comparison to shirt sales. In fact, a big reason bands tour as often as possible is because we can sell more shirts when we’re in front of people.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Construction boy here. If your windows or sliding doors are tough to open and close. 9 times out of 10, we put your own dish soap on tracks and the thing works perfectly. It take 5 minutes and we charge 150. Dish soap people, its better than WD40 sometimes.
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People Are Anonymously Sharing Secrets From Their Jobs That They Aren't Supposed To Share In A Viral Online Thread
Former aircraft fueler. Don't check your pets in kennels. Especially in summer or winter. They are submitted to some very harsh environments, left on belt loaders in the sweltering heat right next to a running APU that's loud enough to deafen human ears, let alone a dog's. It's terrible. I always feel so sorry for them.
American Airlines will destroy your luggage. They get overloaded on carts, fall off on the way to the plane, and are left there to get run over by tankers and yes, fuelers, and rained on, then dragged to the edge of the ramp to sit all night while you arrive at your destination and wonder where the hell your bags are.
If your departure is delayed, 90% of the time it's us (the fueler). Look out the window to the right side if it's a small plane, left side if it's a really big plane. If there's a truck sitting under the wing, we're the reason you're late. Sorry.
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