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30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Gave To Children Forgetting They’ll Eventually Be Adults (New Pics)
Funny,FailsFEB 15, 2024

30 Hilariously Unfortunate Names Parents Gave To Children Forgetting They’ll Eventually Be Adults (New Pics)

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You might think that your name doesn’t matter. But research suggests something different. Apparently, it can affect what professions we choose, where we live, who our partners are, how we invest our money, whether a recruiter wants to hire us, and even if we donate money to charity.
If names are so important, then parents must spend more than a couple of minutes on them for their babies, right? This Facebook group is proof that not every parent does so. The community “That name isn’t a tragedeigh, it’s a murghdyrr” has been going strong since the pandemic. But there’s never a shortage of, hmm, let’s say, interesting names to feature. So check out our newest selection from the page below!
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#1 Wait.. Hold On A Second.. 😂

Wait.. Hold On A Second.. 😂
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#2 🤣

🤣
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#3 Hi. Long Time Listener, First Time Caller. Here’s My Submission. I’ve Been Holding On To This For A While

Hi. Long Time Listener, First Time Caller. Here’s My Submission. I’ve Been Holding On To This For A While
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It's funny to laugh at and mock these names, but let's think for a moment: some kids have to live with these names. Granted, you can always legally change your name; it's not that big of a deal. However, the scientific evidence behind how different lives are for people with unusual names is quite fascinating.

A research paper from 1966 analyzed the impact of unusual names on children. The study found that children with less popular names were less popular themselves in grade school.

Many subsequent studies investigated the racial aspect of this. And, surprise, surprise, they found that children with Black-sounding or Asian-sounding names said teachers and students treated them differently.

#4 Does This Count? 😅🤣

Does This Count? 😅🤣
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#5 I Wasn't Truly Aware Of The "Leigh" Crisis Until After Joining This Group

I Wasn't Truly Aware Of The "Leigh" Crisis Until After Joining This Group
101points

#6 Why Use 6(Ish) Letters When You Can Use 10? 🥴

Why Use 6(Ish) Letters When You Can Use 10? 🥴
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There is also research about how people with uncommon names have more difficulty finding a romantic partner. One study found that "unattractive" and unpopular names can lead to rejection. That, in turn, leads people with unfortunate names to have lower self-esteem, less education, and be more frequent smokers.

In 2004, Marianne Bertrand and Sendhil Mullainathan conducted research to find out whether some names are more employable than others. The factor that they concentrated on was race.

They sent out resumes with "White-sounding names" and "Black-sounding names." Perhaps there's little surprise (again) that the Emilys and Gregs got more interest from potential employers than Lakeishas and Jamals.

#7 Saw This Today!

Saw This Today!
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#8 My Lyft Driver…🤣

My Lyft Driver…🤣
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#9 I Finally Have One!! 🙂

I Finally Have One!! 🙂
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Swedish researchers found a similar bias with immigrant names. Those who changed their names from Slavic, Asian, or African names apparently earned 26% more than those who kept their names. 

Another interesting study comes from Germany. These researchers found that people with names that sound regal and fancy, like Kaiser, König, or Fürst (emperor, king, and prince, respectively), are more likely to be in managing positions than people with mundane names like Koch, Bauer, or Becker (cook, farmer, baker).

#10 Kolorfullee… Do You Think It’s Pronounced Like “Colorful” Or “Color Fully” Or “Colorful- Lee”

Kolorfullee… Do You Think It’s Pronounced Like “Colorful” Or “Color Fully” Or “Colorful- Lee”
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#11 Just Saw This In Another Group. I Thought Maybe Her Last Name Was Time

Just Saw This In Another Group. I Thought Maybe Her Last Name Was Time
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#12 Yeah… That Tracks That The Mom Of Jubilee Sunflower Fern Wants To Get Her Pet Badger Because A Cat Or Dog Is Too Normal

Yeah… That Tracks That The Mom Of Jubilee Sunflower Fern Wants To Get Her Pet Badger Because A Cat Or Dog Is Too Normal
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The phenomenon of why we like some names more than others is the 'implicit-egotism effect.' It's the tendency for people to "gravitate toward people, places, and things that resemble the self." Some studies even suggest that we act more altruistically to people who have similar names to ours!

#13 Charlie Sturrock

Charlie Sturrock
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#14 Blakeley

Blakeley
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#15 Not Sure How To Pronounce This?!

Not Sure How To Pronounce This?!
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Psychologist Uri Simonsohn, however, has debunked this theory. He said that just because there are many doctors named Dan doesn't mean that the name automatically guarantees that a child will become a doctor. It might simply mean that there are many doctors named Dan because Dan is a very popular and common name.

#16 A Lot To Unpack Here

A Lot To Unpack Here
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#17 Ikyfl, Ain’t No Way They Did That Baby Like That…

Ikyfl, Ain’t No Way They Did That Baby Like That…
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#18 Saw This One On My Feed Today

Saw This One On My Feed Today
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Those of us with unusual names know what it's like to be an outcast in the playground. I include myself in this group because I can't count the times people called me 'Caroline,' 'Catherine,' or 'Victoria' (that one's interesting; it doesn't really sound like my name at all) – anything but.

#19 Blessleigh Mae Your Heart

Blessleigh Mae Your Heart
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#20 Found In The Wild Courtesy Of Facebook Dating

Found In The Wild Courtesy Of Facebook Dating
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