The wedding season is upon us. That means it’s time to brush up on some wedding etiquette! After all, such an occasion is only as great as the guests who attend it, and you wouldn’t want to be the one souring someone’s big day.
We couldn't think of a better way to do this than by looking at real-life scenarios of what to absolutely avoid doing at this special celebration. Luckily for us, this online thread is full of them, serving as didactic stories for anyone planning to attend one. To find them, all you have to do is scroll down.
#41
The groom in the bathroom alone with an old ex, moments from f*****g. Literal lampshade on his head.
The bride outside wandering in the dark asking “has anyone seen my husband?”
The bride outside wandering in the dark asking “has anyone seen my husband?”
I still side eye that hoe bag ex of his all the time. B***h. (Him too).
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49points
#42
This lady got super drunk after the wedding and started hitting on the now married groom, having a melt down, crawling under a table and just freaking out.
Kicker: she was dating one of the groomsmen at the time.
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48points
#43
Well, the two women I saw drunkenly making out and groping each other while *lying down* on the dance floor has nothing on most of these.
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45points
#44
My cousin got blackout drunk at my brother's wedding. Told me it's all downhill from here for my brother and that my cousin might as well be a sperm donor and not a father (cousin is married with a son.)
While watching the professional video of my brother's reception, you can't hear the audio but you can actually see this exchange between the two of us in the background. Be careful what you do at weddings, you never know what will be on camera.
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44points
#45
During the candle lighting, playing the song, "Stay With Me." Uhhhhh, the song is about a loveless, one night stand.
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43points
#46
6 best men, each doing a speech, and they got progressively worse until the last one was entirely made up of weird sex jokes.
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42points
#47
I was a florist. We were waiting to turn the room during the ceremony. It was a fully Jewish wedding, reformed, but both sides were Jewish. They played Ave Maria during the ceremony. No one sang the lyrics but it was still very bizarre. Everyone knows that's a Catholic prayer to Mary.
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40points
#48
I had a long term girlfriend whose mom and boyfriend were swingers.
They had us house sit for them one time so they could go to a wedding in a different part of the state. Apparently they were both super excited about the prenuptual g******g that was going to take place with the bride as the central attraction.
They said the groom wanted to make sure he was marrying the biggest s**t he could find.
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39points
#50
When I clotheslined a kid during the garder throw at my uncles wedding
I intentionally missed him but everyone was appalled.
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27points


