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50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)
Funny,FailsJAN 4, 2025

50 Screenshots Of Americans Being Peak Dumb That May Make You Feel Like A Genius (New Pics)

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The United States is a fascinating place. Where else can you find stunning beaches, amazing mountains, vast deserts, spray cheese in a can and some of the most patriotic people on the planet? The U.S. will always hold a very special place in my heart, and I’m convinced that I’ll never find tastier peanut butter anywhere else in the world.
But just like any other country, there are a wide range of citizens, spanning from brilliant scholars with PhDs to people who probably shouldn’t have access to social media. We took a trip to the [Stuff] Americans Say subreddit and gathered some of their funniest screenshots below. Keep reading to also find a conversation with one of the moderators of the group, and please remember, pandas, that these posts are all in good fun!

#1 To Remember How Many Feet There Are In A Mile, U Just Gotta Use 5 Tomatoes

To Remember How Many Feet There Are In A Mile, U Just Gotta Use 5 Tomatoes
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#2 "People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are F**kin War Criminals"

"People Who Leave Their Phones Set To Military Time Are F**kin War Criminals"
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#3 Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?

Will Europeans Be Suprised About My Mixed Heritage?
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Whether you’re from the United States or not, there’s a good chance you know quite a bit about the country. American media tends to dominate movie theatres and Netflix accounts across the globe, and I have yet to visit a country where I didn’t hear American pop music playing on the radio or in a random grocery store. 

But one of the downsides of having all of this exposure is that the country becomes the butt of many jokes too. And if anyone gets caught posting ignorant remarks online, there’s no chance they’ll get away with it. That’s where the [Stuff] Americans Say subreddit comes in. This group has amassed an impressive 675K members since its creation in 2013, and it never seems to run out of content. 

#4 "You're Gonna Mansplain Ireland To Me When I'm Irish?"

"You're Gonna Mansplain Ireland To Me When I'm Irish?"
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#5 "I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)

"I'm Norwegian (Not From There But Grandpa Is)
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#6 "Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"

"Can Anybody Tell Me If Portugal Has Running Water Like In The States?"
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To find out more about [Stuff] Americans Say, we reached out to the group’s moderator team. Lucky for us, one member was kind enough to have a chat with Bored Panda and share some background info about the community. 

“It seems to have been started in 2013 by a British user who also created a number of other subs around the same time (e.g. r/britishproblems, r/metal, r/worstof, r/america etc.). It was quickly followed by r/[Stuff]EuropeansSay, which seems to have been set up by someone who objected to this sub, but is now moderated by many of the same people as this sub.”

#7 "Real Brave Of You To Insult Our Military"

"Real Brave Of You To Insult Our Military"
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#8 "This Is America Gotta Speak English"

"This Is America Gotta Speak English"
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#9 I'm Italian And This Hurt Me Tbh

I'm Italian And This Hurt Me Tbh
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The moderator also shared that the community has grown fairly organically, “that is to say without much promotional effort (it was Subreddit of the Day a few years ago, though).”

“When I first subscribed to it circa 2017, there were probably around 20,000 here. Now, we gain on average about 25,000 new subscribers every quarter, though most posts tend to come from the same smallish subset of users,” the mod continued.

#10 Is There A Rome In Italy?

Is There A Rome In Italy?
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#11 Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe

Only Because Americans Pay For The Healthcare Of Europe
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#12 "Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe"

"Why Would They Speak Spanish In Europe"
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The group’s growth has also impacted how the mod team makes sure that the rules of the community are respected. “We've had to increase our reliance on automated tools/bots over time to assist in identifying potential troublemakers (users from certain rabidly pro-American subs often stop by to troll here, for example),” the moderator shared.

#13 A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program

A Wisconsin School District Says Students Can “Become Spoiled” With Free Meals And Opts Out Of Biden’s Free-Lunch Program
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#14 ‘Texas Is Like Twice The Size Of Europe Alone’

‘Texas Is Like Twice The Size Of Europe Alone’
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#15 "China Bombed Pearl Harbor"

"China Bombed Pearl Harbor"
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We also asked the moderator why they believe Americans are caught sharing ignorant posts online so often. “As Americans make up a plurality of users on Reddit (and on many other social media platforms) the quantity of suitable material is greater than for other nationalities,” they explained. “Though, I don't think the proportion of ‘stupid/ignorant people’ is necessarily much different than you'd find in any other nationality.”

#16 ""Paddy" Is The N Word For Irish"

""Paddy" Is The N Word For Irish"
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#17 "I Don't Get Hungover"

"I Don't Get Hungover"
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#18 Vacations Are Only Interesting For About Four Days And Beyond That You're Basically Just A Lazy Bum

Vacations Are Only Interesting For About Four Days And Beyond That You're Basically Just A Lazy Bum
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“Due to the historical and geographical isolation of the USA, many Americans have erroneous/dated/stereotypical ideas about the rest of the world, which we find amusing,” the moderator continued. “Also, they will often be quite arrogant about their confidently incorrect opinions and have a tendency to double down when challenged, which makes it even more entertaining.”

#19 Save Australia

Save Australia
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#20 They're Still Staying On American Soil, Which Is As Free As It Gets

They're Still Staying On American Soil, Which Is As Free As It Gets
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