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59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False

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Movies allow us to travel from the comfort of our couches. We get to meet people, experience things, gain access to places or even eras we might never in real life. And, of course, we get to learn lots of new and interesting facts. But sometimes, Hollywood gets it completely wrong and leads us down a path of lies.
How many things have you taken at face value purely because you saw them in a movie? You're not alone. It's easy to get so engrossed in an action-packed film, or a suspenseful drama that we don't think twice about fact-checking what we've been fed. Someone asked, "What’s an inaccurate fact that people believe is true because of movies?" and a few of the answers might surprise you.
From myths about hacking to health to crawling through air ducts, Bored Panda has put together the best comments. They're proof that when it comes to making movies, those at the helm truly do believe that you should never let the facts get in the way of a good story.

#1

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
USA as the good guys.
77points

Never let the facts get in the way of a good story. This applies more often than not when it comes to the world of moviemaking, with the exception of documentary films.

Throughout the years, our favorite Hollywood blockbusters have been feeding us lies - but it's all in the name of entertainment. When it comes to historical dramas, scriptwriters can get particularly creative.

Take the 2019 movie Mary Queen of Scots, for example, which had many historians hot under the collar. The film was marketed as a gripping biopic of two royal cousins, Mary and Elizabeth, and highlights tensions between England and Scotland during their reigns.

But you might be surprised to know that in real life, the cousins never actually met face to face...

#2

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
You can get someone to fall in love with you by stalking them and acting creepy.
59points

#3

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Hacking isn’t someone typing for 10 seconds and suddenly “I’m in"
54points

"Some historians say that if the queens had met, Elizabeth might have felt differently about sanctioning Mary’s tragic ending," reports the BBC.

Critics have also pointed out the fact that in the movie, the Queen of Scotland (as expected) had a Scottish accent. "Mary grew up in France and therefore would almost certainly have had a French accent, unlike Mary in the film who sounds very Scottish indeed," reveals the BBC.

#4

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
That if you get "knocked out" with a blow to the head that you can wake up with a little headache but be ready for action.

No.

No, Sir.

You have a grade three concussion and will need months of slow recovery and will probably never be the same again.
49points

#5

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Fire sprinklers all fire at the same time. irl they are heat triggered and pop one at a time locally located directly near the fire. also the water is total black moldy oily disgusting sludge cause its been sitting there for 30 years.
46points

#6

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Not movies, but people think that rabbits like carrots in particular because of Bugs Bunny. But Bugs isn’t eating carrots because he’s a rabbit, he’s eating carrots because they’re standing in for a cigar, in imitation of a scene with Clark Gable in It Happened One Night

The other way Bugs has influenced culture is in the word “nimrod” coming to mean “idiot”. People think that because that’s what he calls Elmer Fudd. But Nimrod was a legendary hunter, and Bugs was being sarcastic.
45points

Another Hollywood hit that had us on the edge of our seats while "learning" about history was the multi Oscar-winning Titanic.

We were led to believe that many back then thought the ship was invincible. And at one point in the film, Rose DeWitt Bukater’s mother looks at the vessel and says, "So, this is the ship they say is unsinkable."

Historians have been calling bull for years, saying that movie-makers merely added that false fact as spice, so that the sinking would be all the more dramatic when it did eventually happen.

#7

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
First thing that came to mind: You can sneak through a building by crawling through air ducts. You absolutely cannot crawl through air ducts, they're MUCH too small.
42points

#8

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
That bloodhounds bark/howl while tracking. Several years ago, I helped a friend train hers. They are silent trackers.
42points

#9

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
I get a kick out of the mansions "middle-class" families seem to have and a whole table of for breakfast.

Dude, yet get a buffet for breakfast, lunch, and dinner and you WASTE IT? Some people in this world are starving and some can't afford this much food. That is like a week's maybe two week's worth of food on that table kid, eat it.

Some kid in real life is eating Ramen that they got on sale and is sitting in their apartment building with screaming neighbors watching these movies. I know because I was that kid.
42points

If you're old enough to remember The Sound of Music, you might know that it was based on a real-life family and a true story. But actually, the hills were alive with a few white lies...

"The main issue is the family’s escape," explains the BBC. "In the film, the von Trapp family wants to escape Austria after Captain von Trapp is conscripted into the navy, but refuses. If the von Trapp family had indeed run away in the direction of the Alps, and travelled through them, they would have ended up in Germany - the last place they wanted to be." (The film is set in Hitler's era)

According to the BBC, the von Trapp family actually escaped over the train tracks behind their villa before boarding a train to Italy. A day later, the Austrian borders were closed.

#10

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Giving birth is messy and takes a long time and there’s way more things that can go wrong than the movies show, also newborn babies do not actually look like 6 month olds with some petroleum jelly smeared on them 😂

Edit: yes, I know that actual newborns should not be on film sets. I was just pointing out how the movie versions of newborns are still inaccurate lol.
41points

#11

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
You cannot shock a flatline back to life. Grey's Anatomy has been lying to us for 20 seasons lol.
41points

#12

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
My wife was born and raised in SF. She chuckled at a scene where Michael Douglas drove up to a nightclub and found parking immediately.
36points

Sometimes, despite their best intentions, film-makers paint fiction as fact. In the case of Gladiator, history consultants were brought onboard to ensure accuracy in the film. But even then, not all the elements were on point.

In the movie, the Roman Emperor, Marcus Aurelius, is loses his life at the hands of his son, Commodus. Experts say in reality, he passed away from natural causes. Commodus, meanwhile is taken down in the gladiator arena by Maximus. Incorrect, say some historians. His life really ended in the bath because of a professional wrestler called Narcissus.

#13

That there is a substance (chloroform) that knocks people out immediately for 5-30 minutes if you hold it over their mouth for a few seconds.

Not only does that typically not work but if it did it would take you about 5-10 minutes of holding it over their mouth for it to work in the sense it maybe would knock them out for a minute or two.
36points

#14

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
That all the cowboys out west were white.
35points

#15

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
That in just a few hours, a 10-year-old boy can set up an elaborate booby trap labyrinth, run all the way from 95th Street to a toy store 40 blocks away, bait two adult men into following him back up to 95th Street, then hit them in the head with a bunch of bricks, and nobody dies in the process.
34points

Braveheart is another blockbuster that led us down the path of deception. In the film, we are taught that William Wallace, who led the Scottish rebellion against Edward I, was awarded the title of ‘Braveheart’.

Not true, apparently. That honor was apparently given to someone called Robert the Bruce, who later became the King of Scots.

#16

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
That eagles sound like hawks.
33points

#17

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Through and through bullet wounds are just an inconvenience.
33points

#18

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Cars very, very rarely catch fire during crashes. No, you are not going to be caught inside a burning car and get cooked alive if you wear your seatbelt, ex-colleague from Texas.
33points

There’s more though, notes the BBC. "William’s kilt wouldn’t have existed when he was alive. Braveheart is set in the 13th century, and kilts weren’t invented until the 16th century. Oops."

The media outlet explains that clansmen would have actually worn "yellow tunics called ‘leine croich’ in battle, dyed with either saffron if they were wealthy, or urine if they weren’t."

#19

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
You can't just walk away from a nearby explosion. If you're lucky, you'll just lose your hearing. Also even if you're clear of the fire, you can still be hit by shrapnel or the intense heat from the blast.
32points

#20

59 Things Movies Taught Us That Turned Out To Be Totally False
Super buff, crazy abs and "cut" muscles = super strong.

Granted comics made this a thing, so most are just copying.


also i was a mover for 9 years, I was not once offered "another way to pay" .....stupid movies.
32points
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