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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Funny,FailsAPR 8, 2024

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks

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If we look at the pages of some old atlases or travel notes, we'll see, in addition to the actual descriptions of travel, also a 'selection of facts' about distant countries, where you can definitely meet, for example, people with dog heads, one-eyed cyclops or completely bizarre animals, the degree of whimsicality of which depends only on the author’s imagination.
Today, many centuries ago, we have everything to have comprehensive info about almost any country. Google Maps, Wikipedia, numerous videos and books - sources for every taste. And yet, sometimes tourists give out completely wild phrases or questions about the countries they are traveling to, practically admitting their ignorance. And threads like this one in the AskReddit community collect these stories for us.
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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
There were a couple of tourists who decided that it would be a good idea to stand directly in the path of the Queen's guard to take a selfie with them. Those guys don't stop for anyone, they will walk through you if they have to. I've seen so many videos of it happening online but I never thought I'd get to see it with my own eyes. Man, the look on their faces when they got yelled at to move out the way... it was like a weird mixture of terror and offence. Like they completely expected them to stop and pose or something.
It always baffles me that people seem to forget that they are actual soldiers and not just some guys playing dress up for the sake of tourists.
232points

#2

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
In Thailand, berating locals for eating Italian food because Thai food is "so tasty".
B***h, Thai people eat Thai food every day. Going out for Italian is like you going out for Thai food in your home country.
226points

#3

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
It wasn't about the country exactly but I was working in a hotel reception in a Mexican beach and an American women told me that the water of the sea was very hot, if I could do something, I thought OK maybe I didn't understand correctly can you speak slower and she repeat the same question.
Of course I did a Mayan dance and the water was colder afterwards.
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In fact, people quite often aren't very interested in the world around them - more precisely, the world outside their own town or country. In this case, travel really comes to the rescue - after all, Mark Twain wrote a century and a half ago: “Travel is fatal to prejudice, fanaticism and narrow-mindedness.” Today, travel is accessible to many people (compared to the 19th century, of course) - so people willingly share their prejudices and fanaticism with others...

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Holy s**t I live in Hawaii and one time a tourist asked about turning the waterfalls off to clean them.
I wish I was making this up.
179points

#5

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
“We’re here for a week, so we thought we’d drive out to the Grand Canyon, stop in Vegas, and then see the Golden Gate Bridge.”
They landed on the east coast.
173points

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Had a dude come up here to Canada. We are talking business and what not then he says “too bad you guys are completely communist now.” Like dude, I don’t think you even know what that means.
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It is always human nature not only to expand our horizons, but also to adjust the world around us to it, using the so-called 'availability heuristic' - that is, if we know some fact - about a person, animal, country or phenomenon, then we will unconsciously use it almost every time we encounter something like this.

An excellent example is a Canadian friend of mine who, having lived in Ukraine for almost ten years, sincerely believed that a resort village called Sanzheika on the Black Sea was actually pronounced San-Jacob. Simply because this kind of sound was much more familiar to his ear.

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
"Everyone here speaks such good English!" *In London*.
Also – I've been asked repeatedly what my plans for thanksgiving are.
149points

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
This is coming from the other side, but I'm from the US and had someone come back from a trip to Italy saying "Italians are stupid. I don't know what's wrong with them, but they don't know how to talk"
The way she said it made me think she didn't even know that other languages exist, and so many Italians speak English my first thought was that nobody wanted to talk to her rather than no one spoke English.
149points

#9

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
“If it wasn’t for us, you’d be speaking German” -Some stupid yank, in Germany.
142points

The availability heuristic sometimes does whatever it wants to us. We may have, for example, read a book or watched an adventure film about the travels of heroes through different countries in the old days - and these clichés are firmly deposited in our heads. And then, when fate brings us to this country, the subconscious 'shoots out' a half-forgotten fact, forcing us to do an instant facepalm. Well, or the people around us do it, in case we're entitled enough not to notice our own gaffe.

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Heard an american couple behind me be completely outraged that the italian restaurant we were in would not accept them to pay in dollars.
"Wait ... you don't take ... AMERICAN dollars???" with a huge emphasis on "american". It was pretty funny how dumb those people were.
140points

#11

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Was asked if we had electricity.
Was told we don't have central heating in our houses.
Was told 'i just love your queen'.
I'm Irish.
134points

#12

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
"I've been here three days and I haven't heard the British accent yet"
Yeah... That's because you've heard *several.* We are a multitude of accents and dialects, like every other country. There is no *one* 'British accent' 😅.
129points

Be that as it may, tourism and travel have always been, are and will be - which means that people with prejudices will continue to roam around the globe and sometimes confuse local natives with their unexpected judgments and wordings. And we'll read these stories, crack up at them and, perhaps, share our own narratives too. For example, why not in the comments to this post, huh?

#13

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
I've heard multiple tourists plan to take "day trips" to places in the US that are on the other side of the country.
I also watched some Asian tourists try and get a selfie with a black man, who was just trying to ride the subway in peace. He looked so uncomfortable.
127points

#14

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
When I was bartending in college I had an American woman insist Iceland was so safe because everyone was carrying a gun at all times, like she didn't just say it once, she kept contradicting and arguing with me after I told her Iceland has insanely strict gun laws compared to the USA and definitely does not allow everyone to open/conceal carry.
121points

#15

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
“So, I’ll be able to make it to New York in a few hours from here.”
Ma’am. You are in Southern California. You’re talking about driving to New York. That is the complete opposite side of the country, and it is a long way from here. You have no concept of the scale of this country. You’re gonna be really upset when it takes you a good six hours to get across Riverside County, let alone the other five days, maybe six or seven, to drive to New York.
No, you cannot get to New York in a few hours without flying.
119points

#16

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
When my British friend said he didn’t want to visit me in Seattle unless he also had time to visit New York. Had to explain to him that’s like saying you can’t visit Dublin if you can’t also make time for Istanbul.
115points

#17

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Am Australian asked me when the igloos would go up and did we have move our work and school into them every year? while in Vancouver, BC, a location in Canada with similar weather to Seattle.  Edit: she was very serious, she was a young teen from a small town, visiting on a school trip. Aside from whatever airport she left from, Vancouver was one of her first visits to a city. 
 Bonus: An American asked me, while I was in the States, if I was impressed by the bridges. I was not in a place with any famous bridges, I was in Idaho, so I asked him why he asked. Because Canada doesn't have any, he replied, in a This Is So Obvious Voice. Baffled, I prodded him to continue. He believed that because Canada was frozen, everyone just drove over the perpetually frozen rivers. .
115points

#18

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
Both of these overheard in a souvenir shop in Amsterdam:
Cashier: That'll be 30 euros, please.
American tourist: What's that in real money?
(Different) American tourist: What do you mean you don't accept dollars?
And not really something anyone has said, but still worth mentioning; apparently some Americans don't realize they can't just take their firearms with them to Europe.
106points

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35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
I was talking to a lady in a bar in NYC once and told her I grew up in Malaysia and she genuinely asked me "Do you guys use money there or trade stuff?".
105points

#20

35 Tourists Who Wore Their Stupidity On Their Sleeve By Making Really Ignorant Remarks
I love this part of England. While in a store in Edinburgh. Edinburgh the Scottish capital.
99points
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