How would I turn into a Banyan tree? Would it be by ingesting some seeds or finding a genie to turn me into one? Maybe I’ll settle with getting cursed by a witch because I stole her wand and destroyed her house.
I’ll wake up as a Banyan tree on a Monday panicking because I’m late for school. I’ll be looking around and asking myself why I’m in a meadow when I see some annoying children coming near me so I drop a heavy branch on them scaring them away. I’ll feel hungry so I’ll do some photosynthesis and take a nap.
When I wake up, I’ll see a woodcutter coming near me because those annoying children complained about me. Since most trees don’t really speak English, I’ll scare them by saying “G’day mate.” The woodcutter will tell the whole town what happened and people will end up worshipping me. Tourists from all over the world will visit me and reasearchers of Harvard university will try studying me.
I’ll become famous and many articles will be written about me. I’ll give many interviews and shall become the most famous tree in the world according to Guiness World Records. The farmers of the land will always make sure to give me gluten free water and the world’s most expensive fertiliser. The children who annoyed me will be placed on house arrest for the rest of their lives.
I’ll be able to communicate to every plant in the world and create my own plant army to take over the world. I’ll rebuild a new and better civilization. At the end of the day, I’m not so sure if I can become a Banyan tree with this much power without being evil. It would be fantastic if this essay came true.
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