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30 Of The Funniest Examples Of People Being Clueless On Facebook Marketplace (New Pics)
Funny,FailsFEB 24, 2025

30 Of The Funniest Examples Of People Being Clueless On Facebook Marketplace (New Pics)

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Selling something online isn’t as easy as it might look. It’s a real learning curve that is usually full of trial and error. From poor listing photos and descriptions to inadequate pricing and communication, there are many things sellers and resellers online have to look out for if they want to succeed. Luckily, nowadays websites like Facebook Marketplace make it easier to sell, but even with their help, some people just can’t figure it out. 
Below you’ll find many instances of people being clueless while selling things on Facebook Marketplace shared by the ‘Idiots Of FB Marketplace’ group. Today we’re shining a light on them with hopes that it helps others not to repeat the same mistakes.
While you're scrolling through, don't forget to check out a conversation with Willow Wright, owner of a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, who kindly agreed to give us her best tips on conquering Facebook Marketplace.

#1 Not Mine But I Thought It Was Funny

Cat wearing rhinestone heels in a humorous Facebook Marketplace chat exchange.
136points

#2 I Finally Found Something Worthy Enough For This Group

Ice cream container resembling a patriotic theme, opened to reveal colors similar to the French flag. Funny Facebook Marketplace find.
117points

#3 Hey Everyone; Do You Ever Wonder What A Canadian Fb Marketplace Looks Like?

Buried car under snow for sale on Facebook Marketplace, showcasing an unusual listing scenario.
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Choosing to sell on Facebook Marketplace if you’re new to cashing in on secondhand items is a great idea, as other social media platforms don’t have the number of users Facebook has. This means that there are a lot of potential customers on this platform who would be interested in buying, making your chances of selling much higher than anywhere else. 

In general, buyers are changing their shopping habits, as surveys show that a growing number of people prefer to shop directly on social media platforms instead of e-commerce ones.

Willow Wright, who owns a unique vintage shop, Urban Redeux, and has spent a fair share of time selling and buying things on Facebook Marketplace, adds that the platform is also very easy to use. "The interface is very user-friendly and completely free to use if you’re selling locally. All you need is an account and a way to upload images, which can easily be done from your smartphone."

With so many advantages, it seems that selling on places like Facebook Marketplaces is a great way to start.

#4 What An Odd Thing To Say

Vintage gas heater for sale on Facebook Marketplace, described humorously as "not haunted" in the listing.
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#5 Damn Poor Guy

Hand holding a ring with a humorous listing, showcasing items on Facebook Marketplace.
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69points

#6 Phew That Was Close

Coffin listed on Facebook Marketplace with a humorous typo in the description.
69points

However, it’s not enough to have a device and a wide audience to sell to. It’s much more complicated than that. For people to be interested in buying, there are many tips, tricks, and mistakes sellers should be aware of.

"While it’s easy to list items, the ease of selling can depend on what you’re offering and how competitive the market is," said Wright. "For example, if you’re selling something like furniture or electronics, you’ll likely face more competition, so it’s key to have clear, attractive photos and a reasonable price. Also, be prepared for some buyers to message but not follow through—patience is key!" she noted.

#7 Someone Been Watching Breaking Bad And Gave Up

ATM machine listed on Facebook Marketplace; labeled as working but without a key.
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#8 For Some Reason Its Just Funny

Sock filled with golf balls listed on Facebook Marketplace for $250, description reads mint and barely used.
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#9 Hmm

Worn black shoes for sale on Facebook Marketplace with description, headphones visible.
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Wright says that the two most common mistakes sellers make while listing items on Facebook Marketplace are poor-quality images and a lack of detail in the description. "In today’s fast-paced world, buyers don’t have time to go back and forth to ask simple questions, so make sure your listing includes clear photos, accurate measurements, and any important details about the condition of the item."

#10 Can't Say I've Ever Seen Koi Fish Traded For A Car

Fish in a pond listed on Facebook Marketplace with title Anderson and Canik, priced at $1,200.
51points

#11 Y’all Please Feel Free To Rake Me Through The Coals If I’m Being A Pinecone, But This Was In My Marketplace Suggestions Multiple Times Today. It Looks Like The Mixer Committed A M**der

Old KitchenAid mixer on a carpeted floor, listed for $20 on Facebook Marketplace.
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47points

#12 Ahahahha Just Found This Gem

Agate stone listed on Facebook Marketplace for $100,000, showing unique color patterns.
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If an item is more expensive, like furniture tends to be, it might be even worth it to stage it and style it a bit so people can imagine how it will look in their own space. However, the photos shouldn’t just be aesthetically pleasing. They should also showcase the advantages, functions, and imperfections of the piece, as well as its size.

#13 Anybody Want An Egg Bok ?

Xbox console listed as "Egg bok" on Facebook Marketplace, priced at $100.
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#14 Not Sure If I'm Into These Or Not

Jeans and white cowboy shoes on a personalized rug, resembling a Facebook Marketplace listing.
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#15 "Fuel Tank"

Vintage airplane fuel tank listed on Facebook Marketplace in a grassy area.
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Don’t forget about the main photo too, which is the first thing buyers notice on their feed. It has to have great curb appeal and be cropped in a way that the piece is centered in the frame. In addition, including a video of the item for sale can be a good idea, as algorithms tend to favor it and they’re more helpful for the buyer.

#16 Thanks Trudeau

French fry shaped like Cuba, listed for $1,000, next to Cuban flag on Facebook Marketplace.
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#17 I Might Pick This Up Myself Just For The Flux Capacitor

Home-built computer with water cooling, wires exposed, and multiple drives on Facebook Marketplace listing.
40points

#18

Rare Mew cookie listed for $10,000 on Facebook Marketplace.
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If there are things about the item you’re trying to sell that can’t be conveyed in the photos or videos, use the description box for it. The thing that is important here is being truthful and noting all the imperfections of the piece. This prevents misunderstandings and the hassle of trying to solve them.

#19 Wedding Ring

Wedding ring showcased on a thumb, priced at $80 on Facebook Marketplace.
38points

#20 Anyone Need Personal Grooming?

Person in red shirt offering handyman services on Facebook Marketplace, with message inquiry visible.
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