They say the first impression is the one that counts. But how difficult it is to find a good conversation starter to break the ice with that pretty girl you’ve been eyeing all night or with your new co-worker who looks super friendly! That doesn’t mean that you should let the opportunity slip away, though.
If you’re really interested, you want to make sure your first impression is as good as possible, but we also know that some of us are just naturally shy and a bit of a wallflower. So how do you do it? Do you start with a funny joke? Or with one of those insightful questions to get the conversation going?
We’ve got you covered, so there is no reason to hide in a corner. We’ve pulled together an arsenal of icebreaker jokes and puns that work wonders! We also included some more serious yet interesting questions that can help you fill the awkward silences when you find yourself stuck for something to say. Good luck!
#1
I just heard the man who invented autocorrect just died. May he restaurant in peace.
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#2
Excuse me? Do you know how much a polar bear weighs? Enough to break the ice.
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#3
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
I do.
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#4
Anxiety is just a conspiracy about yourself and others.
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#5
Are you a keyboard?
Because you're just my type.
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#6
What’s a horrible icebreaker?
The Titanic.
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#7
Tobacco companies kill their best customers.
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#8
If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving isn’t for you.
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#9
Did you hear about the shrimp that went to the prawn's cocktail party?
He pulled a mussel.
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#10
People used to laugh when I said I wanted to be a comedian. Well, nobody's laughing now.
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#11
Are you a 45-degree angle?
Because you're acute-y.
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#12
If shorts are called shorts, why aren't pants called longs?
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#13
My girlfriend told me she needed to take a break from me.
So I gave her a Kit Kat.
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#14
What can you hold without ever touching it?
A conversation.
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#15
What do superheroes put in their drinks?
Just ice!
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#16
Why were the teacher’s eyes crossed?
She could not control her pupils.
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#17
You don’t own money, it’s just your turn with it.
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#18
What's the worst thing you ever did as a kid and got away with?
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#19
What did Delaware? Her New Jersey.
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#20
What did the rug say to the floor? Do not move! I have got you covered!
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