I wrote an article about bad Airbnb reviews... you know, because we all secretly love that stuff. When I couldn't find stock photos for the images, I realized, "Oh, yeah. Why don't I just make them?" I'm no artist, but below are a few images I whipped up, complete with snippets from some of the worst Airbnb reviews I've ever read.
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Do you dare?
This place was so dirty, the guest didn’t even want to bathe. But apparently it was still ok for the price…
Incense is the new disinfectant
If you’re looking for a natural germ solution, try vinegar. Or you know—not having a mattress on the ground.
Thank goodness he left a note
The toilet may be gone, but at least he left a note. Pretty considerate, if you ask me.
Thanks for the dump, buddy!
I’m not sure which aspect of this review is more surprising: the romantic weekend in the projects or the sick burn.
An evening for two... er... three...
In this review, the guest explains that he and his girlfriend planned to relax at their Airbnb. Upon arriving, however, they were greeted by a rather surprised old man in his underwear. Wonder if they shared their wine?
Hairy situation
Remember, when traveling, it’s a good plan not to sleep in a bed full of someone else’s hair. Anybody else itchy?
All in all, a good trip
Termites, no hot water, ruined plans, and extra money spent—all in all, the Belize trip was good.
A ruff vacation
Nothing says, "Time to relax," like a pack of stray dogs.
No way holiday
Is it too late to burn the house down?
No. Just no.
And no one ever stayed there again.