I Remember When I Was Younger I Thought The Teachers Lived In The School. I Thought A Lot Of Other Dumb Things Like That.

When I was around 4ish I asked my mom if cantaloupes (favorite fruit then and now) came from antelopes after watching ‘mutual of Omaha’s wild kingdom!!
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When my mom bought new batteries for the portable radio I figured it was because it needed new music and programs. The electricity came from the antenna, of course.