Many people joined the Green Side, and none of them ever came back, so there must be something special about it. I made this list of 3 powerful reasons for you to join it:
1. There's lot of sex on the Green Side
Environmentalists sex – a lot.
It's hard to say whether that's due to them celebrating nature, being so open minded, walking around naked often or any other thing, but it's true. Their lifestyle is filled with sexual tension of all sorts.
Eco-friendly couples or friends are saving the planet by saving water, so they often shower together; those who keep their lights turned down (and eco-friendly candles on), often find themselves overwhelmed by erotic ambient they created. Also, that healthy food they're eating is apparently the best aphrodisiac out there!
Not sure about you, but for us more is better than less, especially when it comes to sex!
2. They have toothbrushes made from bamboo
As crazy as it sounds, those things are out there, and they're awesome!
Sites like Greenels.com offer wide variety of completely biodegradable toothbrushes, made from natural bamboo - allowing you and your family really cool brushing in style!
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3. They simply have more fun
Firstly, they live healthier, which means they live longer, which means they have more time to have fun!
But secondly, and more important, true greenies drink eco-friendly booze! Now, what's that, you ask?
Well, it's a real thing! There’s no shortage of green alcoholic drinks out there: Crop Vodka, Tequila Alquimia, Square One Vodka, Prairie Vodka and Gin, Hall Wines Cabernet Sauvignon, Naked Merlot, Juniper Green Organic Gin and even vegan-friendly Asahi beer, to name a few.
Not only are you doing the environment a favour by drinking alcohol with ingredients grown without pesticides and herbicides, the brewing process for these liquors doesn’t contain certain chemicals, which means you might have a lighter hangover the next day, which means you get to drink again the next day!
And, let's face it - when you get drunk, you don't really get drunk, you only get more awesome!
So, think no more and come to the Green Side!
