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‘I Know What I Have’: 55 Overpriced Items That Delusional People Tried To Sell Online
Funny,FailsMAY 2, 2026

‘I Know What I Have’: 55 Overpriced Items That Delusional People Tried To Sell Online

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If you want to be a truly good salesperson, you need to be trustworthy, reliable, and honest. However, if you try to sell low-quality junk and slop for exorbitant prices, you won’t just turn potential buyers away. You might end up getting shamed online, too.
One place that calls out unethical, greedy, and delusional sellers is the ‘I Know What I Have’ group over on Facebook. We’re featuring some of the most mind-melting classified ads they’ve uncovered to show you just how disconnected from reality some people can be.

#1 😂

😂
53points

#2 Dude Thinks His Beat Up, Non Running Custom Deluxe Long Bed Is Worth What A Nice Running/Driving Short Bed Is

Dude Thinks His Beat Up, Non Running Custom Deluxe Long Bed Is Worth What A Nice Running/Driving Short Bed Is
28points

#3 That’s Actually Genius Lmao

 That’s Actually Genius Lmao
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23points

Recognizing when someone is trying to scam you isn’t always as straightforward as looking for someone twirling their villain-style mustache.

ScamWatch, under the Australian Government, warns that some scammers sell expensive products, such as cars, boats, or caravans. So, consumers should always inspect the product in person before committing to paying for it.

Similarly, you should beware sellers who are advertising new products at very low prices. If your gut tells you that a deal is too good to be true, it likely is.

#4 Does This Belong Here? Is There A Small Group Of Collectors Who Are Like, Man, I Need This As A Carport!

Does This Belong Here? Is There A Small Group Of Collectors Who Are Like, Man, I Need This As A Carport!
20points

#5 Open Market Place And This Is The First Thing I See

Open Market Place And This Is The First Thing I See
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#6 When You Wanted The Dinosaur But Had To Settle For Something Different

 When You Wanted The Dinosaur But Had To Settle For Something Different
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As per a survey conducted by Clutch, 74% of respondents mentioned that they recognize that one warning sign of a scam is pricing that seems ‘too good to be true.’

Moreover, 70% of survey participants flagged grammar and spelling mistakes, and 59% said that unfamiliar URLs make them think twice.

#7 Almost 4K For A Rock 👁️👄👁️ I Can Go Out To The Local Desert And Get Myself One Of These Bad Boys For Free 99

Almost 4K For A Rock 👁️👄👁️ I Can Go Out To The Local Desert And Get Myself One Of These Bad Boys For Free 99
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#8 Found One! $100 Bucks For A Dollar Coin That's Not Even As Old As I Am? Ya Nuts

Found One! $100 Bucks For A Dollar Coin That's Not Even As Old As I Am? Ya Nuts
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#9 You Never Find One When You Need One!

You Never Find One When You Need One!
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And yet, despite this level of awareness, 56% of respondents reported having been scammed online.

The reality is that even informed and experienced consumers can fall prey to scams because scammers intentionally exploit people’s psychology and vulnerabilities.

Scammers are great at triggering people’s emotions to bypass their rational decision-making. In other words, they find ways to create a sense of urgency.

For instance, they might tell you that your account has been compromised to make you panic. Or they might pretend that there’s a fake flash sale and limited supplies of their low-quality or non-existent products or services.

Typically, scammers will aim to distract you so that you’re unable to focus and realize that you’re being swindled.

#10 😂😂😂😂😂😂

😂😂😂😂😂😂
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#11 Damn, Girl Needs Nails Done I Guess 😂

Damn, Girl Needs Nails Done I Guess 😂
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#12 😂

😂
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However, overconfidence among consumers can be a big source of weakness for scammers to exploit, too. “Overconfidence bias is another significant problem. Consumers who are more aware of scam tactics often believe they’re immune to them. This creates a false sense of security, which can backfire,” Clutch warns.

Something that you, as a consumer, can do is check the salesperson’s digital trail and history. If they don’t have much of a trail or a good reputation, you should be more wary.

#13 😂

😂
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#14 500 Bucks And You Gotta Dig Them Up

500 Bucks And You Gotta Dig Them Up
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#15 The “Curse” Is Probably Some Kind Of Imminent Fire Hazard

The “Curse” Is Probably Some Kind Of Imminent Fire Hazard
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In the meantime, with the spread of artificial intelligence-powered tools, scammers are using them to trick their victims. For example, they can fake realistic-looking and sounding faces and voices and automate personalized outreach. Fraud is becoming harder to detect, and scammers can sound and feel super professional. In this context, it pays to be skeptical of everything and everyone.

#16 Hmmm

Hmmm
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#17 If They've Never Been Taken Out Of The Package They're "New" Not "Used, Like New" 🙄

 If They've Never Been Taken Out Of The Package They're "New" Not "Used, Like New" 🙄
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#18 I Know I Haven't Bought A Vehicle I A Minute But Seriously This Is Getting Out Of Hard. Canadian Crazies Out There

I Know I Haven't Bought A Vehicle I A Minute But Seriously  This Is Getting Out Of Hard. Canadian Crazies Out There
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Nobody is expecting run-of-the-mill salespeople to be ‘perfect,’ top-tier communicators with amazing charisma, A+ marketing skills, and the ability to win over entire crowds.

However, if you actually want someone to buy what you’re selling, you need to get at least the basics right. You want to come across as someone reliable, not a potential scammer.

For one, you should be fully transparent about what you’re selling.

#19 Op Is The Reason Their Dad Went For Milk And Never Came Back

 Op Is The Reason Their Dad Went For Milk And Never Came Back
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#20 LOL

LOL
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