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40 Bad Haircut Ideas That, For Whatever Reason, Were Actually Tried Out (New Pics)
FunnySEP 27, 2022

40 Bad Haircut Ideas That, For Whatever Reason, Were Actually Tried Out (New Pics)

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Every time you go to a hairstylist, there's this split-second decision you have to make after they sit you in the chair and ask, "How do you want it?" Do you go with the old but reliable or something new and exciting?
If you set your mind on the latter, make sure that you're at least in good hands because otherwise, you might end up like the poor folks who are featured on the subreddit 'Just [Eff] My [Stuff] Up.'
This online community with 842K members is dedicated to poking fun at unfortunate hairstyle fails, and has amassed quite the collection since its creation in 2014.
In fact, you might've already seen it here on Bored Panda as we have published a few articles on it (here, here, and here), but their recent posts are as good as ever, so we put together an update on the subreddit's content. Enjoy!

#1 Karenizer 3000

Before and after comparison of a bad haircut idea shown on a hair product package.
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#2 Lion In Chinese Zoo. Keepers Deny Giving Him A Haircut

Lion with a haircut resembling bangs stands behind another lion in a grassy enclosure, showcasing a humorous bad haircut idea.
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Of course, the reassuring thing is that hair grows back. However, it often takes longer than we'd like to. Celebrity hairstylist Kristen Shaw said that, "If you've cut your hair to just below your chin, that would take typically 5 or 6 inches to grow past your shoulders, so it will take 10-12 months."

To make matters even worse, this rate is just an average that can be negatively impacted by a number of factors, some of which are not easy fixes. "I find that women's hormones play a large role, and with the rise of things like autoimmune/adrenal burnout for women, these have been a recurring theme with my clients who experience slow growth and/or hair loss," Shaw explained.

#3 The Real Goat

Creative bad haircut with curled design resembling ram horns, pictured in both person and digitally altered animal form.
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#4 Babies Are Not Exempt From Getting [messed] Up

Bad haircut on a baby with an uneven hairline, showcasing a sharp contrast between shaved and unshaved areas.
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#5 A Meme That Created A Subreddit

Person with a unique, spiky haircut poses for a professional photo in front of an advertisement.
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Other factors which may inhibit growth, according to NYC-based dermatologist Francesca Fusco, MD, include poor nutrition, yo-yo dieting, and improper or inadequate hair care. "Maintaining good hair health internally as well as externally are important for optimal growth," she said. To this list, Jon Reyman, Founder of Los Angeles-based salon Spoke & Weal, added suboptimal scalp health and some medications as well.

Timing makes a difference in how fast your hair grows, too. "Usually in summer months hair grows a little faster due to circulation," Reyman said, noting that studies by The National Institute of Health show it can grow 10 percent faster in the sunniest season. He gave slightly better odds of recovery than Shaw, too. "If the bob is chin-length, it should take 3-4 months to grow to your shoulders." So perhaps the real number lies somewhere in the middle.

#6 You Ever Seen An Onion Half Thats Been In The Fridge Too Long?

A person with a unique, bad haircut featuring short bangs, sitting indoors and wearing a light pink shirt.
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#7 Needs No Caption

Unique bad haircut with angled spikes and geometric beard design.
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#8 Nice

Unusual bad haircut resembling a vacuum cleaner brush on top of a man's head.
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#9 Me In 2004, When All I Ever Watched Was Fight Club And The Matrix While Blasting The Prodigy "Smack My Bitch Up". So Cool I Had To Wear Two Sunglasses

Person with a unique spiky hairstyle, wearing sunglasses and an open shirt, showcasing a bold haircut idea.
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If you want to make your hair grow faster, there are things you can do to help that. First, ensure you're getting proper nutrients from your diet.

"Health starts from within, so lots of fruits and veggies, and organic, pastured meat, along with the right kinds of fats will help your body function to its fullest potential," Shaw said. But other lifestyle factors matter, too.

"Maintain physical and mental wellbeing—stop smoking, get rest, and minimize stress," Reyman added. "An unhealthy person is usually not experiencing higher than average hair or nail growth."

#10 Gime That Freshly Opened Highlighter Look

Person with a unique haircut and bright yellow hair against a pink background.
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#11 Minecraft Character

Person with unique hairstyle and beard posing in colorful shirt, showcasing a bad haircut idea.
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#12 Give Me The Mr Burns Please Mum

Person with a humorous haircut, wearing a green shirt, standing near a cabinet in a kitchen setting.
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#13 Excuse Me Sir, Why??

Person with an unusual asymmetrical haircut, wearing glasses and a leather jacket, showcasing unique bad haircut ideas.
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Both Shaw and Dr. Fusco also recommended the supplement Nutrafol ($88), and Shaw likes the Moon Juice SuperHair ($60) as well.

"They're packed with amazing ingredients to boost hair growth and strength," she said. "I've seen them almost double hair growth."

#14 Looks Like A Damn Lobster

Person with extremely long, layered hairstyle on a city sidewalk, exemplifying unusual bad haircut ideas.
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#15 I... I've Got Nothing

Man with a tall, unusual hairstyle stands in line at a theme park.
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#16 Found On Mulletchamp.com. It’s Not Just Great Hair, Check Out The Strategically Sunburnt American Flag

Man with a bold mullet haircut wearing aviator sunglasses in front of a vehicle.
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#17 Nah I Thought He Had A Hat On Lmao

Fans at a soccer match, with one sporting an unusual bad haircut, Everton vs Liverpool game on TV screen.
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Next, it might be a good idea to schedule regular trims. However, Reyman noted that it's important not to confuse length and density.

"You may need very regular haircuts when your hair is growing to manage density but not length," he said. "If you want to keep your length, find an excellent hairdresser who can manage density well. Removing weight can help hair look great and be more manageable."

#18 Average Florida Man?

Man with unusual haircut in a tweet about a bizarre Yahtzee incident in Florida.
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#19 The Smell Must Be Unimaginable

Man with an unusual, long dreadlock hairstyle standing in line at a bank next to a woman.
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#20 Do Dogs Count?

Dog with an unusual haircut on a couch, showcasing a playful take on bad haircut ideas.
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