I created cards because it was very difficult to find funny ones at the mass merchandise stores. I strive to create truly unique cards that tell your story how you want it to be told, not how you think it should be told.
#1 Screwed
7points
#2 So Many Birthdays
7points
#3 Thanks, Mc Hammer - You've Been My Mantra Since The 90s
5points
#4 This Card Frequently Gets Sent And Subsequently Framed For The Fridge
5points
#5 Obviously There's Only One Card-Buyer In This House
5points
#6 Super Bestseller For Many Years - Nobody Wants To Be A Pigeon!
5points
#7 This Card Has Graced The Shelves Of Over 400 Stores, And It's Still A Great Seller
4points
#8 If You're A Card Freak Like Me, You Know Sending Cards Stands The Test Of Time
4points
#9 Ode To Dirty Dancing, Of Course
4points
#10 Badassery Awards Should Be Presented Daily
3points
#11 Every Day, A Little More Awesome
3points
#12 Yeah, Yeah - I Know You Never Took Painkillers Until It Was Absolutely Necessary. Yep. Sure
3points
#13 Says It All
3points
#14 How Old Am I Again?
3points
#15 Drinking For All Occasions, Party Of One
3points
#16 Nope, No Pressure At All
3points
#17 Hooray For Huge Boobs!
3points
#18 Your Baby Is Going To Cuss Like A Sailor!
3points
#19 Because Sometimes The Only Thing You Can Say Is This
1point
#20 Always 29!
1point