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I Discovered This Restaurant In China With The Funniest English Translations I've Ever Seen
FunnyFEB 17, 2019

I Discovered This Restaurant In China With The Funniest English Translations I've Ever Seen

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I missed my flight out of Shanghai, so I got a hotel room near the airport. I got lunch at this restaurant because it was within walking distance of my hotel. I wasn't expected them to have an English menu at all, let alone one with so many odd translations.

Mulan III: Head & Shoulders.

Are there good cavities?

Why not serve good duck tongue?

Warning: this is addictive.

Also Known As Chicken Soup

I thought this was McDonald's, not McDahmer's.

Chinese Vampires Rejoice

This was the only juice on the menu they weren't out of. I wonder why.

So... can I have the new altar?

New Fragrance from Calvin Klein

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