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I Create Snarky Valentine's Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other
FunnyJAN 28, 2021

I Create Snarky Valentine's Cards For Those Of Us Who Really Love Each Other

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My name is Keli, and I own Colette Paperie. I started designing my card line over 10 years ago. I was sitting in hospice with my mother, who was graciously living her last few days. She could've used some funny cards - but they were all sappy and boring. I had a plan to create something the market was missing. It's not missing any longer, but I like to think I helped start the trend of snarky greetings. Check out a few of my favorite Valentine's Day cards below!

#1 Dog > You (Sorry Not Sorry)

Dog > You  (Sorry Not Sorry)
9points

#2 We Don't Need A Holiday

We Don't Need A Holiday
9points

#3 Sounded Scary ; Wasn't Really

Sounded Scary ; Wasn't Really
8points

#4 Pals Are So Important This Year!

Pals Are So Important This Year!
7points

#5 Of All The A******s... And There Are A Lot Of Them

Of All The A******s... And There Are A Lot Of Them
7points

#6 Like, All Of Them?!

Like, All Of Them?!
6points

#7 Vodka > Valentine's Day

Vodka > Valentine's Day
6points

#8 Do Not Pass Go

Do Not Pass Go
5points

#9 If We Didn't Have A Certificate To Prove It

If We Didn't Have A Certificate To Prove It
4points

#10 Not A Nightmare, I Swear!

Not A Nightmare, I Swear!
4points

#11 Um... What? Huh?

Um... What? Huh?
3points

#12 I Love So Much Idiotic S**t

I Love So Much Idiotic S**t
3points

#13 Mostly...

Mostly...
3points

#14 After 2020, I'm Done

After 2020, I'm Done
3points

#15 Friend Love Is Important, Too!

Friend Love Is Important, Too!
3points

#16 Amen

Amen
3points

#17 Regulation Hottie

Regulation Hottie
1point
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