My name is Keli, and I own Colette Paperie. I started designing my card line over 10 years ago. I was sitting in hospice with my mother, who was graciously living her last few days. She could've used some funny cards - but they were all sappy and boring. I had a plan to create something the market was missing. It's not missing any longer, but I like to think I helped start the trend of snarky greetings. Check out a few of my favorite Valentine's Day cards below!
More info: colettepaperie.com
#1 Dog > You (Sorry Not Sorry)

9points
#2 We Don't Need A Holiday

9points
#3 Sounded Scary ; Wasn't Really

8points
#4 Pals Are So Important This Year!

7points
#5 Of All The A******s... And There Are A Lot Of Them

7points
#6 Like, All Of Them?!

6points
#7 Vodka > Valentine's Day

6points
#8 Do Not Pass Go

5points
#9 If We Didn't Have A Certificate To Prove It

4points
#10 Not A Nightmare, I Swear!

4points
#11 Um... What? Huh?

3points
#12 I Love So Much Idiotic S**t

3points
#13 Mostly...

3points
#14 After 2020, I'm Done

3points
#15 Friend Love Is Important, Too!

3points
#16 Amen

3points
#17 Regulation Hottie

1point


