Humanity has a lot of important unanswered questions. For example, are we alone in the universe? What comes after death? Is it possible to travel faster than the speed of light? But all these discussions will have to wait because there's one that is much more important: When giraffes go to work, do they put the tie at the top or bottom of their necks?
The question was posted on Twitter by comedian Jeremy Hammond, and the internet is divided once again. Post your answer below and don't forget to vote for your favorites!
#2
I see a disturbing lack of giraffes commenting. Let the giraffes decide for themselves!
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57points
#3
It probably starts at the top but after a tough day negotiating contracts with the baboons and lions, it likely slips down.
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53points
#4
I don't know. Most giraffes I've seen are either unemployed or jailed in a zoo.
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51points
#5
Where the ties are worn depends on social status: boss giraffes wear them on top, middle management in the middle, simple clerks at the bottom.
28points
#7
Actually, to answer were a giraffe should wear its tie, we first need to know how it wears its dress shirts!
22points
#8
Those of you who say the left picture looks better is obviously looking at it merely from a human's perspective. You know how that's highly inconsiderate towards giraffes? Because, basically, what you're saying is that if they don't look like us shortnecks they'll look ugly and undesirable as the long-necked creatures that they are!
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21points
#9
Of course at the bottom! They do not have that long arms to tie it at the top
19points
#10
Think about this for a moment. Do humans wear ties at the bottom? or the top of their necks?
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18points
#11
The really important question is: do Pandas wear ties, and if, how?
14points
#12
Let me ask another question: do giraffes go to work?
11points
#13
I'm surprised that it took so long for this important question to be asked.
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10points
#14
It's a trick question giraffes prefer turtle necks
10points
#16
He can wear it however he likes, he's a confident, self esteemed giraffe who does not need your approval.
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8points
#18
Do we wear ties directly under our chin? No. We wear ties on the bottom of our necks. Unless you're an uncultured swine like left giraffe.
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5points
#19
1. Looks professional. 2. Looks slack AF. I'm not super familiar with Giraffe law or culture.
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#20
Bow ties go at the top of the neck and regular ties at the bottom. How about read a damn book sometime and get learned about giraffe style.
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5points