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30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
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30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers

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It’s no secret that every house has its secrets. Fortunately for their owners, their four walls safely guard most of them. Unless there’s a two-eared stranger who may accidentally (or not) overhear something that wasn’t meant for anyone else.
So when someone asked housekeepers on Reddit, “What do you know about the owners of the houses that they don’t know you know?” it was destined to become a heated thread. With so many secrets anonymously spilled, their responses give us a glimpse into the complex, sometimes weird, even dark, other times plain scandalous world of random people we walk by on the streets.
Scroll down for some of the most interesting stories, and let us know what you think of them in the comments below!

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30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Buddy of mine used to clean houses with his mom. He told me about this one massive mansion they would clean and how there were no mirrors in the entire house. There also weren’t a lot of windows and if there were, they had thick drapes. He met the family only once and told me they were very pale and quiet people.
He worked for f**king vampires
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#2

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
I clean for an elderly lady who is still quite sharp and feisty. She was a Boeing inspector in the 60s and 70s, and stood up to a lot of men in order to make sure the planes were up to code. And she did all this as a black woman and a mother. At some point she divorced and later in life remarried, and cared for her husband as he developed dementia and eventually passed away. She tells me about her life without a trace of sentiment, everything is matter of fact and lighthearted. But I see the photographs she keeps of her husband all over the house, ones of them together as well as of him young and handsome in uniform, long before she ever met him when they were middle-aged. I know how it is to lose someone to dementia, but I can only imagine it being your spouse. Sometimes when I call her to confirm that I’m coming over, she sounds deflated and lonely when she first picks up before she switches into her telephone voice.
She’s never told me how deeply she still loves him or how painful it was to see him slipping away, how lonely it is living with only his photographs and memories. How that need for one particular person never goes away. But even though I can’t know exactly, I know.
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#3

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Man of the house ask me and the other cleaning crew ladies if we have ever seen this type.of dog leash. Holds up what is clearly a under bed restraint system looking confused. I didn't say s**t. We all looked at each other like "f*** no im not telling him" he says "mmm, maybe she wants a dog. Why was it under the mattress ???" He just wandered off dragging this thing behind him.
He was a nice guy worked a lot, tipped well, gave us holiday bonuses. She was a trophie wife, and was not nice to him. They divorced while i still worked their, he got a dog named mayonaise and was much happier. It was a rescue grey hound. Sweet dog. I don't live in that town anymore but i hope mr jim is happy still.
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Bored Panda reached out to Redditor Milo Molly, who worked as a housekeeper. She shared her story of working for a male client who had a wife and a mistress in this Ask Reddit thread. “He would bring each at different times to his vacation apartment that I serviced. It was sad because when he was with his wife, he was really sweet and sensitive and they would just have a relaxing time if I did happen to see him. They would also clean up after themselves a little so the job was a bit easier while they stayed.”

“When he would bring his girlfriend he was much ruder to me in front of her (I think trying to be suave and look powerful) and they would both trash the place, she would always leave her underwear, dirty dishes, bottles and cigarettes everywhere. I felt sad for the wife because she clearly didn’t know about her husband’s mistress but it was such a well-paying job and I needed the money so I never said anything,” Milo wrote in her post.

“Working as a housekeeper was not glamorous but it was relatively mindless work I could do while listening to music, so quite a therapeutic job,” she told us in the interview.

#4

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Honestly, everything. I worked in a house manager/butler type of position, and there is nothing you don't find out eventually. The trajectory of the toothpaste droplets on the mirror would tell me which of the women had spent the night. I knew passwords to computers, alarm systems, bank accounts and safes that I hadn't necessarily been provided with. Drugs, kinks, medical history, sordid family secrets, skeletons in the closet, you name it. I think that's the reason salaries get obscene if you stay long enough, your silence is literally golden.
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#5

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Once cleaned a house for a woman that worked from home. It was a huge house and there she was at her desk on the phone...
I started cleaning that area and she chatted away...
"Mh'hm. I got me a white b**** cleanin' up after me. If my mama could see me now. Yes sir! She worked for them white folk thirty years. Imma beat this little white girl like them folk did to my mama." After saying this she turned in her chair and saw me as I was walking by, as if I just come into the room. She had no clue I heard her.
I feel where she's coming from but I stopped going to her house... for obvious reasons.
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#6

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Our maid service found our positive pregnancy test in the bathroom trash, after presumably finding negative pregnancy tests in the bathroom trash for the previous 12 months. Left us a nice little congratulations note on my wife’s nightstand.
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“Pay is only good if you get a regular gig with a wealthier client, but you can work your way up to that. I started small then worked my way up to more high-end clients through word of mouth.”

When it comes to housekeeping for the client in the story, Milo said that “the main challenge was the amount of unhygienic things that would be left around when his mistress/girlfriend would stay; used condoms, dirty underwear, cigarettes, spilled wine, smashed bottles, etc. It was very off-putting.”

It turns out, “it was a hard secret to keep,” the former housekeeper said and added “As a woman, I felt obligated by sisterhood to tell the wife what was going on but at the time I really needed the money so I never said anything. I regret not saying anything now.”

#7

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Housekeeper/Nanny here...
Eventually we find everything.
Mainly where the [adult] toys are, where dad hides all his empty energy drink cans, where mom stores all her shopping purchases with tags still on them... parents in general hide their unusual items in the most usual places. Simple boxes in bedroom drawers, in random linen closets, mostly readily able to find and just out of they way (I've helped move several families and doing the checks for packing has gotten some interesting results)
We know when the parents are tired and dont want to come home. We know sometimes the bar trips the parent takes before coming home.
We know schedules that they say are the reason aren't really the reason
We know personal preferences they have over the years to any random assortment of thing. Seriously who buys mayo to put on everything as their condiment of choice?
Some things that we know, they know we do and accept it. Alot of the stuff we know, we find out and DEFINITELY play dumb with.
First milestones in nannying are a big one. Keep that to the parents finding the first tooth we found days ago, the walking steps they took yesterday were really the first today. Why take those moments from parents needlessly is our perspective.
Housekeeping is usually the who is dirtiest. I know which parent doesnt brush their teeth every day. Which parent is having an affair with a coworker and left behind a recognizable item on accident.
We know that they dont even consider or think much about us knowing all these things.
The worst was accidentally listening to my bosses get it on. They had left the monitor for the baby in their room. It was not turned off and they to this day do not know I heard them (and turned off the monitor) lol
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#8

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Not a house keeper but a nanny. A family once took me on vacation with them so I could watch their kids while they‘d go out and explore the area. That week, my bed was the couch in the living room. It’s late at night, the kids are sleeping, I’m laying on the couch and the parents get back. The dad says, “is she sleeping” referring to me? I didn’t say anything so apparently he assumed yes. He then started farting very loudly.
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#9

All these other comments are great but I feel like I am the only one here that knows the location of the missing socks
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Milo said that in a housekeeping job, “being discreet is not super important, but if you are caught revealing the client's personal life you would be out of a job for sure!” This is because “housekeeping is all about your reputation. The better reputation you have, the more clients you have. You don’t want to be known for being indiscreet. Housekeepers must be seen and not heard,” the Redditor explained.

#10

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
While cleaning this older couples home who were your typical, sweet grandma/grandpa type. Very soft spoken and always tipped us great. We do a great job cleaning and are thorough, including vacuuming under the bed. Their bed had no bed skirt which would have made it easy, but the amount of s*x and BDSM type toys were enough for me to "nope" and I now I can never look at them the same. Good for them though I guess! Lol
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#11

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
I used to do housekeeping for a while. I found out that the guy i worked for had a wife AND a mistress. He would bring each at different times to his vacation apartment that i serviced. It was sad because when he was with his wife he was really sweet and sensitive and they would just have a relaxing time if i did happen to see him. They would also clean up after themselves a little so the job was a bit easier while they stayed.
When he would bring his girlfriend he was much ruder to me in front of her (i think trying to be suave and look powerful) and they would both trash the place, she would always leave her underwear, dirty dishes, bottles and cigarettes everywhere.
He didn’t know (or at least didn’t acknowledge) that these women were clearly different people. He referred to both of them as his wife and would call them both “babe”. He seemed unaware or uncaring that i clearly knew they were different women. One was 20 years younger than the other!
I felt sad for the wife because she clearly didn’t know about her husband’s mistress but it was such a well paying job and i needed the money so i never said anything.
86points

#12

That their teenage daughter was bulimic. Clean the outsides of your toilets after you throw up, y'all.
Yes, I had a talk with her parents.
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We also spoke with another Redditor, Thesugarsky, who shared a story of the last family she worked for. “I overheard dad calling his insurance asking if a certain rehab was covered. He talks LOUD naturally. I heard what he was going for and everything. Nobody knew, not family nor friends. Just me and them. They never knew I knew.”

Thesugarsky said that she likes working as a nanny since “it’s the same but different every day.” In her job, “it’s very important to be discreet,” especially in a small town like where she lives.

Speaking of that incident, the Redditor said that when she overheard the conversation, she realized the reason for his odd behavior the past few months. “Just acting odd when I came back to the house earlier than expected,” she told us and added that “he’s doing great and is still going to the meetings.”

“It is not hard to keep secrets for me. I just think I should give them the discretion that I would want if they knew something like that about me. I still see and talk to them. Great family.”

#13

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Not the housekeeper, but,
I thought I had this brilliant hiding spot. And when I lost my wallet, my Maid told me “you should hide it with those papers inside your nightstand next time”.
I felt such fear. She knows the house better than any of us.
84points

#14

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
A couple years ago I had a client who's daughter was drunk driving and hit something or someone (not clear). She was caught, had her license taken away and had to go to AA. She didn't go and was caught drunk driving again so she was facing prison time. That's when her parents suddenly "discovered" a once in a lifetime opportunity for her to finish getting her degree in Israel. The court allowed this (I'm assuming they have a damn good lawyer) but they told everyone that the reason she left is because she was singled out as one of the top minds in the nation. The only reason I know about it is because I saw the court papers on her bed before she left.
80points

#15

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House cleaner of two clients who are...well...were dating eachother. Guy client (we will call N) has no clue what we know about him, female client (we will call L) is a little more in the loop of what we know.
N apparently cheated on L with a woman (K) who broke up his previous marriage(s). L found out and dumped his ass. He tried to get back together with L even calling and texting multiple times a day. He did that for two weeks and suddenly went quiet, which clued L that he was sleeping with K again.
I cleaned a few days later and sure enough, Ks shoes were hidden under the couch (not a usual place). I didn't realize being in a soap opera was part of the job description.
78points

#16

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Our cleaning person actually found a hidden drawer in my nightstand even I didn't know about. We thought things were disappearing for months before finding the drawer ourselves and realizing he was putting things in there while cleaning. Had a good laugh about that one.
74points

#17

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
My friend and I used to clean for a Scientologist couple and we definitely looked at all the “secret” books in their cupboard
71points

#18

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Working in hotels is similar to cleaning someone’s house, because those comfortable will lay it out for you. You can tell if someone is messy or tidy at home, how well they take care their things, what they eat, how much they drink, what medical problems they may have, and if you get the chance to meet them you can piece together why they live the way they do by telling their stories.
I never made fun of our guests or judged them. That would be so unfair and intrusive.
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#19

30 Family Secrets Revealed By Nannies And Housekeepers
Not a housekeeper but a friend did some contractor work. A client wanted to remove some of the drop ceiling and replace it with drywall. Well, a few ceiling tiles removed, and falls out a ton of crushed beer cans and used condoms. The family had a very active teenager.
65points

#20

That the maid’s husband is living in the bomb shelter in the basement that the owners do not know exist.
If you know, you know.
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