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30 Horrifying Things From American Schools That Foreigners Find Shockingly Weird
Funny,FailsDEC 12, 2024

30 Horrifying Things From American Schools That Foreigners Find Shockingly Weird

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Schools are supposed to be hubs of knowledge and enlightenment, yet, nowadays, they often end up being the butt of the joke. Students and teachers call out schools for their ridiculous standardized tests, poor facilities, and academic requirements that are lacking.
We've decided to shine a light on all the absurd things that happen in U.S. schools. So, here we have for you a list of bad lunches, questionably graded tests, and the horrifying state of school bathrooms – all things that show how messed up the US education system really is.

#1 Uninspiring Teacher Comment

Uninspiring Teacher Comment
My 11 year old daughters teacher wrote this comment on her homework. I'm absolutely flabbergasted and angry. This after my daughter just competed in gymnastics nationals a month ago.
88points

#2 Son’s Math Test

Son’s Math Test
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86points

#3 A University Anatomy Course Censoring Body Parts

A University Anatomy Course Censoring Body Parts
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The things in this list might be hard for foreigners to comprehend, but the call is coming from inside the house, too. Many Americans know how crazy and dystopian some of their schools are. According to a 2023 survey by Pew, 51% of adults in the U.S. think that the education system is going in the wrong direction.

When asked about specifics, most respondents say that schools need to spend more time teaching students core academic subjects like math, reading, and social sciences. 52% of the respondents also agree that schools don't receive adequate funding and resources.

#4 What A Sad Country We Live In For My 12 Year Old To Text Me This:

What A Sad Country We Live In For My 12 Year Old To Text Me This:
75points

#5 A Free Bag I Got From My School

A Free Bag I Got From My School
66points

#6 A Teacher In Texas Is Giving As To Students That Buy His Book And Leave A 5 Star Review On Amazon

A Teacher In Texas Is Giving As To Students That Buy His Book And Leave A 5 Star Review On Amazon
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64points

The U.S. actually spends quite a lot of money on education, more than any other OECD country, in fact. In 2021, the U.S. spent around 5.6% of its GDP on education. For comparison, in Germany, Japan, and France, the percentages were 4.5%, 3.5%, and 5.2%, respectively. 

Yet that doesn't translate into better results. U.S. students still lag behind countries like Canada, China, Estonia, Germany, Finland, the Netherlands, and New Zealand. Washington think tank the National Center on Education and the Economy (NCEE) reports that a student in Singapore is 3.5 years ahead of an American student in math, 1.5 years ahead in reading, and 2.5 years ahead in science.

#7 My Chem Teacher Sucks

My Chem Teacher Sucks
61points

#8 My School Wants Us To Allow This On Our Personal Devices, Just To Use Google Classroom

My School Wants Us To Allow This On Our Personal Devices, Just To Use Google Classroom
58points

#9 My School That Started An Eco-Friendly Project By Giving Out Apples To Students

My School That Started An Eco-Friendly Project By Giving Out Apples To Students
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57points

Some experts suggest that U.S. citizens don't see where the money goes. As the senior scholar at the American Enterprise Institute Mark Schneider writes, the National Center for Education Statistics (NCES) often fails to publicize their expenditure data. In 2023, the NCES published a report but didn't give the public the raw data. 

#10 I Got A Point Off For Stapling My Homework Wrong

I Got A Point Off For Stapling My Homework Wrong
54points

#11 During The Summer, My School Installed Metal Gates Over The Bathrooms To Keep Us From Going In Between Class

During The Summer, My School Installed Metal Gates Over The Bathrooms To Keep Us From Going In Between Class
54points

#12 My High School Nurse Sent Me Back To Class Even Though I Had Obvious Symptoms. I Got Home And Was Immediately Tested Positive For Covid. Shoutout To The Best Nurse Ever!

My High School Nurse Sent Me Back To Class Even Though I Had Obvious Symptoms. I Got Home And Was Immediately Tested Positive For Covid. Shoutout To The Best Nurse Ever!
53points

And why do we need to know where the NCEE spends its money? According to Schneider, it would help to "unpack national trends and extract lessons that can help us understand how to reverse the stagnation" in the current education system. Also, "To make the large and ever-growing national investment in education more effective and efficient."

#13 My Teacher Only Lets Us Go To The Bathroom 3 Times A Month

My Teacher Only Lets Us Go To The Bathroom 3 Times A Month
52points

#14 My School Thinks This Fills Up Hungry High Schoolers

My School Thinks This Fills Up Hungry High Schoolers
So lunches are free for schools in my city and surrounding cities. Ever since lunches have been made free, the quantity (and quality) has decreased significantly. This is what we would get for our meal. It took me THREE bites to finish that chicken mac and cheese. Any snacks you want cost more money and if you want an extra entree, that’ll cost you about $3 or $4.
50points

#15 My Kid's Teacher Said "Gnome" Begins With N

My Kid's Teacher Said "Gnome" Begins With N
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48points

The NCEE president Mark Tucker explains that the problem persists because the U.S. education system was built on a "factory model." Originally, most teachers in the U.S. were women without many prospects to work in other fields. In the rest of the world, however, teachers were professionals, trained and highly qualified to work in classrooms.

#16 My School Asked Us To Research And Watch A Tedtalk Despite Blocking Their Website And Their Videos On Youtube

My School Asked Us To Research And Watch A Tedtalk Despite Blocking Their Website And Their Videos On Youtube
47points

#17 Do As The Teacher Say Not As The Teacher Do

Do As The Teacher Say Not As The Teacher Do
46points

#18 Online School Started And I Can’t Learn Now

Online School Started And I Can’t Learn Now
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44points

Tucker says that the solution to the poor U.S. education system is simple. "We have to have more highly educated teachers and we need to pay them more." But that's easier said than done. He says that the U.S. still might have a slight superiority complex. "We were so dominant for so long that it's hard for us to accept that there are now so many countries pulling ahead of us," he explained to The Guardian.

#19 So My Sister's School Had 4000$ That They Could Basically Spend On What Ever. They Choose This Pice Of "Educational Art"

So My Sister's School Had 4000$ That They Could Basically Spend On What Ever. They Choose This Pice Of "Educational Art"
43points

#20 Just Paid $800 For My School "Books"! It's Loose Leaf Paper!

Just Paid $800 For My School "Books"! It's Loose Leaf Paper!
42points
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