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“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Funny,FailsDEC 18, 2023

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)

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Language can be weird sometimes. You usually find that out when learning a foreign language. Suddenly there are different sounds and a different-looking alphabet. You have to bend your tongue in ways you didn't even think was possible. Not to mention that words aren't spelled the way they're written.
So it's no wonder people make mistakes in pronunciation. One Redditor had an idea to ask people what's the most memorable incorrect pronunciation they've heard. And the people delivered – from "penglings" to "Cog Nack" and "poll-em" instead of "poem."
To know more about why we mispronounce words and why some words are harder to pronounce than others, Bored Panda reached out to accent coach Luke Nicholson. He's the mind behind Improve Your Accent and a member of the International Phonetic Association. You can read our conversation with him below!

#1

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
My wife still says "Rhino-saurus" every time she tries to pronounce "Rhinoceros."
To be fair, her way is better.
178points

Mispronouncing words is a natural part of learning a new language. It's a common occurrence even for native speakers. This time we'll discuss the English language and its phonetic aspects in more depth. But keep in mind, we can apply similar logic to the other languages of the world.

Our expert on English phonetics is Luke Nicholson. He has been teaching English learners how to communicate more clearly for over 10 years. Nicholson teaches a summer course in English Phonetics at the University College London and is also the creator of Funetics, a website that focuses on languages other than English

#2

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Ooohhh ooohh the "penglings" by Benedict Cumberbatch
148points

#3

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Worcestershire sauce. He said 'wash your sister ' sauce and I about died laughing
132points

In 2017, Luke became the UK Freelancer of the Year. He has also spoken for a variety of media, from BBC Radio London to the Rosetta Stone podcast. His goal is to provide high-quality teaching materials for British English pronunciation.

Nicholson says that people mispronounce words for different reasons. "If someone hasn't been exposed to a word in its spoken form, they may guess the pronunciation based on the spelling," he explains.

#4

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
It’s Christmas time, which means lots of chocolate ads. Friend of mine informed us that his favorite chocolates where the “feral ranchers.”
103points

#5

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Someone who thought the word "vicariously" was bi-curiously. "You're going on vacation with your friends? Wow! I'm gonna live bi-curiously through you!"
87points

#6

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
We had a training at work, taught by an outside organization. The lady was talking about the Irish potato famine. Except she kept calling it the potato phantom. She did this at least five times
80points

Sadly, spelling sometimes can be your worst enemy, especially in the English language. "Unfortunately for English learners, English spelling doesn't clearly reflect how we pronounce words today," the accent coach says. He gives one example: "We spell 'lamb' with a 'b' because we used to pronounce it, but we don't anymore."

#7

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
An old colleague once claimed she was ‘unindated’ with work. Now i have to say ‘inundated’ ten times in my head before out loud because that has ruined me for life.
76points

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“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Facade.
Worked for a guy that was an "intellectually overconfident" type, to put it in the most civil way I know how lol.
He kept using the word and had obviously never heard of it until he read it somewhere. Kept pronouncing it "fake-aid". He would go on rants about "fake" people and use this to describe their personalities. It was really cringe inducing.
Eventually the stars aligned and we were together on a business trip, I saw a building under construction. "That place is going to have a really beautiful facade", I said (it genuinely did) and there was no response but about a month later I overheard him using the word and saying it correctly. So whatever.
76points

#9

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
When I worked at Subway, I asked a customer what kind of dressing he wanted, and he said, "do you know, uh, chipotle?"
Which he butchered so badly I heard it as "do you know a cheap hotel?" So I told him, "yeah, down on 39th Street" and we were both thoroughly confused.
74points

People who are learning English are not the only ones struggling with having to pronounce words differently from how they're spelled. Native speakers can fall victim to this too. "Who could deduce that 'wind' (the movement of air) and 'wind' (as in winding up a clock) are pronounced differently?" Nicholson observes.

#10

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Had a friend that pronounced the b in "subtle." Was annoying as f**k.
73points

#11

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
My old boss.
Escaped goat : scapegoat
Interpretate : interpret
Pacifically : specifically
Every. F*****g. Time. In front of some clever people before he would introduce me to carry on with the presentation...
72points

#12

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Extracurricular as "Extra Kickler". The bad part about it is that it was one of my high school teachers. We even starting calling him The Midnight Kickler what kickles at midnight.
71points

"Guessing pronunciation from the spelling is even challenging for those who speak English as their first language," the accent coach reiterates. "Place names are particularly troublesome." He gives one interesting example: did you know that "Cholmondeley" is actually pronounced "CHUM-lee"?

#13

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Pah-harmacist. I think about that woman a lot lol
67points

#14

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
My high school girlfriend travelled with me to visit my family in SoCal after graduation.
We were playing Trivial Pursuit and it was her turn to read the question.
The question was something like "which south american king ruled with a chihuahua?"
Only she pronounced it as "cha-whoo-a-whoo-a".
It took a good 30 seconds to understand what she word she was trying to pronounce. And a good 30 minutes for my entire family to stop laughing. We still joke about it to this day.
67points

#15

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
20 years ago my wife and I were behind a woman at Target at the register. She began arguing with the cashier over the price for an item, and after a few rounds back and forth loudly proclaimed, *"I ain't no mathematic, but I ain't no stupid neither!"*
We still use that whenever the "math don't math" on something.
I was, for reference, a mathematics major.
67points

Are non-English speakers doomed then? "For those who don't speak English as their first language, there may be sounds they find tricky to pronounce," Nicholson explains. "For instance, the Spanish language doesn't have a distinction between a 's' and a 'sh' sound. This means English words like 'sash' may be mispronounced by Spanish speakers."

#16

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
"It's ponunced nukular!"
63points

#17

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
When reading an award at a US Army ceremony, the Personell clerk was reading "He is a fine outstanding soldier all his peers should seek to emulate", he pronounced it "eliminate"
62points

#18

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
I work in the legislative/policy field, and my boss pronounces statutes "statue-ettes." It's wild.
59points

Those to whom English is a second language most often struggle with how to pronounce the 'th' sound. Surprisingly, we can find the sound in other languages spoken in Europe as well. "The 'th' sounds in English (like in 'this' and 'thing') are found in a few other languages," Nicholson says. Among them are Icelandic, Albanian, Welsh, and Greek.

#19

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
Girl in college:
Word -- "Annihilate"
Her pronunciation --- Annie - Hilly -Ate
56points

#20

“What’s A Word That Someone Horribly Mispronounced That You Still Remember?” (30 Answers)
I was in a miss teen type of pageant & during the panel I was asked, “if you were handed a red crown what would you draw?”
I had to ask the moderator to repeat the question & with a chuckle, I asked for clarification on if she meant a red “crown” or did she actually mean a red crayon. None of the judges were happy with me smugly correcting the moderator.
53points
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