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Folks Online Feel No Shame In Shaming These 35 Entitled Wedding Guests
Occasions,WeddingOCT 18, 2023

Folks Online Feel No Shame In Shaming These 35 Entitled Wedding Guests

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At this point, is there such a thing as a perfectly executed wedding? Sure, there’s the perfect wedding within the minds and aspirations of brides (and some grooms). But once the plan is put into motion, does it turn out perfect?
The answer is no (or it depends, but it’s ultimately still a no). Nothing’s perfect. And judging by the stories circulating online, it’s probably not gonna get any better any time soon.
You can see for yourself by reading on, but Reddit’s r/weddingshaming community has ample reason to believe that weddings just don’t come in the perfect variety. And that’s fine. The key here is to brace for impact and make the best of it because you can still have a blast. Also, humor helps.

#21 A Guest Shows Up Drunk (Maybe More) And Grinds On The Groom, Motorboats The Bride

A Guest Shows Up Drunk (Maybe More) And Grinds On The Groom, Motorboats The Bride
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The average wedding is between millennials aged 25 through 34, who likely got engaged in December, and were set to get married in August or September. 26% of them met on online dating apps and 3 in 5 of them bragged about their engagement on social media. A lot of these couples prompted for a first date (86%) and a cake cutting ceremony (79%), but very little went with an alcohol-free wedding (11%).

#22 No, No That's Not The Bride

No, No That's Not The Bride
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#23 That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride

That Woman On The Left Is Not The Bride
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#24 Bride Asks Mil Not To Wear A White Dress, Mil Does Anyways

Bride Asks Mil Not To Wear A White Dress, Mil Does Anyways
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Their wedding includes 81 guests, 10 vendors, and a honeymoon. Speaking of which, half of them will most definitely be on the beach with a 23% chance of spending more during the honeymoon than previous generations of newlyweds.

Lastly, 1 in 10 couples never lived together before marriage, 1 in 3 were saving for their wedding (as well as house), the same number also had children before marriage, and 1 in 5 went with an eco-friendly wedding option.

#25 “Close Friend” Of The Bride Came Dressed Like This

“Close Friend” Of The Bride Came Dressed Like This
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#26 "Thank You Sooooo Much For Sharing Your Special Day With Us"

"Thank You Sooooo Much For Sharing Your Special Day With Us"
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#27 Friends Wedding Photos That Will Never See The Light Of Day. She Asked Everyone Not To Wear Cream, White, Or Black. Sadly She Forgot To Mention You Also Couldn’t Wear A Wedding Dress. Sil Showed Up In A ‘Yellow’ Dress….with A Train!! Bride Is On The Left In The Bottom Photo

Friends Wedding Photos That Will Never See The Light Of Day. She Asked Everyone Not To Wear Cream, White, Or Black. Sadly She Forgot To Mention You Also Couldn’t Wear A Wedding Dress. Sil Showed Up In A ‘Yellow’ Dress….with A Train!! Bride Is On The Left In The Bottom Photo
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For context, the average wedding in the US is pricier by about 20% (i.e. $28,000). Besides that, cakes aren’t a huge priority (sub-$100 in a 3rd of all cases), and wedding trends are a bit different. The most popular one (91%) was the first dance, followed by 79% of couples color-coordinating floral arrangements and wedding colors. Another popular tradition was the flower girl and ring bearer, with nearly 2/3 of couples prompting for it.

#28 Mil In A Lovely “Taupe” Dress (She’d Be Leaving My Wedding In A Hearse)

Mil In A Lovely “Taupe” Dress (She’d Be Leaving My Wedding In A Hearse)
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#29 I Look Good In White, And That’s What Matters At Someone Else’s Wedding

I Look Good In White, And That’s What Matters At Someone Else’s Wedding
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#30 Girl I Rarely Speak To Anymore Asks If She's Invited To Our Wedding. After Telling Her That She Isn't She Tells Me I Should Rethink Marrying My Fiancé

Girl I Rarely Speak To Anymore Asks If She's Invited To Our Wedding. After Telling Her That She Isn't She Tells Me I Should Rethink Marrying My Fiancé
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If you’ve enjoyed this listicle, then why not show some love and appreciation by leaving the article or its submissions your upvotes. And while you’re at it, the comment section is always a good place to share your stories and takes on anything and everything.

#31 Wedding Guests, Please Don't Do This. It's Not Funny, And Putting "Just Kidding" Doesn't Make It Better

Wedding Guests, Please Don't Do This. It's Not Funny, And Putting "Just Kidding" Doesn't Make It Better
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#32 Step-Mother Of The Groom

Step-Mother Of The Groom
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#33 My Sister Is Getting Married.. This Is The Dress One Of Her Bridesmaids Bought

My Sister Is Getting Married.. This Is The Dress One Of Her Bridesmaids Bought
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#34 Went To A Wedding And The Mil Wore This... Would You Be Okay With It?

Went To A Wedding And The Mil Wore This... Would You Be Okay With It?
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#35 I Just Think The Whole “Marriage Is A Trap” Thing Is Tacky And Not Funny

I Just Think The Whole “Marriage Is A Trap” Thing Is Tacky And Not Funny
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