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Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)
Funny,Jokes,MemesMAR 24, 2022

Starbucks Baristas Share Things They’re Just So Tired Of (35 New Posts)

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Let’s have a big round of applause for all the baristas out there who smilingly greet us grumpy in the mornings and send us off with a great start to the day, aka the morning cup of coffee, on which everything that waits ahead relies. Meetings, dates, calls, you name it.
So let’s just all imagine the uncaffeinated bunch of clients Starbucks workers see every day. In fact, we don’t need to imagine that, thanks to the Reddit community which goes by the same name, r/Starbucks. Here, the employees of the popular coffeehouse chain spill it all, the good and the bad.
Below, you'll find the stories they shared about the most awful clients, craziest orders and everything they had to deal with at work and it’s just pure madness. After you're done reading this one, be sure to check out part 1 with more Starbucks horror stories.

#1 My Dog Passed And They Told Me To Come To Work Anyway So I Quit. Her Name Is Eva

My Dog Passed And They Told Me To Come To Work Anyway So I Quit. Her Name Is Eva
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#2 Support The Workers

Support The Workers
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#3 This Would Be A Great Stress Relief Practice

This Would Be A Great Stress Relief Practice
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According to Starbucks' careers website, baristas are the face of Starbucks. The popular coffeehouse chain states that “They are an important part of our customers’ days, and experts in handcrafting delicious, perfect beverages.” Moreover, “Baristas personally connect and create moments that make a difference and work together to create a welcoming store environment,” says the company’s website. Starbucks argues that baristas are the ones who bring their mission and values to life “while proudly wearing the green apron.”

#4 Pouring One Out

Pouring One Out
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#5 An Inspiration To Us All

An Inspiration To Us All
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#6 If Only All Customers Were Like This

If Only All Customers Were Like This
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So what exactly is the company looking for in the people who greet customers every day? Well, Starbucks argues that you’d make a great barista if you are a “people person,” and enjoy meeting others, love working as a team and appreciate the chance to collaborate, understand how to create a great customer service experience, have a focus on quality and take pride in your work. So if you press apply for a barista position on their website, you’d be surprised how much importance they put on social and interpersonal skills. No wonder why, when you look at the clients they have to deal with on a daily basis.

#7 *ehem*

*ehem*
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#8 “Please Don’t Verbally Assault The Baristas”

“Please Don’t Verbally Assault The Baristas”
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#9 "Managers Favorite" Lmao

"Managers Favorite" Lmao
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On the other hand, working as a barista at Starbucks is still viewed as a first job for college students since the company is flexible with working hours and has many locations to meet your needs. According to Indeed.com, average Starbucks barista hourly pay in the United States is approximately $12.55, which meets the national average.

However, like many companies, Starbucks faced labor shortage in 2021 and announced it was raising their average pay up to $17 an hour starting late January 2022. Around the same time, the company also announced that it was investing in training, as well as redesigning its "Barista Basics" guide and adding more training time.

#10 When They Drive/Walk Past The Tip Jar

When They Drive/Walk Past The Tip Jar
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#11 Working Thanksgiving Sucks, So I Made All My Baristas Gift Bags! Thank You For Everything You Do

Working Thanksgiving Sucks, So I Made All My Baristas Gift Bags! Thank You For Everything You Do
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#12 Truth

Truth
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#13 Somebody Backed Into Our Window On Friday, And This Was Presented To Us Today. Sometimes Work Is Okay

Somebody Backed Into Our Window On Friday, And This Was Presented To Us Today. Sometimes Work Is Okay
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#14 Also This

Also This
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#15 Starbucks: We Are Forced To Raise Prices Due To Inflation And Supply-Chain Issues. Also Starbucks: Our Profit Just Went Up 31% And We Gave Our CEO A 39% Raise To $20.4 Million

Starbucks: We Are Forced To Raise Prices Due To Inflation And Supply-Chain Issues. Also Starbucks: Our Profit Just Went Up 31% And We Gave Our CEO A 39% Raise To $20.4 Million
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#16 Some People Live In The Purge

Some People Live In The Purge
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#17 Telling Customers We're Out Of Product

Telling Customers We're Out Of Product
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#18 Again? What Is This?!

Again? What Is This?!
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#19 Somebody Literally Set Our Store On Fire Sunday And My Coworkers And I Didn’t Know What To Do So We Just Kept Making Drinks

Somebody Literally Set Our Store On Fire Sunday And My Coworkers And I Didn’t Know What To Do So We Just Kept Making Drinks
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#20 Honestly

Honestly
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