Funny,FailsJUL 16, 2026

67 Screenshots And Pics People Had To Take After Noticing Absurd And Ridiculous Names

The joy that parents feel when they find out they’re expecting is unmatched. But immediately after the news has settled in, they have to start planning. Prepping the nursery, buying the baby gear, saving up for all of the expenses that come along with having a kid... And in the midst of all that, they have to decide on a name for the little one.

Some moms and dads have had the names of their future children picked out since high school, while others are panicking to make a decision in the hospital while in labor. But if a couple has trouble choosing a name, it’s always better for them to pick a classic than try too hard to go against the grain. Because choosing a wild name might lead to cyberbullying before the baby is even born… We took a trip to a Facebook group that’s dedicated to sharing “Tragedeighs,” so we’ve compiled a list of the most appalling ones below. Enjoy scrolling through, and be sure to upvote the ones that you can’t believe are on someone’s actual birth certificate!

#21

A text post discussing the baby name Siren for a boy and expressing dislike for Soren. This relates to unusual baby names.

Shanaya Barlow

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Uncommon and downright strange names can lead to endless comments, questions, and jokes for the child’s entire life. And we have to remember that they won’t be a child forever. What might have seemed cute as a baby name might not be as endearing when the person is 30 years old and applying for a job at a law firm. In fact, it’s been well-documented that a person’s name can impact their ability to receive a job interview, regardless of their qualifications. I mean, would you want someone named Aquaman representing you in court?

#22

A social media post showing two replies discussing parents suggestions for boring names like Zacknafein and Sylvanus for sons.

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#23

A social media post with a comment listing crazy names heard: Xanatha, Kamini, Xylie, Isaac (for girl).

yellowdaisy97

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#24

A social media post where a parent expresses concern about their child, Rakelyn, breaking out in hives after hearing other children's unusual names like Kricket and Wrangler. An example of abominable names.

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Are you enjoying your scroll through these shockingly bad baby names, pandas? Keep upvoting the ones that you can’t believe parents agreed on, and let us know in the comments below what the most upsetting baby name you’ve ever heard was. Then, if you’d like to check out another article from Bored Panda featuring tragedeighs, look no further than right here!