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78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
Movies & tvDEC 9, 2022

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart

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We ran a little survey at the Bored Panda HQ, asking our colleagues what’s the one movie they couldn’t imagine Christmas without. Wanna guess which one was the unequivocal winner?
Yup, Home Alone. And seeing that we like it so much (so much, in fact, that some of the Pandas first came with a movie quote and then their answer!), we thought it was safe to presume that our readers also enjoy this movie and watch it over the holidays. And you know us, if we like stuff, we dedicate an article to it!
So, this is our selection of Home Alone quotes, which we are sure will bring you some awesome memories.
We’ve also always wondered what exactly makes this movie so legendary and came to a conclusion - Macaulay Culkin. Look, he was so genuinely adorable and witty, and he was just Macaulay in it that he became an unmatched legend of holiday movies.
Okay, also, the simple yet never-before-seen script helped a lot together with original jokes that have turned into famous quotes over time. Remember the one about washing your hands? If you do, you definitely know what to expect from these Home Alone movie quotes! And if you don’t remember it, know this - these funny quotes might just leave you laughing out loud.
We think that it’s right about time to ditch the introductions and skip to our selection of quotes from Home Alone. You know where to find them, right?
Once you’ve scrolled through them, be sure to show how much you liked these famous Home Alone quotes by giving them your vote by pressing that tiny little button under each submission. And lastly, don’t forget to share this article with your friends!

#1

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"If you need somebody to trust, it can be me. I won't forget to remember you." — Kevin
17points

#2

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"You can be too old for a lot of things, but you’re never too old to be afraid." — Marley
15points

#3

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Will you please tell Santa that instead of presents this year, I just want my family back." — Kevin
14points

#4

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"I had a nice pair of rollerblades. I was afraid to wreck them, so I kept them in a box. Do you know what happened? I outgrew them. I never wore them outside. Only in my room a few times." — Kevin
13points

#5

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"I was afraid of getting my heart broken again. Sometimes you can trust a person, and then, when things are down, they forget about you." — Bird Lady
11points

#6

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal." — Gangster Johnny
10points

#7

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Your heart might still be broken, but it isn't gone. If it was gone, you wouldn't be so nice." — Kevin
10points

#8

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Fuller, go easy on the Pepsi." — Aunt Leslie
9points

#9

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"You guys give up? Or are you thirsty for more?" — Kevin
9points

#10

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"All the great ones leave their mark. We’re the Wet Bandits!" — Marv
9points

#11

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"I’m 10 years old. TV is my life." — Kevin
9points

#12

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"This house is so full of people it makes me sick. When I grow up and get married, I’m living alone." — Kevin
9points

#13

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"This is my house. I have to defend it." — Kevin
9points

#14

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"He’s a kid. Kids are stupid. I know I was." — Marv
9points

#15

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Don't make promises you can't keep." — Bird Lady
9points

#16

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Here we are, Marv. New York City, the Land of Opportunity. Smell that?" — Harry
9points

#17

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"You may have won the battle, little dude, but you lost the war." — Marv
9points

#18

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"You're always welcome at church." — Marley
8points

#19

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!" — Kevin
7points

#20

78 Home Alone Quotes Every Real Fan Might Know By Heart
"This is ridiculous. Only a wimp would be hiding under a bed. And I can’t be a wimp. I’m the man of the house." — Kevin
7points
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