70 Absurd Things We Keep Believing Are Normal, Because Of Them Being Typical Movie Clichés

That people always talk in clear, coherent and meaningful sentences without any umms or ahhs.

The birth of a child takes under an hour, starting with a huge splash and "uh-oh!" as her water breaks then the baby is here within a few minutes, requiring a mad dash through the hospital in a wheelchair.

That attraction leads to ripping each other’s clothes off, smashing mouths and having panting, vigorous, relief filled animal like intimacy.
But please, correct me if I’m wrong ….

Jumping from one moving train to another is safely doable. Nah fam, I can barely do it while they're standing still and pretty close on spur lines, no chance Jason Bourne or even Captain America are doing that ish.

Sharks are bad! They don't even want to eat you. The grab you with their mouths just to see what you are. They don't want to eat you at all.

Bullying.
While classic highschool and middleschool movie bullying can be seen in real life, it’s realistically and commonly much less direct. It’s more passive-aggressive. Sometimes they even pretend to be nice but you can tell they’re only speaking to you because their friends find it funny, or it was a dare.
Rarely will you see a jock push a nerd up against his locker. Students, in my experience, will immediately call them out for that.
Bullying is a lot more complex, from what I’ve seen.

That you need to wait 24 hrs before you report someone missing.

Really surprised NOT to see this here:

That all frogs make the 'ribbit' noise.

It's just the sound of a frog that lives in the Hollywood hills. Other frogs make all manner of sounds including barking.

- Cops have to tell you if they're undercover or it's entrapment. (It's not.)

- You're legally entitled to a phone call. (You're not.)

- There is a reading of the will. (There isn't.)

- Juries are nothing like "12 Angry Men." It might be a great film, but it's practically the opposite of how juries work.

That you can gain access to any high security facilities as long you have obtained a access-card from a employee.

That all cars are made of unstable explosives.

That helicopters can sneak up out of nowhere.

That clear shower doors have this innate bio sensor that allows them to limit the steam up affect just high enough to obscure from the outside.the more private parts of human anatomy.

That the difference of rich and poor in America is just upper middle class and middle class.

That high schoolers look like they’re in their mid to late twenties.

So help me god if I see another movie saying we use ten percent of our brain.

You can gain 50 pounds of muscles in 3 month with chicken, rice, brocoli and 15 pounds dumbbells.

During the Pandemic lockdown of 2020, they fooled a vast proportion of general population into believing that they, multi-millionaire celebrities, with lifestyles and property Joe Public could only dream about, were hit as badly as them.

Oh the deprivation and poverty they suffered, hiding in their gated mansions with vast acreage, wealthy, condescending, while the public panic bought, endured shortages and were afraid of bankruptcy, ruin, joblessness. The Hollywood glitterati showed how out of touch they were with us 'plebs'. But how they whinged and demanded our sympathy and attention.

That Imagine video said it all.

That you can use a defibrillator to shock an asystole rhythm back. A defibrillator is used to correct an abnormal heart rhythm, but won't do jack if the heart isn't beating at all.

That as long as you love someone it'll work out, nevermind the amount of work it takes to make a relationship work or that how you feel about someone will change because both of you change.