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70 Newspaper Clippings From The Past That Are Fascinating To Look Back On Today
History,CuriositiesSEP 26, 2026

70 Newspaper Clippings From The Past That Are Fascinating To Look Back On Today

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Old newspapers were not all doom, gloom, and serious business. Between the big stories, they also made room for witty observations and the kind of lines that probably had readers chuckling over their morning coffee.
We found an interesting collection of old newspaper clippings that offers a hilarious little look at the past, with plenty of quotes that still feel surprisingly relevant today. Scroll down for a trip back in time that might put a smile on your face and remind you that good humor never really gets old.

#41 New-York Tribune, New York, July 2, 1916

Old chart comparing prehistoric man's skull and a high-heeled shoe with the question about man walking on his head
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#42 The Fool-K****r, Pores Knob, North Carolina, July 1, 1926

Vintage newspaper excerpt warning Jupiter may swallow the earth, featuring professor's quote
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#43 The Greenville Daily News, South Carolina, September 19, 1919

Newspaper excerpt advising to enjoy September and October as lovely months
10points

#44 The Bakersfield Californian, Bakersfield, California, September 30, 1939

Vintage newspaper clipping showing a blindfolded dog, illustrating mind-reading claim
10points

#45 The Gaffney Ledger, South Carolina, August 15, 1925

Old newspaper snippet about turtles having no teeth and avoiding dentist visits
10points

#46 Chicago Tribune, Illinois, October 15, 1905

Newspaper list explaining reasons why employees claim they were fired
10points

#47 St. Louis Post-Dispatch, Missouri, July 5, 1910

Old newspaper excerpt describing an incident where a pet cow injured a man by pinning him down
10points

#48 The Pittsburgh Press, Pennsylvania, September 15, 1932

Newspaper clipping about pet turtles Oscar and Wilde following child and befriending cat
9points

#49 Dixon Evening Telegraph, Illinois, August 30, 1928

Old newspaper headline about a dog catcher losing his job for catching too many dogs
9points

#50 The Plain Speaker, Hazleton, Pennsylvania, November 6, 1936

Historic newspaper headline about talking crow stirring Detroit with a cat and bird incident
9points

#51 The San Francisco Examiner, California, August 10, 1913

Vintage cartoon showing a cucumber and person with caption cool as a cucumber
9points

#52 The Winnipeg Tribune, Manitoba, November 7, 1936

Newspaper clipping about reading in bathtub as argument for living alone
9points

#53 The Los Angeles Times, California, July 15, 1929

Vintage newspaper clipping of a woman with a robot cat, vintage mechanical feline news
9points

#54 The Star Press, Muncie, Indiana, July 10, 1955

Newspaper text on science-fiction writers and alien intelligence
9points

#55 The San Francisco Examiner, California, September 6, 1934

Cartoon advertising Eat at Joes with vintage newspaper illustration
8points

#56 The Salt Lake Tribune, Utah, September 4, 1949

Autumn described as a subtle time of year in old newspaper text
8points

#57 The Daily Times, New Philadelphia, Ohio, July 31, 1924

Historic newspaper text on becoming what we eat, mentioning iced tea
8points

#58 The Macon News, Georgia, July 10, 1915

Newspaper text praising the experience of eating tender boiled corn with a buttery ear
8points

#59 Edmonton Journal, Alberta, June 29, 1948

Newspaper text questioning bewhiskered French statesmen in old photos
8points

#60 The San Francisco Examiner, California, September 17, 1934

Vintage cartoon showing auctioneer with gavel and seated man
7points
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