Birds are the hipsters of the animal kingdom.
Weird names, fancy foods and obscure sounds like you’ve never heard before. So long, mainstream.
We all know one. That peculiar urban species with more swag than a magpie’s nest after Black Monday, and the attitude to go with it.
And now, for the first time ever, that same swag is available to you.
At HipsterBirds.com we make awesome apparel for the feathered in spirit. Premium quality attire that lets you strut like a peacock, and awesome accessories to help you feather your nest.
With us, you get all of that hipster, bird-like attitude without any of the hassle.
No need to learn how to warble, read up on seed, or wash yourself with basin-water in a stranger’s back yard.
High-flying apparel to make even the most dead-eyed dodo turn their head.
Hipster Birds. Because the future of cool is up in the air…
More info: hipsterbirds.com
The Aeropress Tit
A regular cup of coffee would never do for the Aeropress Tit. No, this urban corner-dwelling bird must source beans from countries you haven’t heard of, and speak of roasting as if you don’t know the meaning of the word.
The Live-Tweeter Bee-Eater
The Live-Tweeter Bee-Eater is always eagerly updating the world on all that’s important and up-to-the-minute, like this morning’s breakfast choice or profound-sounding tips on how to dance (like no one’s watching, apparently).
The PBR Thrush
A connoisseur of the worse things in life, like slamming low-end brews with his homebirds in a way that’s so ironic they’re not even sure if it’s ironic anymore.
The Blogfinch
The Blogfinch keeps us abreast of current happenings in her own long-form way, bringing her most recent opinions and musings- far cooler and more worthy of attention than whatever it is you’re doing.
The Urban Whistler
Skating by on a set of four painfully cool wheels, The Urban Whistler has no regard for the two perfectly good wings everyone else uses to get about.